Jill Biden gives her take on the Commander N Corpse's performace

[Frood]

Nevermind the next debate, increasingly I get the feeling Biden won't even make it to November.

As Prof pointed out, if the donations continue to dry up, and the Democrats are in danger of losing several House, Senate and governor seats, I'm sure the top brass of the DNC will get the message and give Biden the Heave Ho.

If they don't, then they are absolutely stupid.

Maybe it's Obama who's been pulling the strings and runnin the show all along to keep his friend Biden in the race?

Obama has always despised senile Joe.

[Lokmar]

Joe -- you did so great you showed up to the debate stage you were supposed to show up at and remembered your name the whole time! 

to the applause of the clowns in the audience

while he stands there looking like a geriatric Simple Jack, smiling whilst he hasn't the slightest solitary clue what the fuck is going on around him.

I was seriously waiting for her to throw a treat up in the air just to see if he would go full baby seal

Fuck sakes, did you catch CNN having to pan out wide and then back in to cover up for biden not blinking for an entire 2 minutes? What fucking drug does THAT? There cant be many!!!

[Oliver the Second]

Fuck sakes, did you catch CNN having to pan out wide and then back in to cover up for biden not blinking for an entire 2 minutes? What fucking drug does THAT? There cant be many!!!

Reduced Spontaneous Eye Blink Rates in Recreational Cocaine Users

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2565797/

[Lokmar]

Reduced Spontaneous Eye Blink Rates in Recreational Cocaine Users

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2565797/

Thanks! So its likely a cocaine based stimulant they're using on him!

[knows things]

Thanks! So its likely a cocaine based stimulant they're using on him!

10% for the big guy? Is there that much parmesan cheese left in Hunter's shagpile?

[Biggie Smiles]

JOe - you did so awesome! when you were turned loose on stage you walked right up to your podium and didn't wander aimlessly into a wall or one of the camera crews!

Did Joe do awesome!?

and what did Trump do ? LIE!!!!!



btw, anyone want to cite a single lie he told up on that stage? Just one. Anyone?

Maybe I was just too overcome with laughter but I didn't catch any.

[Biggie Smiles]

Joe - you did so good, you didn't even fashion your neck tie around your waistline instead of your neck!

[Biggie Smiles]

Joe - you did sew good, you didn't walk into any walls like one of those battery operated toy soldiers who collide with a wall and keeps trying to move forward until you turn them around!


Yoo did so good cause you didn't even doo dat!!!

[Herman]

Joe - you did sew good, you didn't walk into any walls like one of those battery operated toy soldiers who collide with a wall and keeps trying to move forward until you turn them around!


Yoo did so good cause you didn't even doo dat!!!

Jim Crow Joe did real good.

[Biggie Smiles]

Did anyone else notice how BIden just stood there with that glossed over lobotomized and simpleton look on his face like

"I did all that? "

As jill was praising her 81 year old toddler for eating all his vegetables

The only thing that would have made this funnier is if the guy started clapping for himself before darting off and colliding with a wall.

we're so fucked

[Lokmar]

JOe - you did so awesome! when you were turned loose on stage you walked right up to your podium and didn't wander aimlessly into a wall or one of the camera crews!

Did Joe do awesome!?

and what did Trump do ? LIE!!!!!



btw, anyone want to cite a single lie he told up on that stage? Just one. Anyone?

Maybe I was just too overcome with laughter but I didn't catch any.

CNN didnt want to fact check or they would have had to display the border patrol insta refute saying THEY WOULD NEVER support biden! LMFBO!

[Biggie Smiles]

CNN didnt want to fact check or they would have had to display the border patrol insta refute saying THEY WOULD NEVER support biden! LMFBO!

The guy actually continued to parrot a lie which was debunked by his own side a few days before.

and they still go around saying that trump lied

it's astonishing

[Lokmar]

The guy actually continued to parrot a lie which was debunked by his own side a few days before.

and they still go around saying that trump lied

it's astonishing

They know their drone base: "TRUMPS LIES".

[Biggie Smiles]

Joe -- You did so guud, you stood there for two hours and didn't even burp up any of the pudding we gave you all day onto the microphone.

cue in JOe's happy blank stare.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Jill is more delusional than Hillary was when the "blue dress incident" happened with Bill.