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[@realAzhyaAryola]

Meet my friend from Thailand, Miss Wattana Sayam.

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(Pssssst....its supposed to be Siam).

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I don't know. I've never been in a Walmart.



We have Target, K Mart, and Costco.



We also have something called "Savers", but that's just second hand rubbish.



But if the "People Of Walmart" images are to be believed, and I have no reason to doubt them, then, no. There's nothing comparable here.



Praise your Lord.

The outdoor markets at Nimbin or Tamworth aren't far off. The smell is mostly the same, bar the patchouli oils, camel dung incense, or deep fried chicken wing odors. Loads of grubby and obese people with wardrobe malfunctions shuffling around in thongs and cowboy boots talking a load of bollocks in horrible dialects.

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That's a good one



When I'm in a can't be  bothered  mood, I use "If at first you don't succeed, Aw fk it"

[Anonymous]

Meet my friend from Thailand, Miss Wattana Sayam.

 

[@realAzhyaAryola]

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That's a good one



When I'm in a can't be  bothered  mood, I use "If at first you don't succeed, Aw fk it"

 

[@realAzhyaAryola]

[size=150]Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.[/size]

[Anonymous]

A nurse walks into a bank totally exhausted after an 18 hour shift. She grabs a deposit slip, pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a beats says, "well that's great...some asshole's got my pen.

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lol - good ones



Almost as good as Q's priceless "There are no No-Go zones in UK and Europe"

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Miss Wattana Sayam

I heard that in another context.



Tell a person to repeat "Wa .. Ta ...Na .. Siam"

Tell them to repeat it progressively faster and faster until they realize what they are saying

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Miss Wattana Sayam

I heard that in another context.



Tell a person to repeat "Wa .. Ta ...Na .. Siam"

Tell them to repeat it progressively faster and faster until they realize what they are saying

 

[Anonymous]

Miss Wattana Sayam

I heard that in another context.



Tell a person to repeat "Wa .. Ta ...Na .. Siam"

Tell them to repeat it progressively faster and faster until they realize what they are saying

 

[Anonymous]

Mexican word of the day:CHEAT



My friend Hector told me a joke and I laughed so hard I almost cheat my pants.

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ac_lmfao