This woke shit

[DKG]

The woke ice cream company Ben & Jerry's accosted Americans celebrating the nation's 247th birthday online, telling them their country "exists on stolen Indigenous land" and to return it.



Patriots and other critics rejected the Vermont-headquartered company's recommended action plan and came up with a plan of their own: Give the confectioners the "Bud Light" treatment.



In a July 4 social media post, Ben & Jerry's wrote, "This 4th of July, it's high time we recognize that the US exists on stolen Indigenous land and commit to returning it."



Instead of lauding the nation that gave so much to co-founders Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield and the company's current C-suite, Ben & Jerry's urged that the U.S. surrender Mount Rushmore to the Lakota Sioux.



According to Ben & Jerry's, to surrender vast swaths of American territory now would serve to help dismantle "white supremacy and systems of oppression."



The company, which a New York Times exposé revealed used child migrant labor to process milk, often in violation of labor laws, has also taken hard anti-Israel stances, forbidding the sale of its sugary sludge in territories belonging to the Jewish state.



Besides its anti-American, anti-Israeli, and pro-Palestinian activism and resistance to a "post-racial era," Ben & Jerry's has previously been called out for peddling lies, in particular about Kyle Rittenhouse. The ice cream brand suggested online in 2021 that the then-17-year-old who killed a violent pedophile and another radical in self-defense during a riot was a racist, incorrectly intimating his victims were black.



Billboard Chris, the gender ideology critic whose real name is Chris Elston, tweeted in response to the company's anti-American post, "The only right thing to do is donate all of your assets and retained earnings. Shareholders will understand."



Musician Brad Skistimas of Five Times August suggested something similar, writing, "Sounds like it's time for Ben and Jerry to donate 100% of their profits to indigenous people."



Angela McArdle, the current chair of the Libertarian National Committee, wrote, "I thought you sold ice cream. You want to evict all of your customers?"



"U stole the milk from cows to make ur ice cream checkmate," quipped Ashley St. Clair of the Babylon Bee.



Dr. Jordan Peterson similarly observed, "Looks like someone is looking hard for a @budweiser moment."

In the days since, the company has not only been met with high-profile rebukes and threats of a boycott, but has had its parent company lose billions of dollars and at least one Indian tribe test its sincerity, accepting the land under its headquarters.



In light of the company's recommendation that "stolen land" be returned, Don Stevens, chief of the Nulhegan Band of the Coosuk Abenaki Nation, indicated his tribe would interested in "reclaiming" the territory on which the company's headquarters presently resides.

[Frood]

The whole reclaiming land thing is a farce unless various tribes have to duke it out and decide when a territory was encroached by another, and by how much.



This doesn't happen in European or even Asian history.



Because, humans happen. They get beaten down and eventually mingle with their captors or powers that be, then they move on as a group.



Indigenous peoples did the exact same thing with various groups, but our histories are ancient apparently, and their histories "stolen" and fresh.



Same thing with African Americans who demand reparations from anybody not tinged in a darker hue. One's ancestors could have arrived from Europe in the 1890's or even more recent, but it's still their problem because of hue.



I've got DNA test results showing over 14 distinct people's... some of them not exactly pacifists.



But I'm happy to exist...



Shit happens... grow the fuck up Indigenous and African Americans. You're not pure-bred either... and even if you were, who fucking cares? We don't punish children for the crimes of their ancient relatives.

[Aryan]

I have argued for years that rich progs are at war with the working class.

They're at war with White people. The sad part is, many of them are White themselves, but have sold their souls for the almighty shekel.

[Lokmar]

I have argued for years that rich progs are at war with the working class.

They're at war with White people. The sad part is, many of them are White themselves, but have sold their souls for the almighty shekel.

OI VEY!!!! I WANT MY MONEY IN DOLLARS!!!! 

[Adolf Oliver Bush]

They're at war with White people. The sad part is, many of them are White themselves, but have sold their souls for the almighty shekel.

OI VEY!!!! I WANT MY MONEY IN DOLLARS!!!! 

Troon tears and Pepe memes are acceptable currency.

[Aryan]

They're at war with White people. The sad part is, many of them are White themselves, but have sold their souls for the almighty shekel.

OI VEY!!!! I WANT MY MONEY IN DOLLARS!!!! 

Fella, I wish you would keep a tighter leash on that son in law of yours...

[DKG]

OI VEY!!!! I WANT MY MONEY IN DOLLARS!!!! 

Fella, I wish you would keep a tighter leash on that son in law of yours...

His shoulders look like they are four inches apart.

[Lokmar]

OI VEY!!!! I WANT MY MONEY IN DOLLARS!!!! 

Fella, I wish you would keep a tighter leash on that son in law of yours...

Wait, now its my son in law who's a JOOOO? I thought it was my hook nosed wife?  :MG_216:

[Herman]

I have argued for years that rich progs are at war with the working class.

They're at war with White people. The sad part is, many of them are White themselves, but have sold their souls for the almighty shekel.

They cannot use class division anymore because in both Canada and the US, working folks no longer vote for the democRATs, Liberals , or the NDP. They had to create something else to divide us, so now it is race, gender, and gender identity.

[Aryan]

Exactly. It's called Cultural Marxism and this time race, rather than class, is the prime focus.

[Aryan]

Fella, I wish you would keep a tighter leash on that son in law of yours...

Wait, now its my son in law who's a JOOOO? I thought it was my hook nosed wife?  :MG_216:

Is this an admission? 

[Lokmar]

Wait, now its my son in law who's a JOOOO? I thought it was my hook nosed wife?  :MG_216:

Is this an admission? 

Sure, if it makes you happy! 



You know we all LOL our fukin asses off at your shit, right? My wife was sitting not 10 feet away from me the other night when I told her it wasnt her hook nosed ass that was the joo, it was our son in law. We both cackled like satan!!!  ac_toofunny

[DKG]

Brown University's student populous who identify as LGBT has more than doubled between 2010 and 2023, more than five times the national rate.



About 38% of the student body says they are not straight, while in 2010 that number was 14%, according to a poll from the university's newspaper the Brown Daily Herald.

[DKG]

A resurfaced article that linked physical fitness to white supremacy garnered a shocked response from podcast host Joe Rogan after the official account for MSNBC posted it Monday.



"Being healthy is 'far right.' Holy f***," he tweeted.



The opinion article from 2022 tried to claim that white supremacists online were trying to use physical fitness in order to seduce people into extremist groups.



The article from opinion columnist Cynthia Miller-Idriss was ridiculed widely when it was first published, and that mockery was reignited on social media.



"The only way to prove you're not a Nazi is to get fat," said columnist Bridget Phetasy, who has been a guest on Rogan's podcast.

[Lokmar]

A resurfaced article that linked physical fitness to white supremacy garnered a shocked response from podcast host Joe Rogan after the official account for MSNBC posted it Monday.



"Being healthy is 'far right.' Holy f***," he tweeted.



The opinion article from 2022 tried to claim that white supremacists online were trying to use physical fitness in order to seduce people into extremist groups.



The article from opinion columnist Cynthia Miller-Idriss was ridiculed widely when it was first published, and that mockery was reignited on social media.



"The only way to prove you're not a Nazi is to get fat," said columnist Bridget Phetasy, who has been a guest on Rogan's podcast.

Thats so fucking retarded. I'm kinda fat and I use the n-werd whenever possible!