A heads up to Third Rail blow-ins.

[Adolf Oliver Bush]

Blame your Lefties.  I don't know what was wrong with the name Ayers Rock, but now you all have to grunt "Uluru"...

It's the Japanese word for "public toilet" I think.

[Adolf Oliver Bush]

Where is that damn caskur. That biblical heathern better not be talking back to men.

Maybe its The Rupture... God took a look at her badly packed kebab and benched her to fix his mistake.

[Aylana]

Most people who flame a wrasslen fans.

[DKG]

This bumped thread has taken some interesting turns.

[Dove]

I haven't and I've no interest in doing so either. Most she'll ever get out of me if we ever encountered would be a hug and that would be about as far as it went.

I'm dead sure I could name a bunch of others that haven't shoved their empurpled junket pumping love gladiators up her too. Not every guy you meet on the forums is some testosterone raging super-testicle on legs you know.

 She thinks I'm much more fun than I actually am 

 It's pretty funny how mad she gets about it though and I'm one of the most boring people lol.

 I wasn't even that much fun on drugs hahaha.

 I wouldn't try to bang you, man. But I make really good Turkish coffee thanks to Froods tips lol. 

 I do try to bring some romance first before the trousers drop but I'm way too good at it and that Poofer thing learned me a pretty good lesson leaving the menfolk alone....lest they go batshit. 

 At least I finally got a skanky reputation out of it, much to Murds chagrin lol.

[DKG]

I saw TRF, but I don't remember much about it. Was it heavily censored like BF and CBT?

[Dove]

If I had the gutz, I would do a mother in law thread... lol

Now you have told me much.

 Oh it was a nightmare. And I'm not even alone in that. His whole family knows she's way too involved and enables him and that it would wreck the marriage. It lasted longer than they thought it would.

 Let me just say....I'm coparenting with his mother. Not him. He doesn't even see Squish right now. And when he does he is dumping on HER.

 You start a MIL thread I have shit tons on stuff to add on that one lol.

[Dove]

I saw TRF, but I don't remember much about it. Was it heavily censored like BF and CBT?

 Eeeehhh....i don't recall if it was. I know the owner was a bit on the tender side lol.

[DKG]

Eeeehhh....i don't recall if it was. I know the owner was a bit on the tender side lol.

A bit on the tender side. I gather you mean he is not a fiscal hawk like me?

[Dove]

A bit on the tender side. I gather you mean he is not a fiscal hawk like me?

 I mean he is kinda tender you know?

 Like the night Trump won the election....he wasn't taking it very well 

[DKG]

I mean he is kinda tender you know?

 Like the night Trump won the election....he wasn't taking it very well 

Okay, now I know exactly what you mean

[Dove]

Okay, now I know exactly what you mean

 Yep 

[DKG]

But, I wonder if "tender" people make better forum owners. They seem less threatening to the community than ultra conservatives like me.

I want leftists to register and post here. But, they seem reluctant because I am a conservative and the admin is a right winger. I do not believe in censorship and neither Oak nor Lotus will ever be panel abused, but they will not post here. I am not tender enough I guess.

[Dove]

Diet bourbon. What the hell is that?

 That was some sort of weird typo or brain zap I had while typing that out.

 Please disregard the word "diet" in that post lol

[Dove]

But, I wonder if "tender" people make better forum owners. They seem less threatening to the community than ultra conservatives like me.

I want leftists to register and post here. But, they seem reluctant because I am a conservative and the admin is a right winger. I do not believe in censorship and neither Oak nor Lotus will ever be panel abused, but they will not post here. I am not tender enough I guess.

 They won't come here and engage respectfully.

 I've tried so damn hard....it isn't gonna happen.