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Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate

Started by GORDY GAMBINO, October 05, 2016, 02:31:51 AM

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GORDY GAMBINO

Right Soxy this is the deal. Big fat round spuds delivered to TTP Woolies or Colses . Min order 10 tonne. $50 per kilo. Add 12% GST.



When yo want em. Cash only . No Tax Invoice. No fuck all just the spuds mate. So how much ya want pops ??
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GORDY GAMBINO

If you want potatoes we got them as well. 60 bucks a key mate. Plus GST.
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GORDY GAMBINO

No .



 I am a Company Director. Been so since 1985.



I have extreme talents.



But Soxy aint got no spuds cos he gawt flooded like real pissed on.



So I will sell him some.
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Bricktop

Apparently, potatoes, capsicums, cucumbers and parsnips (who cares) will be in short supply as a result of the recent floods.



That means we will have to bring them in from interstate, whereby scalpers and profiteers like Gambino will bump the price by a factor of four to feed from the misery of others misfortune.



What goes around, comes around, Gambino...

GORDY GAMBINO

Maybe you should get a coolie hat and go in the rice growing business.



Swap ya for parsnips.



And some cash...lol
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Anonymous

Quote from: "Oberon"Apparently, potatoes, capsicums, cucumbers and parsnips (who cares) will be in short supply as a result of the recent floods.



That means we will have to bring them in from interstate, whereby scalpers and profiteers like Gambino will bump the price by a factor of four to feed from the misery of others misfortune.



What goes around, comes around, Gambino...

Gordy was being funny about the potatoes.

 :laugh:

Bricktop

There's nothing funny about potatoes.



Where shall we get our fries from? Crunch chips? Mash to go with the bangers?



This is serious. No spuds means we are on the brink of a total breakdown of society.



Get off your duff and send spuds to me, Gambino. Imshi.

GORDY GAMBINO

No fritters either.



Oh the humanity.



Can get ya 50 tonne.



We have a guy here called Galati...nice dago...him and me are partners.



He gonna earn his button.
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Bricktop

Best quality?



Not those shrivelled golf ball sized spuds you eat over there.

GORDY GAMBINO

The quality is remembered long after the price is forgotten.



Wash the cash ...I don't want slimy Adelaide dabs all over em this stuffs gotta go to the Sydney Lebbos.



Ciao.
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Bricktop

The cash will be, as always, untraceable.



But I don't want my money going to Lebbos or any other arabs.



I want good wop spuds.

GORDY GAMBINO

I got blue spuds genetically modified contains crocidolite





I got white spuds genetically modified contains chrysotile





I got brown spuds genetically modified contains amosite



Breathe easy.
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Anonymous

Quote from: "Oberon"There's nothing funny about potatoes.



Where shall we get our fries from? Crunch chips? Mash to go with the bangers?



This is serious. No spuds means we are on the brink of a total breakdown of society.



Get off your duff and send spuds to me, Gambino. Imshi.

South Australia can always import rice from Vietnam as a substitute.

GORDY GAMBINO

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