Quote from: Garraty_47 on September 21, 2023, 04:55:45 PMWhen I step outside at night to have a cig I have to be careful not to step on:

Raccoons
Skunks
Opossums
Stray cats
The occasional fox
Even a groundhog now and then.

At least the deer stay out in the yard where I don't have to worry about tripping over one.

I got the same thing here.  It like the fucking Discovery Channel in my yard sometimes.

It's like a sex crimes discovery investigation phase in admins mouth...

alabama doesn't have a forensic unit on our police force.... theres rarely any teeth imprints and ALL the dna matches up....

Quote from: deadskinmask on September 21, 2023, 05:59:57 PMalabama doesn't have a forensic unit on our police force.... theres rarely any teeth imprints and ALL the dna matches up....

Admin had a couple of ribs removed though...

Quote from: Frood on September 21, 2023, 06:01:17 PMAdmin had a couple of ribs removed though...

well.... adam only had one removed and we've had problems ever since....

Adam's tongue wasn't capable of doing a spin around his neck for an auto erotic reacharound...

Quote from: Frood on September 21, 2023, 06:01:17 PMAdmin had a couple of ribs removed though...

I believe that.

Quote from: Garraty_47 on September 21, 2023, 04:07:52 PMThere are a surprising number of people who have flounced out of various forums vowing never to return... and then always do. I wouldn't be surprised if one of those people is in this very thread.

<trying very hard not to look at Caskur>

*ahem*

FLEA HAS flounced more times than me....

I have PMs ON Facebook begging me to return...

Because, let's face it. I am devoutly loved by my frienemies.... plus I am beautiful...

Plus plus, I am very very interesting.... plus, plus plus, I have dirt on everyone.

And for a Price, I will keep your secrets.

Fecesbook... 

Quote from: caskur on September 22, 2023, 03:57:13 AMFLEA HAS flounced more times than me....

Hmm. (Press 'X' To Doubt)

I'll need to see the spreadsheets on that one.
The claim sounds very... dubious.

It isn't Flea who was infamous at forums past because she regularly buggered off for an hour/day/week.

That was {clears throat} someone else.

Quote from: caskur on September 22, 2023, 03:57:13 AMI have PMs ON Facebook begging me to return...

All that proves is somebody really disliked everyone else and wanted to cause us maximum suffering.

Quote from: caskur on September 22, 2023, 03:57:13 AMBecause, let's face it. I am devoutly loved by my frienemies.... plus I am beautiful...

Plus plus, I am very very interesting.... plus, plus plus, I have dirt on everyone.

And for a Price, I will keep your secrets.

Cool story except...
...the things you "know" often bear an uncanny resemblance to the stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

I'd rather give my money to a homeless person.
At least they'd do something useful with it like buy drugs or a bottle of MD20/20.