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Another Newbie - Welcome Mona!

Started by Bricktop, February 27, 2016, 07:14:13 PM

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Bricktop

Mona, formerly of BF, has decided to give us a try.



Let me make it clear that she is NOT of the ilk of some of the other imbecilic nutjobs from BF that have visited us. She's smart and friendly.



Please make her welcome. Even YOU, Shen.

Twenty Dollars

Hello Mona. Swear to God I'm not white nighting. Hope all is good.

RW

Hi Mona!  I've heard great things about you.  



Welcome to BC :)
Beware of Gaslighters!

Bricktop

You mean you've heard she has more footwear than a Nike factory?



That she has more shoes than a centipede's shoe shop?



That if all her shoes were laid end to end, they would circle the earth 3 times?



That if there really is a heaven, it wouldn't have as many "soles" as Mona?



That is she took up wearing sneakers, 4 shoe shops in her city of residence would go belly up?



You've heard that?

RW

Beware of Gaslighters!

Bricktop

Or that she has a 2 car garage, but has to park the car outside because that's where her shoes are?

Bricktop

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RW

There better be a pair or two of maryjanes in there!
Beware of Gaslighters!

easter bunny

Quote from: "Mr Crowley"Mona, formerly of BF, has decided to give us a try.



Let me make it clear that she is NOT of the ilk of some of the other imbecilic nutjobs from BF that have visited us.

She's smart and friendly.

And classy too.



Hi Mona. =)

Bricktop

Quote from: "RW"There better be a pair or two of maryjanes in there!


Maryjanes???

Mona

Quote from: "RW"There better be a pair or two of maryjanes in there!




Thank you for the welcome, there's a lot more than a pair of two of mary janes in my collection... one of my favourite shoe styles.

Mona

Quote from: "Mr Crowley"
Quote from: "RW"There better be a pair or two of maryjanes in there!


Maryjanes???




Court shoes with a strap - reminiscent of the style little girls wear (hence the name mary-janes).

Mona

Quote from: "Mr Crowley"You mean you've heard she has more footwear than a Nike factory?



That she has more shoes than a centipede's shoe shop?



That if all her shoes were laid end to end, they would circle the earth 3 times?



That if there really is a heaven, it wouldn't have as many "soles" as Mona?



That is she took up wearing sneakers, 4 shoe shops in her city of residence would go belly up?



You've heard that?




Sadly even with my patronage two of my favourite shoe stores have still gone out of business. One was an Italian leather shoe store and the other an Australian designer who made beautiful shoes but expanded too quickly and went into receivership.

Bricktop

I'm sure you'll find more.



Peter Sheppard's???

Mona

Quote from: "Mr Crowley"I'm sure you'll find more.



Peter Sheppard's???


No, they're far too conservative for my liking.  The brand that closed down was PeepToe Shoes, and the Italian shoes were Mascotte.



But it's okay, I still have Wittner, Jo Mercer, Nine West, Wayne Cooper, Basque and various other brands that are easily obtained.