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Re: Forum gossip thread by Brent

People pick up their dog's sh*t these days...

Started by Love Blob, July 05, 2016, 03:18:25 AM

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Renee

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Quote from: "RW"Here Joe: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_bear_attacks_in_North_America">https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of ... th_America">https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_bear_attacks_in_North_America



It's a list of all the fatal bear attacks in North America.  More men die at the claws of bears than women.


well I coulda been on that list, eh 'Real?



But my number wasn't up yet. So yah don't see my name there, eh.



Yeah, bein' eaten alive is surely one of the worst ways ta die, eh 'Real? Nearly happend ta me. Unfortunately some of yah female sistas, well the ain't so lucky.



That's why I never wanna die violently like that - just go peacefully in my own bed without a knife in my back, eh 'Real?


Funny how we keep hearing about this alleged encounter with a bear but we get very little specifics and those that we do get, are conflicting.



Joe, if it was as close and as dangerous an encounter as you claim, you probably wouldn't be here. The fact is, a person cannot out run or fight off a 400lb bear with their bare hands if that bear really wants to eat you.



As I've already outlined previously....you are either bullshitting or you have a yellow streak down your back a mile wide.



Which is it, Joey?
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


kiebers

Quote from: "RW"Here Joe: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_bear_attacks_in_North_America">https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of ... th_America">https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_bear_attacks_in_North_America



It's a list of all the fatal bear attacks in North America.  More men die at the claws of bears than women.

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Anyways, if you had to fight for your life with no weapons to defend you against a 400 lb bear, you'd never forget. Actually, many women don't survive attacks by wild animals because they're not tough enough. Sorry to say that, I just tell it like it is.

Since more men die, does that mean they're not tough enough? Based on what J0E is saying seems to be the case. Glad I don't live in bear country, but I would have something to deter a bear.  Extra glad I have strong tough women in the family.
I've learned that if someone asks you a really stupid question and you reply by telling them what time it is, they'll leave you alone

JOE

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Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "RW"Darsh Patel.  He's on the list.


Tastes like curry. Can you believe I just said that????? :oeudC:

Yes, yes I can haha


Well its nothin' ta laugh about Ladies.

Easy to joke about it until y'ave stepped inta the bear pit, eh?

The youngin' didn't listen to his elders so he paid the price.

He was warned about the danger.

Guess he stepped inta his own 'Blair Witch Project' of his own making.

Oh well...live 'n learn...but sometimes don't live, eh?

And then they learn their lesson too late.

But Old Joe coulda told 'em. Sadly I couldn't be there ta help 'em.

Its too bad when we gotta bury the younger generation.

Renee

Quote from: "JOE"
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "RW"Darsh Patel.  He's on the list.


Tastes like curry. Can you believe I just said that????? :oeudC:

Yes, yes I can haha


Well its nothin' ta laugh about Ladies.

Easy to joke about it until y'ave stepped inta the bear pit, eh?

The youngin' didn't listen to his elders so he paid the price.

He was warned about the danger.

Guess he stepped inta his own 'Blair Witch Project' of his own making.

Oh well...live 'n learn...but sometimes don't live, eh?

And then they learn their lesson too late.

But Old Joe coulda told 'em. Sadly I couldn't be there ta help 'em.

Its too bad when we gotta bury the younger generation.


I figured it out.....you baffled the bear with bullshit and then made your escape. :oeudC:



Is your ability to babble like an idiot a genetic trait or is it a learned behavior?
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


Annie

Quote from: "Blurt"Yeah, but the bullies in my school didn't wear skirts.


Too bad I wasn't in your school, I've beaten up a few guys lol
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