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Would you eat this Frankenfood?

Started by shin, March 05, 2016, 02:59:31 PM

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shin

Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "shin"
Quote from: "Fashionista"Does anyone like whole wheat pasta?


i was given some uncooked whole wheat spaghetti last month. I overcooked it just out of caution that I realized it would taste "different".



Al dente is probably the way most pasta purists would describe how they prefer their pasta cooked. The easiest way of comparing it would be to illustrate how most people prefer their toast: more on the lighter side of cooked for what boils down to aesthetic reasons learned mostly through learned preference and repetition.

That's a good comparison shin.


Just between you and I... I prefer my pasta overboiled.  :icon_wink:

Anonymous

Quote from: "shin"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "shin"
Quote from: "Fashionista"Does anyone like whole wheat pasta?


i was given some uncooked whole wheat spaghetti last month. I overcooked it just out of caution that I realized it would taste "different".



Al dente is probably the way most pasta purists would describe how they prefer their pasta cooked. The easiest way of comparing it would be to illustrate how most people prefer their toast: more on the lighter side of cooked for what boils down to aesthetic reasons learned mostly through learned preference and repetition.

That's a good comparison shin.


Just between you and I... I prefer my pasta overboiled.  :icon_wink:

I prefer pasta overcooked to undercooked too shin.

 ac_smile

RW

Watch this until the end, then answer - would you eat this?



">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8gJOCwBuFc



Yes, it is a real product.
Beware of Gaslighters!

shin

2 minutes in, I'm already saying "No!"

Renee

Quote from: "RW"Watch this until the end, then answer - would you eat this?



">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8gJOCwBuFc



Yes, it is a real product.

I was either gagging or saying "the fuck" all the way through the video.



After watching that, Chef Boyardee is looking good.
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


RW

I kept saying, "WTF!" and laughing.



Why not just make something healthy rather than playing with a box of powdered food for 20 minutes?
Beware of Gaslighters!

RW

Quote from: "Renee"After watching that, Chef Boyardee is looking good.

I know you don't mean that.
Beware of Gaslighters!

Renee

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Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Renee"After watching that, Chef Boyardee is looking good.

I know you don't mean that.


I've been on and off prednisone for the rhinitis and bronchial and ear infections that I've been having the past few months so right about now I'll eat a bowl of dog kibble if it's put in front of me.



This past weekend I was in the food store and caught myself eyeing up the spray cheese and Ritz crackers. I haven't done that since freshman year in college. :laugh3:

It's bad.
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


Anonymous

Quote from: "shin"2 minutes in, I'm already saying "No!"

Even less than that for me shin.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Renee"After watching that, Chef Boyardee is looking good.

I know you don't mean that.


I've been on and off prednisone for the rhinitis and bronchial and ear infections that I've been having the past few months so right about now I'll eat a bowl of dog kibble if it's put in front of me.



This past weekend I was in the food store and caught myself eyeing up the spray cheese and Ritz crackers. I haven't done that since freshman year in college. :laugh3:

It's bad.

Spray cheese? Is that like Cheez Whiz?

Anonymous

Quote from: "RW"Watch this until the end, then answer - would you eat this?



">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8gJOCwBuFc



Yes, it is a real product.
It's so gross, it's hard to watch to the end.

RW

Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Renee"After watching that, Chef Boyardee is looking good.

I know you don't mean that.


I've been on and off prednisone for the rhinitis and bronchial and ear infections that I've been having the past few months so right about now I'll eat a bowl of dog kibble if it's put in front of me.



This past weekend I was in the food store and caught myself eyeing up the spray cheese and Ritz crackers. I haven't done that since freshman year in college. :laugh3:

It's bad.

I'm about to get hammered with 3 days of pred IV thanks to another fucking relapse.  If I don't gain 10lbs and end up with a lake of tit sweat in my bra, I'll keel over in shock.
Beware of Gaslighters!

RW

Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Renee"After watching that, Chef Boyardee is looking good.

I know you don't mean that.


I've been on and off prednisone for the rhinitis and bronchial and ear infections that I've been having the past few months so right about now I'll eat a bowl of dog kibble if it's put in front of me.



This past weekend I was in the food store and caught myself eyeing up the spray cheese and Ritz crackers. I haven't done that since freshman year in college. :laugh3:

It's bad.

Spray cheese? Is that like Cheez Whiz?

Yeah.  Is that a real thing?
Beware of Gaslighters!

Anonymous

Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Renee"After watching that, Chef Boyardee is looking good.

I know you don't mean that.


I've been on and off prednisone for the rhinitis and bronchial and ear infections that I've been having the past few months so right about now I'll eat a bowl of dog kibble if it's put in front of me.



This past weekend I was in the food store and caught myself eyeing up the spray cheese and Ritz crackers. I haven't done that since freshman year in college. :laugh3:

It's bad.

Spray cheese? Is that like Cheez Whiz?

Yeah.  Is that a real thing?

I was practically raised on Cheez Whiz.

Renee

Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Renee"After watching that, Chef Boyardee is looking good.

I know you don't mean that.


I've been on and off prednisone for the rhinitis and bronchial and ear infections that I've been having the past few months so right about now I'll eat a bowl of dog kibble if it's put in front of me.



This past weekend I was in the food store and caught myself eyeing up the spray cheese and Ritz crackers. I haven't done that since freshman year in college. :laugh3:

It's bad.

Spray cheese? Is that like Cheez Whiz?


Spray cheese comes in an aerosol can, similar to Reddi Whip.



http://sparkroom.com/wp-content/uploads/Kraft-Easy-Cheese.jpg">



Here's Shen Li demonstrating how it works.
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.