My labia hurts like a bitch.

[Frood]

There's no going back on medium to bigger gauge piercings too. Once you stretch to a certain point and long enough, it's never going to heal up. It's why some dummies have earlobes which look like giant looped egg noodles by the age of 25.



At my age and current type of work I need to be able to maintain a certain front or risk alienating others and putting a spike in my career instead of just a bit of my flesh, so I'm very careful about any piercing or tattoo work I get. Nothing can show through a blouse or stocking. That's probably why I've struggled with further tattoo work below my mid thighs or waist and definitely one of the reasons why I won't stretch my nipples beyond 2mm. As it is, if the bra isn't padded, it can show and during the summer months it's a lot of unnecessary extra garment when things get really hot. It doesn't matter so much in the winter when I can wear layers or a business top but winter here is short compared to summer.



I shouldn't have to worry about these things but I do anyway. I am a professional in my career path and what I do with my body should only be a concern to me. Unfortunately I'm judged as a mere woman in the workplace and according to my age group so I almost need to play ball. Women in Australia are still not equal across all work sectors and there's a lot of trashy tramps who play the girl card and lure in yet alienate professional men towards the true blu professional dinky di sheilas.



No offense, Dove, but the typical Aussie woman is a full time business pole dancer. They'll use every bit of equal opportunity legislation or their younger sexuality to drive their career. It makes me ill to witness sometimes, maybe because I didn't go there in my younger days, I don't know.



If I could be assured that a tongue forking could be concealed and wouldn't affect my speaking voice, I'd do it in a heartbeat. That's why I just think about it a whole lot and watch youtube videos of others.  ac_blush

[keeper]

go for it, i need a good laugh  ac_razz

[Frood]

go for it, i need a good laugh  ac_razz

If I went for it, I wouldn't show you any audio or visual footage of it.  ac_razz

[keeper]

go for it, i need a good laugh  ac_razz

If I went for it, I wouldn't show you any audio or visual footage of it.  ac_razz

Of course you wouldn't, might see the goatee  ac_dance

[Frood]

go for it, i need a good laugh  ac_razz

If I went for it, I wouldn't show you any audio or visual footage of it.  ac_razz

Of course you wouldn't, might see the goatee  ac_dance

 ac_toofunny



You must be as old as Spectre if you envision 70's or 80's era genital hair on a modern woman.

[keeper]

   [size=150]YOU ARE NOT FEMALE [/size]  

[Frood]

   

What gave it away, loverboi?  ac_razz

[Renee]

go for it, i need a good laugh  ac_razz

If I went for it, I wouldn't show you any audio or visual footage of it.  ac_razz

Of course you wouldn't, might see the goatee  ac_dance

Maybe, but I can almost guarantee that you would hear jingle bells when she walks into the room.

[Frood]

go for it, i need a good laugh  ac_razz

If I went for it, I wouldn't show you any audio or visual footage of it.  ac_razz

Of course you wouldn't, might see the goatee  ac_dance

Maybe, but I can almost guarantee that you would hear jingle bells when she walks into the room.

I'm probably a fifth of your weight. You might get a small jin from me but no gle or bells, Doughnut Gate Keeper.  :001_tongue:

[Renee]

go for it, i need a good laugh  ac_razz

If I went for it, I wouldn't show you any audio or visual footage of it.  ac_razz

Of course you wouldn't, might see the goatee  ac_dance

Maybe, but I can almost guarantee that you would hear jingle bells when she walks into the room.

I'm probably a fifth of your weight. You might get a small jin from me but no gle or bells, Doughnut Gate Keeper.  :001_tongue:

So do you have to tuck those flaps up when you pee or do you just add some alcohol or peroxide to the toilet water and wash out your piercings as you piss?

[Frood]

go for it, i need a good laugh  ac_razz

If I went for it, I wouldn't show you any audio or visual footage of it.  ac_razz

Of course you wouldn't, might see the goatee  ac_dance

Maybe, but I can almost guarantee that you would hear jingle bells when she walks into the room.

I'm probably a fifth of your weight. You might get a small jin from me but no gle or bells, Doughnut Gate Keeper.  :001_tongue:

So do you have to tuck those flaps up when you pee or do you just add some alcohol or peroxide to the toilet water and wash out your piercings as you piss?

That's a little bit too much projected information about yourself for my comfort zone, Mama Crass.

[Renee]

go for it, i need a good laugh  ac_razz

If I went for it, I wouldn't show you any audio or visual footage of it.  ac_razz

Of course you wouldn't, might see the goatee  ac_dance

Maybe, but I can almost guarantee that you would hear jingle bells when she walks into the room.

I'm probably a fifth of your weight. You might get a small jin from me but no gle or bells, Doughnut Gate Keeper.  :001_tongue:

So do you have to tuck those flaps up when you pee or do you just add some alcohol or peroxide to the toilet water and wash out your piercings as you piss?

That's a little bit too much projected information about yourself for my comfort zone, Mama Crass.

Oh boy a IKYABWAI, retort, how clever.



Lame ass reply is lame.



It's best that if you don't have a worthy reply to just STFU.

Even your backdoor, oops I mean outback buddy, SPECTRE knows that.

[Frood]

go for it, i need a good laugh  ac_razz

If I went for it, I wouldn't show you any audio or visual footage of it.  ac_razz

Of course you wouldn't, might see the goatee  ac_dance

Maybe, but I can almost guarantee that you would hear jingle bells when she walks into the room.

I'm probably a fifth of your weight. You might get a small jin from me but no gle or bells, Doughnut Gate Keeper.  :001_tongue:

So do you have to tuck those flaps up when you pee or do you just add some alcohol or peroxide to the toilet water and wash out your piercings as you piss?

That's a little bit too much projected information about yourself for my comfort zone, Mama Crass.

Oh boy a IKYABWAI, retort, how clever.



Lame ass reply is lame.



It's best that if you don't have a worthy reply to just STFU.

Even your backdoor, oops I mean outback buddy, SPECTRE knows that.

 :001_rolleyes:



You really need to make this more entertaining for me, Big Feast.



If I wanted to listen to an obese yank tart bellowing about her superiority complex from the confines of a trailer park, I'd buy a season or twenty of Cops.

[Renee]

go for it, i need a good laugh  ac_razz

If I went for it, I wouldn't show you any audio or visual footage of it.  ac_razz

Of course you wouldn't, might see the goatee  ac_dance

Maybe, but I can almost guarantee that you would hear jingle bells when she walks into the room.

I'm probably a fifth of your weight. You might get a small jin from me but no gle or bells, Doughnut Gate Keeper.  :001_tongue:

So do you have to tuck those flaps up when you pee or do you just add some alcohol or peroxide to the toilet water and wash out your piercings as you piss?

That's a little bit too much projected information about yourself for my comfort zone, Mama Crass.

Oh boy a IKYABWAI, retort, how clever.



Lame ass reply is lame.



It's best that if you don't have a worthy reply to just STFU.

Even your backdoor, oops I mean outback buddy, SPECTRE knows that.

 :001_rolleyes:



You really need to make this more entertaining for me, Big Feast.



If I wanted to listen to an obese yank tart bellowing about her superiority complex from the confines of a trailer park, I'd buy a season or twenty of Cops.

Again, because you can't hang, you push your slow witted bullshit back on me.   I see a pattern here because you do the same WHENEVER you get confronted.



That's been you MO since you got here and it's getting old. So is your trolling. One would think that for someone who fancies themselves some kind of flame warrior you would have more impressive weapons in your arsenal.



When RW referred to you as being a 3rd rate troll she was being generous. I would have labeled you 5th rate at best. You don't fool me and never did. You're a joke, good for target practice and some minor entertainment and that's about it.

[RW]

That's because I'm such a sweet, kind, and generous person.