Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate

[GORDY GAMBINO]

Well we had to value add.



Hedge Fund rules you see.



All yer gonna get is potato chips.



4 million bags of em.



I'll send my best man just after the seats have been vinegared.

[Bricktop]

Just send the potato chips but don't cook them.

[GORDY GAMBINO]

Right you are pops

[Bricktop]

Gambino, its been a week, and even today its pissing down, ruining our root vegetable crops.



Still no spuds.



I had faith in you, boy. The man who can hook you up with anything.



Seems you only make a noise in some south east Asian ghetto.



So much for being a don.

[GORDY GAMBINO]

I fail to see the correlation between it raining right now and your non delivery of spuds.



As for your money all I can confirm is it is safe and has been flipped.



You now own 100 % ,a beaut time share.



Just after we build the building.



And swindle the land.



Youre gonna get Capital Guaranteed return of 340 % and compounding interest at 34.3498657% per day. Back dated 5 years.



Whats ya pin number again ??

[Bricktop]

More rain = less spuds for me!!!

[GORDY GAMBINO]

The Potato Board here got told to get fucked and they closed so now growers can grow as much as they want before it was regulated.



But youse gawt great hydros over there the best in Oz.



Real fuck yer off ya dial shit man.



You outa score me a fucken harvest yo.

[Anonymous]

More rain = less spuds for me!!!

Potatoes don't like rain or just heavy rain?

[Bricktop]

The crops were inundated with flood water.



End of potatoes.

[Bricktop]

The Potato Board here got told to get fucked and they closed so now growers can grow as much as they want before it was regulated.



But youse gawt great hydros over there the best in Oz.



Real fuck yer off ya dial shit man.



You outa score me a fucken harvest yo.

OK. Best Virginia Bliss, for quality Perth spuds. Kilo for kilo. One sack of spuds, one sack of prime SA ganja.



That's a deal even YOU can't resist.

[GORDY GAMBINO]

done deal mate

[Anonymous]

This is the most I have read about spuds in my life.

[Bricktop]

Odd.



Is there anything more important?



No spuds = major calamity.

[Anonymous]

Odd.



Is there anything more important?



No spuds = major calamity.

Potato Aid for Australia. Maybe Bono and Bob Geldof could organize it.

[Bricktop]

I like you're thinking!!!



Let's do it!!!



Maybe update the artists a bit though (and it was Midge Ure and Geldof, not Bono, that organised Band Aid).