Potatos for sale...immediate export interstate

[Bricktop]

It seems Gambino needs a visit from some former colleagues.



Still no spuds. Promises made, money changed hands.



Gordy knows what happens if you cross the wrong people. He has no doubt watched those videos of drug cartel revenge.

[GORDY GAMBINO]

Mate have I got a deal for you. Some coon stole all me spuds so I got a great deal for you.



Yep a deal.



Parsnips instead of spuds same same cost.



Youre gonna rake in the dough.

[Bricktop]

Are you crazy?



Have you ever been to a fish and parsnips shop?



French fried parsnips? Pringles Parsnips?



That's pig food!!!



You leave me no option but to make some calls.

[GORDY GAMBINO]

Start up a Barnacle Booze the punters wont know the difference.



Just call em fries.

[Bricktop]

Barnacle Bill's, the Bacteria Cafeteria, you mean. No thanks.



I'd rather eat dog food.

[GORDY GAMBINO]

ok you wanna refund no prob



poker machine credits ok



you see I got this other scam going...wink wink



I can make you rich

[Anonymous]

Have the heavy rains stopped yet in South Australia Oberon?

[Bricktop]

No. Its raining again today.



Drug dealers are abandoning amphetamines and coke for contraband potatoes.



"Man, I need some fries..."



"Meet me in the carpark in 10 minutes. Come alone".

[Anonymous]

No. Its raining again today.



Drug dealers are abandoning amphetamines and coke for contraband potatoes.



"Man, I need some fries..."



"Meet me in the carpark in 10 minutes. Come alone".

Would you take sunflower seeds instead? I grow them on my farm.

[Bricktop]

This is a serious issue!!!



WTF would we do with sunflower seeds other than feed the birds...who don't need it anyway because they're scarfing all our fucking fruit and almonds!!!



Sunflower seeds...sheesh.



Grow potatoes!!! For the sake of humanity!!!!

[GORDY GAMBINO]

Driest State in the driest country.



Eat dirt ya peasants.



Or mud.



No spuds for youse.



Fuck off.

[Anonymous]

Driest State in the driest country.



Eat dirt ya peasants.



Or mud.



No spuds for youse.



Fuck off.

I thought Western Australia was the driest state?

 ac_dunno

[GORDY GAMBINO]

Nah SA  is.



Its as dry as a dead dingos donger.



Its as dry as a pommys towel.



 ac_toofunny

[Bricktop]

Potatoes needed urgently.



Send some now.

[GORDY GAMBINO]

Well we had to value add.



Hedge Fund rules you see.



All yer gonna get is potato chips.



4 million bags of em.



I'll send my best man just after the seats have been vinegared.