Thousands of Baby Spiders!

[RW]

Have you ever seen a dingo?

Not in person, no.

[Bricktop]

Exactly.

[RW]

Exactly what?

[Annie]

haha

[RW]

ac_biggrin

[Odinson]

The animal life in Australia sucks...



I take bears and wolves anyday over some fucking poisonous spiders.

[Renee]

Have you ever seen a dingo?

Yes and they are not that impressive.

 

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[Bricktop]

No?



Bring your baby when you come to Oz.

[Renee]

No?



Bring your baby when you come to Oz.

We have a canine in the US similar to the Dingo. They are called Carolina dogs. They are descents of feral dogs native to the Carolinas and the difference is, we keep them as pets. So most Americans aren't going to be impressed by a frickin Dingo.



Now impressive is the North America timber or grey wolf. 100 pounds of canine killer. Those dudes look you over like you owe them money and they don't bother stealing your baby; they'll come right in your house, impregnated your dog and steal your TV.

[Bricktop]

I am sure your wolf is badass. We can feed wild dingos by hand...but that says more about us than them.



Our critters are cute, and somewhat alluring, like THIS one...



http://www.oceanwideimages.com/images/5935/large/southern-blue-ringed-octopus-24M1633-23.jpg">. The world's cutest l'il octopus, around the size of a table tennis ball.



How bout this sweetheart..the endearing stonefish...



http://museumvictoria.com.au/pages/1766/mn010596.jpg">...he just sits on the ocean floor and plays like a rock.



One of may favourites...



http://www.think-tasmania.com/wp-content/uploads/save-the-tasmanian-devil-03.jpg">



The Tasmanian devil has an exceptionally strong bite for its size, generating a force of over 553 N (124 lbf).[48] The jaw can open to 75–80 degrees, allowing the devil to generate the large amount of power to tear meat and crush bones[45]—sufficient force to allow it to bite through thick metal wire. He will take your hand off in around 20 seconds. Now THAT'S hospitality.



Are ants your thing?



http://www.abc.net.au/health/yourstories/img/mnigrocincta.jpg">. These little tykes actually jump into the air to greet you if you walk near their nest. They're so happy to see you. Er...their bite can be fatal, though.



See. Happy, friendly, funny critters.

[Bricktop]