Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate

[Bricktop]

There's nothing funny about potatoes.



Where shall we get our fries from? Crunch chips? Mash to go with the bangers?



This is serious. No spuds means we are on the brink of a total breakdown of society.



Get off your duff and send spuds to me, Gambino. Imshi.

South Australia can always import rice from Vietnam as a substitute.

We already do. Australians eat LOTS of rice.

[GORDY GAMBINO]

No that's my new wif she eats 50 kg rice a day

[Anonymous]

Rice is a staple, but I've been eating less of it the last couple of years.

[GORDY GAMBINO]

Yes cos you hab new husband boom boom he gib yo money so now yo no need fucky rice yo go sucky fucky and eat lobster tail ho ho ho.

[Anonymous]

Rice is a staple, but I've been eating less of it the last couple of years.

Rice is fattening.

[Bricktop]

Oi.



Where's my spuds, Gambino??



Should be here by now. I have customers waiting.

[GORDY GAMBINO]

Hey what you want delivery. ok on my way. I thought you was calling in.

[Bricktop]

Do I look like a delivery boy?

[GORDY GAMBINO]

Ace you drunken Canuck wheres the fucken spuds mate fucken told ya the old man needs em asap or he gonna have to eat chinky fucken rice. Stop rooting ya ex and get to work .

[Bricktop]

Ace couldn't deliver a turd to a toilet bowl without losing his way.

[GORDY GAMBINO]

Directions head east. Even a fuckwit Canuck can work that out...eventually.

[Bricktop]

He'd still get lost on the only available road. He'd end up in Darwin.

[GORDY GAMBINO]

He'd like the local women there.

[Bricktop]

You mean Katherine.

[Anonymous]

Ace couldn't deliver a turd to a toilet bowl without losing his way.

He would blame that on someone else too. When Mel fucks up it is never his own fault.