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My Friend's Rescue(d) Dog doesn't stop barking

Started by JOE, December 26, 2022, 03:08:04 AM

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JOE

...He got it from some rescue society in the States and had it shipped to Canada.



Why the fuck, I don't know.



It seems to have emotional problems from prior abuse and so little can set it off like a loaded gun.



I manage to get along with it, tho it sometimes barks at me when I'm in the room.

Actually it seems to bark at my friend more than me and he always has to calm the damn thing down.

Or entice it ta shut up by constantly feeding it doggy treats.

Whenever I talk to my friend on the phone, the dog often interrupts him and starts barking cuz it feels its not getting enough attention.

So I end up competing with the damn dog.



Cripes being around the thing feels like you have to walk on egg shells anytime it's around.

Gotta be careful not to raise my voice or make any sudden moves.



I think that's a reason why my friend hardly gets any visitors.

Cuz people feel intimidated by that dog.



The dog essentially runs his life and existence now.



Fuck, don't ever get a fuckin' rescue dog folks.



And if you do, shoot it first.

Or getta cat. Much easier on your nerves.



Frankly the Dog reminds me of TheProwler and his dog.



Emotionally unstable and fuckin' needy.

Dove

He is literally reinforcing the behavior by giving the dog treats and attention when it barks.



 Maybe he should find a trainer? If he can afford to ship a dog from America to Canada?
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

TheProwler

Why does it not surprise me that someone who would be a friend of Senile Joe is a useless fucktard?



And look at Senile Joe's description:  "He barks a lot."



You fuckin' retard, Joe.  A dog can bark in a bunch of different ways.  Your description of what is happening is useless.



You are such a clueless idiot.



Dovey is right that rewarding a dog for barking will just encourage him to bark more.



But, Liar Joe, before you get too excited here...I know you are so full of shit that there is a very slim chance that any of this is true.



There is no dog.



There is no friend.



There is only a dream world that you create.



Hoping.



To appear.



Normal.

caskur

Quote from: JOE post_id=489012 time=1672042084 user_id=97
...He got it from some rescue society in the States and had it shipped to Canada.



Why the fuck, I don't know.



It seems to have emotional problems from prior abuse and so little can set it off like a loaded gun.



I manage to get along with it, tho it sometimes barks at me when I'm in the room.

Actually it seems to bark at my friend more than me and he always has to calm the damn thing down.

Or entice it ta shut up by constantly feeding it doggy treats.

Whenever I talk to my friend on the phone, the dog often interrupts him and starts barking cuz it feels its not getting enough attention.

So I end up competing with the damn dog.



Cripes being around the thing feels like you have to walk on egg shells anytime it's around.

Gotta be careful not to raise my voice or make any sudden moves.



I think that's a reason why my friend hardly gets any visitors.

Cuz people feel intimidated by that dog.



The dog essentially runs his life and existence now.



Fuck, don't ever get a fuckin' rescue dog folks.



And if you do, shoot it first.

Or getta cat. Much easier on your nerves.



Frankly the Dog reminds me of TheProwler and his dog.



Emotionally unstable and fuckin' needy.


 what breed is it?



working dogs bark a lot....is it a blue healer or  some little yappy breed?
"I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want."
- Andy Warhol

JOE

Quote from: Dove post_id=489013 time=1672042510 user_id=3266
He is literally reinforcing the behavior by giving the dog treats and attention when it barks.



 Maybe he should find a trainer? If he can afford to ship a dog from America to Canada?


Like you Dovey, I'm a CAT person.



If I was gonna getta a pet, it'd be a CAT.



And only 1 cat. Not 10.

caskur

What you have to do is completely ignore the dog... DO NOT look at it or smile or pay it attention in any way. When it barks, turn your head away.



The dog will make friends with you if and when it wants.



If that makes you uncomfortable ask your friend to lock it in another room while you visit.... lie and say you have faulty hearing or something and can't tolerate loud noises.
"I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want."
- Andy Warhol

kiebers

I've learned that if someone asks you a really stupid question and you reply by telling them what time it is, they'll leave you alone

Dove

Quote from: JOE post_id=489026 time=1672066200 user_id=97
Quote from: Dove post_id=489013 time=1672042510 user_id=3266
He is literally reinforcing the behavior by giving the dog treats and attention when it barks.



 Maybe he should find a trainer? If he can afford to ship a dog from America to Canada?


Like you Dovey, I'm a CAT person.



If I was gonna getta a pet, it'd be a CAT.



And only 1 cat. Not 10.


 It always starts off with just one cat, Joe.



 They are like....fuzzy and cute little pringles. ♡
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Erica Mena

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kiebers

Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=489041 time=1672070674 user_id=2845
Joe has a lot of friends lol

Enough for over 100 threads at VF

 :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:
I've learned that if someone asks you a really stupid question and you reply by telling them what time it is, they'll leave you alone

Garraty_47

Quote from: JOE post_id=489026 time=1672066200 user_id=97
Like you Dovey, I'm a CAT person.



If I was gonna getta a pet, it'd be a CAT.



And only 1 cat. Not 10.


Unless you're lucky and happen to get a cat that prefers solitude one cat alone will be bored and probably act out in protest or to get attention.



Get two so at least they'll have each other for company.



Cats are, contrary to popular myths, very social creatures.

They're just highly particular about which hoomins they socialize with. Heh

Blazor

Quote from: Dove post_id=489040 time=1672070571 user_id=3266
Quote from: JOE post_id=489026 time=1672066200 user_id=97




Like you Dovey, I'm a CAT person.



If I was gonna getta a pet, it'd be a CAT.



And only 1 cat. Not 10.


 It always starts off with just one cat, Joe.



 They are like....fuzzy and cute little pringles. ♡


Cats at your place reminds me of that Star Trek episode, Trouble with Tribbles  :laugh:



I cant say much though, I usually take in a few too, but my limit is 3. I actually got allergies lol, but 3 short hairs is my limit lol. NO long hairs in here! But I'll take care of as many strays that come to my door for food, so long as they play nice. I run the bullies off lol.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Blazor

Joe, that house is the dog's now, y'all are his bitches. lulz



Know that when he barks at you, he is saying "give me a treat, bitch".
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Herman

Quote from: kiebers post_id=489052 time=1672073417 user_id=193
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=489041 time=1672070674 user_id=2845
Joe has a lot of friends lol

Enough for over 100 threads at VF

 :laugh:  :laugh:  :laugh:

Joe wrecks every forum he posts on with this lame trolling.

TheProwler

Quote from: caskur post_id=489029 time=1672067210 user_id=2156
What you have to do is completely ignore the dog... DO NOT look at it or smile or pay it attention in any way. When it barks, turn your head away.



The dog will make friends with you if and when it wants.



If that makes you uncomfortable ask your friend to lock it in another room while you visit.... lie and say you have faulty hearing or something and can't tolerate loud noises.


Joe is lying.  That is why he will avoid any questions that ask for details.  He is not smart enough to tell a lie with details and not get caught with an inconsistency or a contradiction.



He was just on Bastard Factory a week or so ago talking about how great he is with dogs because a Golden Retriever let him pet him.  Hahahaha!!!  I mocked him for that stupidity.



He is recently in a "dog" and/or "cat" fantasy world because he thinks he is developing some good connections with people here when he talks about them.




Quote from: kiebers post_id=489038 time=1672070051 user_id=193
Here we go with the "my friend" threads...LOL


Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=489041 time=1672070674 user_id=2845
Joe has a lot of friends lol


I am glad people see what a desperate loser this Joe asshole is....




Quote from: Blazor post_id=489058 time=1672074195 user_id=2221
Joe, that house is the dog's now, y'all are his bitches. lulz



Know that when he barks at you, he is saying "give me a treat, bitch".


Dogs would not treat Joe the same way they treat other people.



They would sense that something is "off" about him.  If a dog did bark at Joe, it would mean something like this:  [size=150]"Stay away from me you fuckin' weirdo!!!"[/size]


Quote from: Herman post_id=489063 time=1672078996 user_id=3396
Joe wrecks every forum he posts on with this lame trolling.


I kinda like it.



It gives me the opportunity to smack him around with good cause.