Facebook users are inconsiderate

[Renee]

[Dove you are very sincere in your belief and I respect you for it but every legitimate theologian and religious scholar outside of your "born again" sect will disagree with you.



Roman Catholics are indeed Christian as are all the protestant religions and it is the Roman Catholic Church that is credited with spreading Christianity throughout Europe and the New World. That is historical fact (reality) and not some revisionist "born again" version of Christianity.



I'm really trying hard to wrap some logic around your belief that some primordial version of Christanity is the ONLY real Christian belief system. But when someone constantly defies reality no matter how much factual historical evidence is presented, it makes it very difficult to take that person seriously. This has been the issue with you fundamentalist Christians, since time immemorial. Your kind is extremely steadfast in your belief system and there is nothing anyone can say that will change your mind. This is not meant to be critical, it is just a statement of fact.



 So I'm going to end my involvement here before this debate degenerates into a juvenile, Dinky-esq name calling contest and let's just agree to disagree. ac_biggrin

[Renee]

Dove is right. Too many people don't know when enough is enough or what is appropriate and what isn't. It gets very annoying.



I got rid of my FB page months and months ago. It had been pretty much dormant for a year or more before hand anyway. I always found social media sites like FB and the previous MySpace crap to be novelties. Once the novelty wore off, it became more of a bother than anything else.

I just saw an update on Facebook where they're implementing a version for people like you.



Its called "Fatbook".



 ac_lmfao

You're just jealous because the obituaries are your generation's version of Facebook.

Given the obvious state of your arteries, the extreme pressure your heart is under to deliver blood to all points of that continent of flesh, and the fat content of your blood, I expect I'll be reading YOUR orbituary.



"Americans woke to a massive pall of smoke covering most of the country. At first it was believed to be a huge forest fire, but it was later disclosed that Renee was being cremated. The funeral parlour is quivering in anticipation of their next gas bill."

What would you know of the state of my arteries? One would need access to my medical records to make that kind of determination. AND more importantly, one would need eyes that didn't resemble two bowls of milk to read said medical records.



Once again you took the long way around to call me "fat"; proving my long time assertion that you are nothing but a lot low velocity wind.

[Bricktop]

Hey, I've never claimed to be able to match your capacity for wind. I happily defer to your obvious superiority in that regard. Fat chicks fart loudest, I've heard it say.



I do not need to read medical records. It does not take a doctor to look at your BFI and know that where there's fat, there's choke. Arteries, in this case.



Nor do I need to be a heart specialist to know that the greater the distance your blood has to travel, the harder the heart has to work.



And I sure as shit don't need to be a psychiatrist to diagnose you as "stupid". The symptoms are on full display.

[RW]

Oh Dove, how can I take you seriously when you compare Catholics to Satan worshippers?



I don't know how ANYONE can claim correctness or authority on the meaning of a book of fricken parables and metaphors written in a time long since past by various authors, all of which were human men.  To say YOU have correctly deciphered this translated book is a tad absurd.  I know you'll have some explanation for it but it won't be logical.



Catholics do study scripture.  I know this because I went to Catholic school.  They even give you your own Bible - the same one Christians thump people with.  Shocked?



I don't actually identify myself as a Christain although I'm Catholic because I don't want to be mistaken as a kooky born again.  I have nothing wrong with born agains - I did the whole born again youth group thing in high school, I just don't want to be one because they are known for being Christianity cramming weirdos.  Nice weirdos but pushy and quick to tell everyone else they're wrong.

[RW]

PS - FB is full of d-bags!

[Renee]

Hey, I've never claimed to be able to match your capacity for wind. I happily defer to your obvious superiority in that regard. Fat chicks fart loudest, I've heard it say.



I do not need to read medical records. It does not take a doctor to look at your BFI and know that where there's fat, there's choke. Arteries, in this case.



Nor do I need to be a heart specialist to know that the greater the distance your blood has to travel, the harder the heart has to work.



And I sure as shit don't need to be a psychiatrist to diagnose you as "stupid". The symptoms are on full display.

Wow, another display of your incredible ignorance. I guess that's what comes of going to school at a time when you had to share one book for every 30 students because Gutenberg hadn't invented the printing press yet.



Look you mummified stoat, don't be projecting your fears of your impending demise on me. You should really be more appreciative of the very, very, very, long life you have lead. I mean how many people can say that they had the first ticket for the first vacation cruise ever? It's just too bad you didn't realize it was animals only before you paid that Jewish guy all your good rocks.

[RW]

How many animals did Moses have on the ark anyway?

[Renee]

How many animals did Moses have on the ark anyway?

I don't know. But I do know that the great flood was how God got rid of all the dinosaurs.



That prick told Noah to make the door too so the dinosaurs couldn't get on the boat.



BTW, speaking of great floods, I might be homeless come next Monday. There is a hurricane bearing down on the east coast. Being that I'm only 3 blocks from the ocean, I might be up to my ass in salt water come Monday night.



Fun stuff.

[Bricktop]

Hey, I've never claimed to be able to match your capacity for wind. I happily defer to your obvious superiority in that regard. Fat chicks fart loudest, I've heard it say.



I do not need to read medical records. It does not take a doctor to look at your BFI and know that where there's fat, there's choke. Arteries, in this case.



Nor do I need to be a heart specialist to know that the greater the distance your blood has to travel, the harder the heart has to work.



And I sure as shit don't need to be a psychiatrist to diagnose you as "stupid". The symptoms are on full display.

Wow, another display of your incredible ignorance. I guess that's what comes of going to school at a time when you had to share one book for every 30 students because Gutenberg hadn't invented the printing press yet.



Look you mummified stoat, don't be projecting your fears of your impending demise on me. You should really be more appreciative of the very, very, very, long life you have lead. I mean how many people can say that they had the first ticket for the first vacation cruise ever? It's just too bad you didn't realize it was animals only before you paid that Jewish guy all your good rocks.

Yeah, well rest assured if god hoses the planet again, you won't be getting on an ark. Even the USS Ronald Reagan would capsize if you tried to board.



Whilst I do appreciate my longevity, it must grate you to know that when your pump gives up the battle, I'll STILL be here. In fact, I might even attend your funeral. I wanna meet THOSE pallbearers.



I will even deliver your eulogy. No...wait...no point.



I'd be the only one there.

[Renee]

Hey, I've never claimed to be able to match your capacity for wind. I happily defer to your obvious superiority in that regard. Fat chicks fart loudest, I've heard it say.



I do not need to read medical records. It does not take a doctor to look at your BFI and know that where there's fat, there's choke. Arteries, in this case.



Nor do I need to be a heart specialist to know that the greater the distance your blood has to travel, the harder the heart has to work.



And I sure as shit don't need to be a psychiatrist to diagnose you as "stupid". The symptoms are on full display.

Wow, another display of your incredible ignorance. I guess that's what comes of going to school at a time when you had to share one book for every 30 students because Gutenberg hadn't invented the printing press yet.



Look you mummified stoat, don't be projecting your fears of your impending demise on me. You should really be more appreciative of the very, very, very, long life you have lead. I mean how many people can say that they had the first ticket for the first vacation cruise ever? It's just too bad you didn't realize it was animals only before you paid that Jewish guy all your good rocks.

Yeah, well rest assured if god hoses the planet again, you won't be getting on an ark. Even the USS Ronald Reagan would capsize if you tried to board.



Whilst I do appreciate my longevity, it must grate you to know that when your pump gives up the battle, I'll STILL be here. In fact, I might even attend your funeral. I wanna meet THOSE pallbearers.



I will even deliver your eulogy. No...wait...no point.



I'd be the only one there.

Here's the deal, Old Man River; even if your deluded and exaggerated vision of me were accurate, I could always lose weight. I'm no stranger to it. Unfortunately for you, time cannot be shed like unwanted pounds. It marches on toward your end with each click of the second hands on the watches in your collection.



It must suck to be at a point in your life where the chances of your next breath being your last increase exponentially with each passing day.



Truth be told, I actually do hope that I die before I am forced to sit by and watch my once strong and vibrant body decay like so much road kill.



Have a nice day, Methuselah.

[Bricktop]

Hey, I've never claimed to be able to match your capacity for wind. I happily defer to your obvious superiority in that regard. Fat chicks fart loudest, I've heard it say.



I do not need to read medical records. It does not take a doctor to look at your BFI and know that where there's fat, there's choke. Arteries, in this case.



Nor do I need to be a heart specialist to know that the greater the distance your blood has to travel, the harder the heart has to work.



And I sure as shit don't need to be a psychiatrist to diagnose you as "stupid". The symptoms are on full display.

Wow, another display of your incredible ignorance. I guess that's what comes of going to school at a time when you had to share one book for every 30 students because Gutenberg hadn't invented the printing press yet.



Look you mummified stoat, don't be projecting your fears of your impending demise on me. You should really be more appreciative of the very, very, very, long life you have lead. I mean how many people can say that they had the first ticket for the first vacation cruise ever? It's just too bad you didn't realize it was animals only before you paid that Jewish guy all your good rocks.

Yeah, well rest assured if god hoses the planet again, you won't be getting on an ark. Even the USS Ronald Reagan would capsize if you tried to board.



Whilst I do appreciate my longevity, it must grate you to know that when your pump gives up the battle, I'll STILL be here. In fact, I might even attend your funeral. I wanna meet THOSE pallbearers.



I will even deliver your eulogy. No...wait...no point.



I'd be the only one there.

Here's the deal, Old Man River; even if your deluded and exaggerated vision of me were accurate, I could always lose weight. I'm no stranger to it. Unfortunately for you, time cannot be shed like unwanted pounds. It marches on toward your end with each click of the second hands on the watches in your collection.



It must suck to be at a point in your life where the chances of your next breath being your last increase exponentially with each passing day.



Truth be told, I actually do hope that I die before I am forced to sit by and watch my once strong and vibrant body decay like so much road kill.



Have a nice day, Methuselah.

If there were THAT much road kill, it would be like Mad Max on your highways.



I have plenty of breaths left, toots. Unlike you, where each breath takes another day from your cardio-vascular system, I'm in fine shape. As you have witnessed.



The only time your body is vibrant is when you're near a train track, and a passing locomotive makes it vibrate like a mountain of jello.



You could at least have some consideration for the poor ambulance crew that will be called to your final gasp. They're going to need a front end loader to get your ass into the ambulance, and a tow truck to get it out. They needed bother with lights and sirens, either...with you in the back, they won't be going over 15 mph.

[RW]

He's sick Renee.  Go easy on him.

[Bricktop]

YEAH!!!



What SHE said.



 

[Annie]

Sounds like you guys need a group hug....

[Anonymous]

[Dove you are very sincere in your belief and I respect you for it but every legitimate theologian and religious scholar outside of your "born again" sect will disagree with you.



Roman Catholics are indeed Christian as are all the protestant religions and it is the Roman Catholic Church that is credited with spreading Christianity throughout Europe and the New World. That is historical fact (reality) and not some revisionist "born again" version of Christianity.



I'm really trying hard to wrap some logic around your belief that some primordial version of Christanity is the ONLY real Christian belief system. But when someone constantly defies reality no matter how much factual historical evidence is presented, it makes it very difficult to take that person seriously. This has been the issue with you fundamentalist Christians, since time immemorial. Your kind is extremely steadfast in your belief system and there is nothing anyone can say that will change your mind. This is not meant to be critical, it is just a statement of fact.



 So I'm going to end my involvement here before this debate degenerates into a juvenile, Dinky-esq name calling contest and let's just agree to disagree. ac_biggrin

 I think our issue here is that you are going on "sects" and religious institutions and I'm going on what the Bible says.  I'm not trying to fight with you, but reason with you.  there is a reason why Catholic is called catholism....and not Christianity.  I haven't heard of one scholar or theologian who doesn't take issue with the pagan practice of the RC.  I mean we just had the pope here and not once did he point to Christ.  In fact he said he said Christ's life ended in failure at the cross. That sound Christain?   There are no sects. It's truth or lies.  The RC corrupted the faith and had issues ever since.  There are born again Christians in every denomination but the teachings of catholism are so outside of Scripture that no student of theology can even call it Christain. If you investigated this, you'd see it. It's glaringly obvious.