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Herman

Quote from: Garraty_47 on September 20, 2023, 09:15:20 PMIn a way I empathize with the canucks, though.
Not about being Canadian, thank the gods... I can't help them with that.

But any time someone calls me a 'Murican I go straight to "REEeeeeeee!"

No rational self-respecting individual wants to be reminded of that.
We have the second biggest embarrassment on the planet for a leader after Jim Crow Joe. Justine turned this country into a joke.

Herman

Quote from: Biggie Smiles on September 20, 2023, 08:20:24 PMIs anyone watching the hysteria as it unfolds at VF?

it's quite the show and truly - I have never seen one quite like it

Sewage Major, of all people, has these brief moments where he unshackles himself of his post-stroke cognitive impairments and literally oscillates between drooling TDS catatonic into man of wit & wisdom and then right back again.

However, during his brief moments of lucid brain activity which phase in and out rather randomly he aptly points out to the cave dwelling locals that Canada is indeed a part of North America. As is the US and several smaller countries in the northern hemisphere west of the Atlantic.

And thus, he aptly refers to Mimi as a Merican. Short of course, for North American.

and boy oh boy oh boy oh boy does moomi act like crazed hyena with a high voltage cattle prod lodged deep in her ass whenever he does. I think there was a 4 pages thread of her going into a frenzied fit of hysterics at the mere thought.

Now of course, yours truly, being the kind of benevolent and learnt man that I am arrive in the midst of this chaos and pandemonium to gently inform the readership that, as much as it pains my very soul to agree with sewer monkey on any matter, he is technically correct. Canada does indeed fall within the boundaries of North America and thus, a reference to a Canadian soul as an American is not as much of a wayward line of thought as they would wish to imagine.

and well, here we are.

I think my trial for heresy begins tonight

wish me luck as I pray my avatar does not get burned at the stake.

I would login, but I forgot my password at VF.
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Garraty_47

Quote from: Herman on September 20, 2023, 09:56:34 PMWe have the second biggest embarrassment on the planet for a leader after Jim Crow Joe. Justine turned this country into a joke.

Yeah, that would suck just a tiny bit less than being represented on the world stage by Sniffy McSmoothbrain but there's some important stuff in that tiny bit... like knowing where and when to exit a stage/room.

For the record I'm just having a little fun with the "canuck" stuff.
Aside from their government, naturally, I have a lot of respect for our friends in the great white north.

Biggie Smiles

No seriously tho

Have any of you actually witnessed seamongoloid's strikingly uncanny eloquence on this one?

it's like, he actually makes a point which is valid and explains it to these barbarians in simple terms that even a potted plant could grasp

only, they don't grasp it.

But our dear beloved sea meager mind  does not let a couple of backwards brained idiots dissuade him from evangelizing these simple truths with the ankle biting vigor we've all come to love about him

it's almost like he sits, parked beside a 24 volt car battery, connected via a simple on/off switch wired to a set of jumper cables attached to each of his earlobes. He throws the switch and for 30 whole seconds he literally transforms from common toe fungus into something that vaguely resembles a thinking human being

it's astounding
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Herman

Quote from: Garraty_47 on September 20, 2023, 10:09:45 PMYeah, that would suck just a tiny bit less than being represented on the world stage by Sniffy McSmoothbrain but there's some important stuff in that tiny bit... like knowing where and when to exit a stage/room.

For the record I'm just having a little fun with the "canuck" stuff.
Aside from their government, naturally, I have a lot of respect for our friends in the great white north.
I lived in the US, in Pennsylvania. There aint a whole lot of difference between the two countries. I have more in common with folks in North Dakota across the border than I do with elitist prog assholes in Vancouver.
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deadskinmask

oh, wow.... yall are really cutting folks up good tonight.... must be a blast.... for ppl who spend so much time "reading shit", its alarming at how inept you are at "reading shit".... yall have a good night....  :crampe:

Quote from: deadskinmask post_id=1726506 time=1695258156 user_id=3249seamonkey strawmanned you.... nobody is arguing that canada is in north america.... but that wasn't the issue.... you see, when seamonkey says "canadian", he means "canadian"....

Quote from: Seamajor post_id=1119477 time=1435668725 user_id=3274Thought you were Canadian?

and when seamonkey says "merican", he means "american"....

Quote from: Seamajor post_id=1274740 time=1466269284 user_id=3274Mericans want their guns.
Mericans are addicted to cheap labor.

seamonkey knows that they are different.... and he acknowledges this often....

Quote from: Seamajor post_id=1305450 time=1472835949 user_id=3274As always Mericans generally vote for the lessor of the two  evils. Would guess it's the same in Canada?

now in his usual brand of "merica bashing", he got into an exchange about the homeless to which he replied....

Quote from: Seamajor post_id=1717020 time=1689795393 user_id=3274Let me guess. All are Mericans

and lochs response was....

Quote from: Lochdubh post_id=1717023 time=1689797010 user_id=832you tell me.



and seamonkey being in a hurry to shit all over "merica" saw alot of white ppl and since "reading" isn't his favorite subject, he said this....

Quote from: Seamajor post_id=1717067 time=1689862581 user_id=3274Yep, Mericans

vancouver is alot of things but "merican" ain't one of em.... but in typical liberal fashion, he went into worm mode and wiggled himself into this "north american" bullshit.... and because you and casket are equally as stupid, you managed to jump in the box with him.... well done.... :D
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Herman

Quote from: deadskinmask on September 20, 2023, 10:49:51 PMoh, wow.... yall are really cutting folks up good tonight.... must be a blast.... for ppl who spend so much time "reading shit", its alarming at how inept you are at "reading shit".... yall have a good night....  :crampe:
Am I really? My forum mind is on that piece of shit owner of BF. He called Biggie Smiles at seven am Saturday and left a fucked up message.

Garraty_47

Quote from: deadskinmask on September 20, 2023, 10:49:51 PMoh, wow.... yall are really cutting folks up good tonight.... must be a blast....

There's always the option to, you know, have a blast with us.
Here. There. Wherever.

No pressure; only a suggestion.

deadskinmask

Quote from: Herman on September 20, 2023, 11:01:54 PMAm I really? My forum mind is on that piece of shit owner of BF. He called Biggie Smiles at seven am Saturday and left a fucked up message.

bf has always been a drama-addicted psychopath.... nothing new under the sun.... i'm truly sorry for anyone thats gotten fucked over by him.... but ultimately a burnt hand makes the best teacher....
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deadskinmask

Quote from: Garraty_47 on September 20, 2023, 11:19:26 PMThere's always the option to, you know, have a blast with us.
Here. There. Wherever.

No pressure; only a suggestion.

much appreciated but no thanks.... i dunno these ppl yall like to run down so it wouldn't be right to just bang on em for no reason.... besides, i think at least two of em have been to vf and they were pretty nice....
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Garraty_47

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Quote from: deadskinmask on September 21, 2023, 12:43:33 AMmuch appreciated but no thanks.... i dunno these ppl yall like to run down so it wouldn't be right to just bang on em for no reason.... besides, i think at least two of em have been to vf and they were pretty nice....

I meant we could all pick on each other, mutually.
Face to face. Uh, screen to screen? Something like that.

Never much enjoyed dissecting someone who wasn't in the room to enjoy it.

Wait... that sounded grisly and morbid.

Nice! Have to remember that one.

Sorry... what were we talking about?
Oh yeah- is it true Canadians always carry a step-ladder in case they see a moose they want to shag?
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Reggie Essent

Why is Deadskin being such a dick?  Did he finally realize the earth is an ovoid?
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Biggie Smiles

Quote from: Garraty_47 on September 21, 2023, 12:54:40 AMI meant we could all pick on each other, mutually.
Face to face. Uh, screen to screen? Something like that.

Never much enjoyed dissecting someone who wasn't in the room to enjoy it.

Wait... that sound grisly and morbid.

Nice! Have to remember that one.

Sorry... what were we talking about?
Oh yeah- is it true Canadians always carry a step-ladder in case they see a moose they want to shag?

Deadstring is from Alabama. The great state of Alabama. They don't noe nuthin about shagging mooses over there


ask him something easy that he'll surely be quite familiar with. On a personal level

something like "how do you know if your sister is on her period"

so he can light up with glee and tell you "that's easy, your dad's cock tastes funny"

 
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Biggie Smiles

Quote from: Reggie Essent on September 21, 2023, 12:55:38 AMWhy is Deadskin being such a dick?  Did he finally realize the earth is an ovoid?

You know, he actually told me the other day, with a straight fucking face even, that Nasa and the evil criminal minds therein have photoshopped thousands of photos of the earth in some wicked plot to convince all of us earthlings that the world is a sphere for no reason at all.

It's like, I dunno, we just like doing things like that...  :crazy:


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