Life can be so unfair at times.

First, I get banned from an alleged troll board for telling that sissy fairy Noodle neck nancy boy that he sucks cock a couple of times here and there.

On a board claiming you need to really use the most despicable methods you can think of to ensure absolute victory

Now, true, this wasn't very despicable but it did force him to increase his daily consumption of state sponsored tampons every time I repeated it

which was sparingly of course

And now? I got some 1970's inbred hick from Alabama who calls people "chief" threatening to ban me because I can properly discern the contents of a world atlas and I'm not ashamed to admit it

what's wrong with people?

why is life so unfair?

You're a fucking Troll, brother.   

Perhaps I am just too good at my craft

https://youtu.be/mZYddb766Go?si=wX2iJGj9kpbQy1Y-

Is anyone watching the hysteria as it unfolds at VF?

it's quite the show and truly - I have never seen one quite like it

Sewage Major, of all people, has these brief moments where he unshackles himself of his post-stroke cognitive impairments and literally oscillates between drooling TDS catatonic into man of wit & wisdom and then right back again.

However, during his brief moments of lucid brain activity which phase in and out rather randomly he aptly points out to the cave dwelling locals that Canada is indeed a part of North America. As is the US and several smaller countries in the northern hemisphere west of the Atlantic.

And thus, he aptly refers to Mimi as a Merican. Short of course, for North American.

and boy oh boy oh boy oh boy does moomi act like crazed hyena with a high voltage cattle prod lodged deep in her ass whenever he does. I think there was a 4 pages thread of her going into a frenzied fit of hysterics at the mere thought.

Now of course, yours truly, being the kind of benevolent and learnt man that I am arrive in the midst of this chaos and pandemonium to gently inform the readership that, as much as it pains my very soul to agree with sewer monkey on any matter, he is technically correct. Canada does indeed fall within the boundaries of North America and thus, a reference to a Canadian soul as an American is not as much of a wayward line of thought as they would wish to imagine.

and well, here we are.

I think my trial for heresy begins tonight

wish me luck as I pray my avatar does not get burned at the stake.

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on September 20, 2023, 08:20:24 PMIs anyone watching the hysteria as it unfolds at VF?

it's quite the show and truly - I have never seen one quite like it

Sewage Major, of all people, has these brief moments where he unshackles himself of his post-stroke cognitive impairments and literally oscillates between drooling TDS catatonic into man of wit & wisdom and then right back again.

However, during his brief moments of lucid brain activity which phase in and out rather randomly he aptly points out to the cave dwelling locals that Canada is indeed a part of North America. As is the US and several smaller countries in the northern hemisphere west of the Atlantic.

And thus, he aptly refers to Mimi as a Merican. Short of course, for North American.

and boy oh boy oh boy oh boy does moomi act like crazed hyena with a high voltage cattle prod lodged deep in her ass whenever he does. I think there was a 4 pages thread of her going into a frenzied fit of hysterics at the mere thought.

Now of course, yours truly, being the kind of benevolent and learnt man that I am arrive in the midst of this chaos and pandemonium to gently inform the readership that, as much as it pains my very soul to agree with sewer monkey on any matter, he is technically correct. Canada does indeed fall within the boundaries of North America and thus, a reference to a Canadian soul as an American is not as much of a wayward line of thought as they would wish to imagine.

and well, here we are.

I think my trial for heresy begins tonight

wish me luck as I pray my avatar does not get burned at the stake.

I like telling them Cucknadian freaks that Canduhduh is a leach on Uncle Sammy's teat and couldnt exist as a nation without us. That also sends em into loon-R-orbit. You should try it!

Snowbacks...meh

Quote from: Lokmar on September 20, 2023, 08:33:52 PMI like telling them Cucknadian freaks that Canduhduh is a leach on Uncle Sammy's teat and couldnt exist as a nation without us. That also sends em into loon-R-orbit. You should try it!

I had a friend that said the United States could overthrow Canada with a email

I fucking died laughing

What a week huh?

Got some lurch motherfucker getting his jollies jerking off to the sound of my voice on Saturday morning at 7:34 am

Then on Sunday siteground catches a case of the blues and fucks our dns over for a day

And now hillbilly with a moonshine gut is threatening to ban me because I graduated the 4th grade and he didn't

Do you think all of these things could be related?  As in Buffoon Faggotry being behind it all like some spastic wiztard of oz yanking on the strings of fate?

Or am I just being overly paranoid because my trial starts tonight?

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on September 20, 2023, 08:41:44 PMWhat a week huh?

Got some lurch motherfucker getting his jollies jerking off to the sound of my voice on Saturday morning at 7:34 am

Then on Sunday siteground catches a case of the blues and fucks our dns over for a day

And now hillbilly with a moonshine gut is threatening to ban me because I graduated the 4th grade and he didn't

Do you think all of these things could be related?  As in Buffoon Faggotry being behind it all like some spastic wiztard of oz yanking on the strings of fate?

Or am I just being overly paranoid because my trial starts tonight?

The inferwebs is a strange place my friend. I remember when I thought most people, like the people here, were both normal and the majority. Reality aint even close!

I mean who fucking argues that Canduhduh isnt part of North America? LMFAO!

Retards, I guess.

Oh yea, and thats some twilight zone level bullshit when you and seamolester are on the same side! SHEEEEEEEEEEIIIITTTT!!!

for anyone wishing to enjoy the theatrics

what a crowd

https://memebee.com/vancouver/viewtopic.php?p=1726509#p1726509

In a way I empathize with the canucks, though.
Not about being Canadian, thank the gods... I can't help them with that.

But any time someone calls me a 'Murican I go straight to "REEeeeeeee!"

No rational self-respecting individual wants to be reminded of that.

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on September 20, 2023, 09:10:37 PMfor anyone wishing to enjoy the theatrics

what a crowd

https://memebee.com/vancouver/viewtopic.php?p=1726509#p1726509

The thread certainly has its moments but too often they seem to lose the plot:

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on September 20, 2023, 09:10:37 PMfor anyone wishing to enjoy the theatrics

what a crowd

https://memebee.com/vancouver/viewtopic.php?p=1726509#p1726509

LOL! Thats good shit. Dumb ass managed to get tag teamed by you and seamolester! Oh the humanity! 

FYI, searapist pulled that "America" shit on me a few years ago. Instead of wigging out, I had a lot of creative and irritating fun with it.

Quote from: Lokmar on September 20, 2023, 09:26:38 PMLOL! Thats good shit. Dumb ass managed to get tag teamed by you and seamolester! Oh the humanity! 

FYI, searapist pulled that "America" shit on me a few years ago. Instead of wigging out, I had a lot of creative and irritating fun with it.

I know right?

It's like bat man and the penguin teaming up to save humanity from the ignorance of these fucking heathens