Life can be so unfair at times.
First, I get banned from an alleged troll board for telling that sissy fairy Noodle neck nancy boy that he sucks cock a couple of times here and there.
On a board claiming you need to really use the most despicable methods you can think of to ensure absolute victory
Now, true, this wasn't very despicable but it did force him to increase his daily consumption of state sponsored tampons every time I repeated it
which was sparingly of course
And now? I got some 1970's inbred hick from Alabama who calls people "chief" threatening to ban me because I can properly discern the contents of a world atlas and I'm not ashamed to admit it
what's wrong with people?
why is life so unfair?
You're a fucking Troll, brother. :s_laugh:
Perhaps I am just too good at my craft
https://youtu.be/mZYddb766Go?si=wX2iJGj9kpbQy1Y-
Is anyone watching the hysteria as it unfolds at VF?
it's quite the show and truly - I have never seen one quite like it
Sewage Major, of all people, has these brief moments where he unshackles himself of his post-stroke cognitive impairments and literally oscillates between drooling TDS catatonic into man of wit & wisdom and then right back again.
However, during his brief moments of lucid brain activity which phase in and out rather randomly he aptly points out to the cave dwelling locals that Canada is indeed a part of North America. As is the US and several smaller countries in the northern hemisphere west of the Atlantic.
And thus, he aptly refers to Mimi as a Merican. Short of course, for North American.
and boy oh boy oh boy oh boy does moomi act like crazed hyena with a high voltage cattle prod lodged deep in her ass whenever he does. I think there was a 4 pages thread of her going into a frenzied fit of hysterics at the mere thought.
Now of course, yours truly, being the kind of benevolent and learnt man that I am arrive in the midst of this chaos and pandemonium to gently inform the readership that, as much as it pains my very soul to agree with sewer monkey on any matter, he is technically correct. Canada does indeed fall within the boundaries of North America and thus, a reference to a Canadian soul as an American is not as much of a wayward line of thought as they would wish to imagine.
and well, here we are.
I think my trial for heresy begins tonight
wish me luck as I pray my avatar does not get burned at the stake.
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on September 20, 2023, 08:20:24 PMIs anyone watching the hysteria as it unfolds at VF?
it's quite the show and truly - I have never seen one quite like it
Sewage Major, of all people, has these brief moments where he unshackles himself of his post-stroke cognitive impairments and literally oscillates between drooling TDS catatonic into man of wit & wisdom and then right back again.
However, during his brief moments of lucid brain activity which phase in and out rather randomly he aptly points out to the cave dwelling locals that Canada is indeed a part of North America. As is the US and several smaller countries in the northern hemisphere west of the Atlantic.
And thus, he aptly refers to Mimi as a Merican. Short of course, for North American.
and boy oh boy oh boy oh boy does moomi act like crazed hyena with a high voltage cattle prod lodged deep in her ass whenever he does. I think there was a 4 pages thread of her going into a frenzied fit of hysterics at the mere thought.
Now of course, yours truly, being the kind of benevolent and learnt man that I am arrive in the midst of this chaos and pandemonium to gently inform the readership that, as much as it pains my very soul to agree with sewer monkey on any matter, he is technically correct. Canada does indeed fall within the boundaries of North America and thus, a reference to a Canadian soul as an American is not as much of a wayward line of thought as they would wish to imagine.
and well, here we are.
I think my trial for heresy begins tonight
wish me luck as I pray my avatar does not get burned at the stake.
I like telling them Cucknadian freaks that Canduhduh is a leach on Uncle Sammy's teat and couldnt exist as a nation without us. That also sends em into loon-R-orbit. You should try it!
Snowbacks...meh
Quote from: Lokmar on September 20, 2023, 08:33:52 PMI like telling them Cucknadian freaks that Canduhduh is a leach on Uncle Sammy's teat and couldnt exist as a nation without us. That also sends em into loon-R-orbit. You should try it!
I had a friend that said the United States could overthrow Canada with a email
I fucking died laughing
What a week huh?
Got some lurch motherfucker getting his jollies jerking off to the sound of my voice on Saturday morning at 7:34 am
Then on Sunday siteground catches a case of the blues and fucks our dns over for a day
And now hillbilly with a moonshine gut is threatening to ban me because I graduated the 4th grade and he didn't
Do you think all of these things could be related? As in Buffoon Faggotry being behind it all like some spastic wiztard of oz yanking on the strings of fate?
Or am I just being overly paranoid because my trial starts tonight?
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on September 20, 2023, 08:41:44 PMWhat a week huh?
Got some lurch motherfucker getting his jollies jerking off to the sound of my voice on Saturday morning at 7:34 am
Then on Sunday siteground catches a case of the blues and fucks our dns over for a day
And now hillbilly with a moonshine gut is threatening to ban me because I graduated the 4th grade and he didn't
Do you think all of these things could be related? As in Buffoon Faggotry being behind it all like some spastic wiztard of oz yanking on the strings of fate?
Or am I just being overly paranoid because my trial starts tonight?
The inferwebs is a strange place my friend. I remember when I thought most people, like the people here, were both normal and the majority. Reality aint even close!
I mean who fucking argues that Canduhduh isnt part of North America? LMFAO!
Retards, I guess.
Oh yea, and thats some twilight zone level bullshit when you and seamolester are on the same side! SHEEEEEEEEEEIIIITTTT!!!
for anyone wishing to enjoy the theatrics
what a crowd
https://memebee.com/vancouver/viewtopic.php?p=1726509#p1726509
In a way I empathize with the canucks, though.
Not about being Canadian, thank the gods... I can't help them with that.
But any time someone calls me a 'Murican I go straight to "REEeeeeeee!"
No rational self-respecting individual wants to be reminded of that.
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on September 20, 2023, 09:10:37 PMfor anyone wishing to enjoy the theatrics
what a crowd
https://memebee.com/vancouver/viewtopic.php?p=1726509#p1726509
The thread certainly has its moments but too often they seem to lose the plot:
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/15/91/24/1591244c273bf25a362d587cdc612b5c.jpg)
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on September 20, 2023, 09:10:37 PMfor anyone wishing to enjoy the theatrics
what a crowd
https://memebee.com/vancouver/viewtopic.php?p=1726509#p1726509
LOL! Thats good shit. Dumb ass managed to get tag teamed by you and seamolester! Oh the humanity! :crampe:
FYI, searapist pulled that "America" shit on me a few years ago. Instead of wigging out, I had a lot of creative and irritating fun with it.
Quote from: Lokmar on September 20, 2023, 09:26:38 PMLOL! Thats good shit. Dumb ass managed to get tag teamed by you and seamolester! Oh the humanity! :crampe:
FYI, searapist pulled that "America" shit on me a few years ago. Instead of wigging out, I had a lot of creative and irritating fun with it.
I know right?
It's like bat man and the penguin teaming up to save humanity from the ignorance of these fucking heathens
Quote from: Garraty_47 on September 20, 2023, 09:15:20 PMIn a way I empathize with the canucks, though.
Not about being Canadian, thank the gods... I can't help them with that.
But any time someone calls me a 'Murican I go straight to "REEeeeeeee!"
No rational self-respecting individual wants to be reminded of that.
We have the second biggest embarrassment on the planet for a leader after Jim Crow Joe. Justine turned this country into a joke.
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on September 20, 2023, 08:20:24 PMIs anyone watching the hysteria as it unfolds at VF?
it's quite the show and truly - I have never seen one quite like it
Sewage Major, of all people, has these brief moments where he unshackles himself of his post-stroke cognitive impairments and literally oscillates between drooling TDS catatonic into man of wit & wisdom and then right back again.
However, during his brief moments of lucid brain activity which phase in and out rather randomly he aptly points out to the cave dwelling locals that Canada is indeed a part of North America. As is the US and several smaller countries in the northern hemisphere west of the Atlantic.
And thus, he aptly refers to Mimi as a Merican. Short of course, for North American.
and boy oh boy oh boy oh boy does moomi act like crazed hyena with a high voltage cattle prod lodged deep in her ass whenever he does. I think there was a 4 pages thread of her going into a frenzied fit of hysterics at the mere thought.
Now of course, yours truly, being the kind of benevolent and learnt man that I am arrive in the midst of this chaos and pandemonium to gently inform the readership that, as much as it pains my very soul to agree with sewer monkey on any matter, he is technically correct. Canada does indeed fall within the boundaries of North America and thus, a reference to a Canadian soul as an American is not as much of a wayward line of thought as they would wish to imagine.
and well, here we are.
I think my trial for heresy begins tonight
wish me luck as I pray my avatar does not get burned at the stake.
I would login, but I forgot my password at VF.
Quote from: Herman on September 20, 2023, 09:56:34 PMWe have the second biggest embarrassment on the planet for a leader after Jim Crow Joe. Justine turned this country into a joke.
Yeah, that would suck just a tiny bit less than being represented on the world stage by Sniffy McSmoothbrain but there's some important stuff in that tiny bit... like knowing where and when to exit a stage/room.
For the record I'm just having a little fun with the "canuck" stuff.
Aside from their government, naturally, I have a lot of respect for our friends in the great white north.
No seriously tho
Have any of you actually witnessed seamongoloid's strikingly uncanny eloquence on this one?
it's like, he actually makes a point which is valid and explains it to these barbarians in simple terms that even a potted plant could grasp
only, they don't grasp it.
But our dear beloved sea meager mind does not let a couple of backwards brained idiots dissuade him from evangelizing these simple truths with the ankle biting vigor we've all come to love about him
it's almost like he sits, parked beside a 24 volt car battery, connected via a simple on/off switch wired to a set of jumper cables attached to each of his earlobes. He throws the switch and for 30 whole seconds he literally transforms from common toe fungus into something that vaguely resembles a thinking human being
it's astounding
Quote from: Garraty_47 on September 20, 2023, 10:09:45 PMYeah, that would suck just a tiny bit less than being represented on the world stage by Sniffy McSmoothbrain but there's some important stuff in that tiny bit... like knowing where and when to exit a stage/room.
For the record I'm just having a little fun with the "canuck" stuff.
Aside from their government, naturally, I have a lot of respect for our friends in the great white north.
I lived in the US, in Pennsylvania. There aint a whole lot of difference between the two countries. I have more in common with folks in North Dakota across the border than I do with elitist prog assholes in Vancouver.
oh, wow.... yall are really cutting folks up good tonight.... must be a blast.... for ppl who spend so much time "reading shit", its alarming at how inept you are at "reading shit".... yall have a good night.... :crampe:
Quote from: deadskinmask post_id=1726506 time=1695258156 user_id=3249seamonkey strawmanned you.... nobody is arguing that canada is in north america.... but that wasn't the issue.... you see, when seamonkey says "canadian", he means "canadian"....
Quote from: Seamajor post_id=1119477 time=1435668725 user_id=3274Thought you were Canadian?
and when seamonkey says "merican", he means "american"....
Quote from: Seamajor post_id=1274740 time=1466269284 user_id=3274Mericans want their guns.
Mericans are addicted to cheap labor.
seamonkey knows that they are different.... and he acknowledges this often....
Quote from: Seamajor post_id=1305450 time=1472835949 user_id=3274As always Mericans generally vote for the lessor of the two evils. Would guess it's the same in Canada?
now in his usual brand of "merica bashing", he got into an exchange about the homeless to which he replied....
Quote from: Seamajor post_id=1717020 time=1689795393 user_id=3274Let me guess. All are Mericans
and lochs response was....
Quote from: Lochdubh post_id=1717023 time=1689797010 user_id=832you tell me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV86CphI0kQ
and seamonkey being in a hurry to shit all over "merica" saw alot of white ppl and since "reading" isn't his favorite subject, he said this....
Quote from: Seamajor post_id=1717067 time=1689862581 user_id=3274Yep, Mericans
vancouver is alot of things but "merican" ain't one of em.... but in typical liberal fashion, he went into worm mode and wiggled himself into this "north american" bullshit.... and because you and casket are equally as stupid, you managed to jump in the box with him.... well done.... :D
You're steaming my friend
what did I advise you to do at VF?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4sSPd1Ijzg
Quote from: deadskinmask on September 20, 2023, 10:49:51 PMoh, wow.... yall are really cutting folks up good tonight.... must be a blast.... for ppl who spend so much time "reading shit", its alarming at how inept you are at "reading shit".... yall have a good night.... :crampe:
Am I really? My forum mind is on that piece of shit owner of BF. He called Biggie Smiles at seven am Saturday and left a fucked up message.
Quote from: deadskinmask on September 20, 2023, 10:49:51 PMoh, wow.... yall are really cutting folks up good tonight.... must be a blast....
There's always the option to, you know, have a blast with us.
Here. There. Wherever.
No pressure; only a suggestion.
Quote from: Herman on September 20, 2023, 11:01:54 PMAm I really? My forum mind is on that piece of shit owner of BF. He called Biggie Smiles at seven am Saturday and left a fucked up message.
bf has always been a drama-addicted psychopath.... nothing new under the sun.... i'm truly sorry for anyone thats gotten fucked over by him.... but ultimately a burnt hand makes the best teacher....
Quote from: Garraty_47 on September 20, 2023, 11:19:26 PMThere's always the option to, you know, have a blast with us.
Here. There. Wherever.
No pressure; only a suggestion.
much appreciated but no thanks.... i dunno these ppl yall like to run down so it wouldn't be right to just bang on em for no reason.... besides, i think at least two of em have been to vf and they were pretty nice....
Quote from: deadskinmask on September 21, 2023, 12:43:33 AMmuch appreciated but no thanks.... i dunno these ppl yall like to run down so it wouldn't be right to just bang on em for no reason.... besides, i think at least two of em have been to vf and they were pretty nice....
I meant we could all pick on each other, mutually.
Face to face. Uh, screen to screen? Something like that.
Never much enjoyed dissecting someone who wasn't in the room to enjoy it.
Wait... that sounded grisly and morbid.
Nice! Have to remember that one.
Sorry... what were we talking about?
Oh yeah- is it true Canadians always carry a step-ladder in case they see a moose they want to shag?
Why is Deadskin being such a dick? Did he finally realize the earth is an ovoid?
Quote from: Garraty_47 on September 21, 2023, 12:54:40 AMI meant we could all pick on each other, mutually.
Face to face. Uh, screen to screen? Something like that.
Never much enjoyed dissecting someone who wasn't in the room to enjoy it.
Wait... that sound grisly and morbid.
Nice! Have to remember that one.
Sorry... what were we talking about?
Oh yeah- is it true Canadians always carry a step-ladder in case they see a moose they want to shag?
Deadstring is from Alabama. The great state of Alabama. They don't noe nuthin about shagging mooses over there
ask him something easy that he'll surely be quite familiar with. On a personal level
something like "how do you know if your sister is on her period"
so he can light up with glee and tell you "that's easy, your dad's cock tastes funny"
Quote from: Reggie Essent on September 21, 2023, 12:55:38 AMWhy is Deadskin being such a dick? Did he finally realize the earth is an ovoid?
You know, he actually told me the other day, with a straight fucking face even, that Nasa and the evil criminal minds therein have photoshopped thousands of photos of the earth in some wicked plot to convince all of us earthlings that the world is a sphere for no reason at all.
It's like, I dunno, we just like doing things like that... :crazy:
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on September 21, 2023, 01:01:21 AMDeadstring is from Alabama. The great state of Alabama. They don't noe nuthin about shagging mooses over there
Alabama eh?
Like 'Forest Gump' Alabama or 'hey city boy you shore got a purty mouth' Alabama?
Quick- someone hand me a couple spoons and I'll clack out a few verses of 'Dixieland'.
That should set him at ease.
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on September 21, 2023, 01:01:21 AMask him something easy that he'll surely be quite familiar with. On a personal level
something like "how do you know if your sister is on her period"
so he can light up with glee and tell you "that's easy, your dad's cock tastes funny"
No no no... that's Kentucky.
In Alabama sis just warns 'em so they don't use the good rubber.
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on September 20, 2023, 10:14:11 PMNo seriously tho
Have any of you actually witnessed seamongoloid's strikingly uncanny eloquence on this one?
it's like, he actually makes a point which is valid and explains it to these barbarians in simple terms that even a potted plant could grasp
only, they don't grasp it.
But our dear beloved sea meager mind does not let a couple of backwards brained idiots dissuade him from evangelizing these simple truths with the ankle biting vigor we've all come to love about him
it's almost like he sits, parked beside a 24 volt car battery, connected via a simple on/off switch wired to a set of jumper cables attached to each of his earlobes. He throws the switch and for 30 whole seconds he literally transforms from common toe fungus into something that vaguely resembles a thinking human being
it's astounding
Seamajor makes plenty of good points and I enjoy being at memebee with him there but I guess those days are over now.
He isn't your enemy.
Quote from: Garraty_47 on September 21, 2023, 12:54:40 AMI meant we could all pick on each other, mutually.
Face to face. Uh, screen to screen? Something like that.
Never much enjoyed dissecting someone who wasn't in the room to enjoy it.
Wait... that sounded grisly and morbid.
Nice! Have to remember that one.
Sorry... what were we talking about?
Oh yeah- is it true Canadians always carry a step-ladder in case they see a moose they want to shag?
Deaders is from and lives in Alabama...
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on September 21, 2023, 01:05:24 AMYou know, he actually told me the other day, with a straight fucking face even, that Nasa and the evil criminal minds therein have photoshopped thousands of photos of the earth in some wicked plot to convince all of us earthlings that the world is a sphere for no reason at all.
It's like, I dunno, we just like doing things like that... :crazy:
To be fair... have any of us here actually seen the Earth from a distance in space?
Not agreeing with or disagreeing with flat or round earth theories.
I hope Deadsy returns again this evening; it's starting to feel like we've literally offended him or something and that's not what I was trying for at all.
Okay maybe a little, but all in the name of good clean fun.
Come on back Deadsy... I'll leave your sister out of it from now on.
(your cousins are still fair game though and I'm sure you feel the same)
Quote from: Garraty_47 on September 21, 2023, 03:24:20 PMI hope Deadsy returns again this evening; it's starting to feel like we've literally offended him or something and that's not what I was trying for at all.
Okay maybe a little, but all in the name of good clean fun.
Come on back Deadsy... I'll leave your sister out of it from now on.
(your cousins are still fair game though and I'm sure you feel the same)
I like the dude
but he's a bit strange
acts one way here and then you go seeing playing board mascot on his home turf and he's completely different
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on September 21, 2023, 03:28:55 PMI like the dude
but he's a bit strange
acts one way here and then you go seeing playing board mascot on his home turf and he's completely different
He was running around one or two years ago claiming he was finished with the boards, left for a few weeks but then came back after they made a fuss of him at memebee.
Quote from: caskur on September 21, 2023, 03:37:53 PMHe was running around one or two years ago claiming he was finished with the boards, left for a few weeks but then came back after they made a fuss of him at memebee.
Sounds like Oak and one of her leaving the internet forever again thingies
lol.... it wasn't quite that dramatic.... but yeah.... close enough, i suppose.... forums were boring the shit outta me so i decided to pack it in.... i came back for covid because first of all i figured it would be fun.... and it was for the most part.... secondly, i thought maybe i could help some ppl.... but normies are normies.... and theres not much help you can provide a normie.... they have to break that spell themselves....
Quote from: Biggie Smiles on September 21, 2023, 03:50:02 PMSounds like Oak and one of her leaving the internet forever again thingies
There are a surprising number of people who have flounced out of various forums vowing never to return... and then always do. I wouldn't be surprised if one of those people is in this very thread.
<trying very hard not to look at Caskur>
*ahem*
Quote from: deadskinmask on September 21, 2023, 04:07:09 PMlol.... it wasn't quite that dramatic.... but yeah.... close enough, i suppose.... forums were boring the shit outta me so i decided to pack it in.... i came back for covid because first of all i figured it would be fun.... and it was for the most part.... secondly, i thought maybe i could help some ppl.... but normies are normies.... and theres not much help you can provide a normie.... they have to break that spell themselves....
Hey DSM! How's it going?
Quote from: Erica Mena on September 21, 2023, 04:09:02 PMHey DSM! How's it going?
alls good here.... i quit working 9 to 5.... i do subcontract farmwork.... i've got a direct source of fresh meat, cheese, milk, flour, corn meal, sugar and even honey.... just waiting for biden to collapse the rest of the country.... how you doing? lol.... have you moved yet? i dunno what california is actually like.... but on television, its a fuckin nightmare....
Quote from: deadskinmask on September 21, 2023, 04:14:04 PMalls good here.... i quit working 9 to 5.... i do subcontract farmwork.... i've got a direct source of fresh meat, cheese, milk, flour, corn meal, sugar and even honey.... just waiting for biden to collapse the rest of the country.... how you doing? lol.... have you moved yet? i dunno what california is actually like.... but on television, its a fuckin nightmare....
That farm direct food might come in very handy. Especially if Tru-dump gets his way in shutting down formers and fishermen "for the environment".
Quote from: Oerdin on September 21, 2023, 04:16:51 PMThat farm direct food might come in very handy. Especially if Tru-dump gets his way in shutting down formers and fishermen "for the environment".
everybody is getting shutdown.... they're gonna privatize "real food".... eventually they're gonna make farming too expensive for common folks.... but cities will get hit first and hardest.... industrial farms will sellout and supply chains will get broken.... crime is already too bad for most big city stores to operate....
I have been thinking about planting a garden but the problem is I live in a suburbs of a large city so my water would still come out of the utility pipes.
look into jerusalem artichokes and egyptian walking onions.... they'll grow when nothing else will.... and they'll feed you forever....
its not delicious.... but its better than government supplied bugs and lab-grown mystery meats....
Quote from: deadskinmask on September 21, 2023, 04:14:04 PMalls good here.... i quit working 9 to 5.... i do subcontract farmwork.... i've got a direct source of fresh meat, cheese, milk, flour, corn meal, sugar and even honey.... just waiting for biden to collapse the rest of the country.... how you doing? lol.... have you moved yet? i dunno what california is actually like.... but on television, its a fuckin nightmare....
I'm good. Day off and unfortunately, I'm stuck in Cali. Can't say it's not a nightmare. I live in a decent area and my husband had to chase off a homeless guy taking a crap in our alley
Quote from: Erica Mena on September 21, 2023, 04:43:36 PMI'm good. Day off and unfortunately, I'm stuck in Cali. Can't say it's not a nightmare. I live in a decent area and my husband had to chase off a homeless guy taking a crap in our alley
That fucking Oscar guy certainly gets around the Pacific Coast...
Quote from: Erica Mena on September 21, 2023, 04:43:36 PMI'm good. Day off and unfortunately, I'm stuck in Cali. Can't say it's not a nightmare. I live in a decent area and my husband had to chase off a homeless guy taking a crap in our alley
from the stories i hear, you're lucky thats all he was doing.... :crampe:
i see the videos from the drugged-out sections that look like World War Z meets Mad Max.... :crampe:
Quote from: Erica Mena on September 21, 2023, 04:43:36 PMI'm good. Day off and unfortunately, I'm stuck in Cali. Can't say it's not a nightmare. I live in a decent area and my husband had to chase off a homeless guy taking a crap in our alley
We complain about raccoons in trash cans. I will take the raccoons.
Quote from: DKG on September 21, 2023, 04:50:28 PMWe complain about raccoons in trash cans. I will take the raccoons.
you'll be lucky to have raccoons when they outlaw meat.... learn how to skin em though.... i fucked up my first raccoon and it tasted like somebody poured gasoline on it.... :crampe:
Quote from: DKG on September 21, 2023, 04:50:28 PMWe complain about raccoons in trash cans. I will take the raccoons.
When I step outside at night to have a cig I have to be careful not to step on:
Raccoons
Skunks
Opossums
Stray cats
The occasional fox
Even a groundhog now and then.
At least the deer stay out in the yard where I don't have to worry about tripping over one.
Deer come up to Admins deck to have their dicks polished...
Quote from: Garraty_47 on September 21, 2023, 04:55:45 PMWhen I step outside at night to have a cig I have to be careful not to step on:
Raccoons
Skunks
Opossums
Stray cats
The occasional fox
Even a groundhog now and then.
At least the deer stay out in the yard where I don't have to worry about tripping over one.
Practically a zoo outside your door.
alabama is like australia, if they child-proofed australia and turned it into a petting zoo....
Quote from: deadskinmask on September 21, 2023, 05:03:40 PMalabama is like australia, if they child-proofed australia and turned it into a petting zoo....
You have gators and nutria, which are giant rats.
Quote from: DKG on September 21, 2023, 05:06:17 PMYou have gators and nutria, which are giant rats.
oh yeah.... we got it all.... but less poisonous shit than australia....
One bite by a Caskur and you are laid up in hospital for a month...
i hear she draws all the ivermectin outta you.... like a vampire....
Quote from: Garraty_47 on September 21, 2023, 04:55:45 PMWhen I step outside at night to have a cig I have to be careful not to step on:
Raccoons
Skunks
Opossums
Stray cats
The occasional fox
Even a groundhog now and then.
At least the deer stay out in the yard where I don't have to worry about tripping over one.
I got the same thing here. It like the fucking Discovery Channel in my yard sometimes.
It's like a sex crimes discovery investigation phase in admins mouth...
alabama doesn't have a forensic unit on our police force.... theres rarely any teeth imprints and ALL the dna matches up....
Quote from: deadskinmask on September 21, 2023, 05:59:57 PMalabama doesn't have a forensic unit on our police force.... theres rarely any teeth imprints and ALL the dna matches up....
Admin had a couple of ribs removed though...
Quote from: Frood on September 21, 2023, 06:01:17 PMAdmin had a couple of ribs removed though...
well.... adam only had one removed and we've had problems ever since....
Adam's tongue wasn't capable of doing a spin around his neck for an auto erotic reacharound...
Quote from: Frood on September 21, 2023, 06:01:17 PMAdmin had a couple of ribs removed though...
I believe that.
Quote from: Garraty_47 on September 21, 2023, 04:07:52 PMThere are a surprising number of people who have flounced out of various forums vowing never to return... and then always do. I wouldn't be surprised if one of those people is in this very thread.
<trying very hard not to look at Caskur>
*ahem*
FLEA HAS flounced more times than me....
I have PMs ON Facebook begging me to return...
Because, let's face it. I am devoutly loved by my frienemies.... plus I am beautiful...
Plus plus, I am very very interesting.... plus, plus plus, I have dirt on everyone.
And for a Price, I will keep your secrets.
Fecesbook... :s_laugh:
Quote from: caskur on September 22, 2023, 03:57:13 AMFLEA HAS flounced more times than me....
Hmm. (Press 'X' To Doubt)
I'll need to see the spreadsheets on that one.
The claim sounds very... dubious.
It isn't Flea who was infamous at forums past because she regularly buggered off for an hour/day/week.
That was {clears throat} someone else.
Quote from: caskur on September 22, 2023, 03:57:13 AMI have PMs ON Facebook begging me to return...
All that proves is somebody really disliked everyone else and wanted to cause us maximum suffering.
Quote from: caskur on September 22, 2023, 03:57:13 AMBecause, let's face it. I am devoutly loved by my frienemies.... plus I am beautiful...
Plus plus, I am very very interesting.... plus, plus plus, I have dirt on everyone.
And for a Price, I will keep your secrets.
Cool story except...
...the things you "know" often bear an uncanny resemblance to the stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.
I'd rather give my money to a homeless person.
At least they'd do something useful with it like buy drugs or a bottle of MD20/20.