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deadskinmask

look into jerusalem artichokes and egyptian walking onions.... they'll grow when nothing else will.... and they'll feed you forever....
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deadskinmask

its not delicious.... but its better than government supplied bugs and lab-grown mystery meats....
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Trump’s Niece

Quote from: deadskinmask on September 21, 2023, 04:14:04 PMalls good here.... i quit working 9 to 5.... i do subcontract farmwork.... i've got a direct source of fresh meat, cheese, milk, flour, corn meal, sugar and even honey.... just waiting for biden to collapse the rest of the country.... how you doing? lol.... have you moved yet? i dunno what california is actually like.... but on television, its a fuckin nightmare....


I'm good. Day off and unfortunately, I'm stuck in Cali. Can't say it's not a nightmare. I live in a decent area and my husband had to chase off a homeless guy taking a crap in our alley
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Frood

Quote from: Erica Mena on September 21, 2023, 04:43:36 PMI'm good. Day off and unfortunately, I'm stuck in Cali. Can't say it's not a nightmare. I live in a decent area and my husband had to chase off a homeless guy taking a crap in our alley

That fucking Oscar guy certainly gets around the Pacific Coast...
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deadskinmask

Quote from: Erica Mena on September 21, 2023, 04:43:36 PMI'm good. Day off and unfortunately, I'm stuck in Cali. Can't say it's not a nightmare. I live in a decent area and my husband had to chase off a homeless guy taking a crap in our alley

from the stories i hear, you're lucky thats all he was doing....  :crampe:

i see the videos from the drugged-out sections that look like World War Z meets Mad Max....  :crampe:
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DKG

Quote from: Erica Mena on September 21, 2023, 04:43:36 PMI'm good. Day off and unfortunately, I'm stuck in Cali. Can't say it's not a nightmare. I live in a decent area and my husband had to chase off a homeless guy taking a crap in our alley
We complain about raccoons in trash cans. I will take the raccoons.

deadskinmask

Quote from: DKG on September 21, 2023, 04:50:28 PMWe complain about raccoons in trash cans. I will take the raccoons.

you'll be lucky to have raccoons when they outlaw meat.... learn how to skin em though.... i fucked up my first raccoon and it tasted like somebody poured gasoline on it....  :crampe:
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Garraty_47

Quote from: DKG on September 21, 2023, 04:50:28 PMWe complain about raccoons in trash cans. I will take the raccoons.

When I step outside at night to have a cig I have to be careful not to step on:

Raccoons
Skunks
Opossums
Stray cats
The occasional fox
Even a groundhog now and then.

At least the deer stay out in the yard where I don't have to worry about tripping over one.

Frood

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DKG

Quote from: Garraty_47 on September 21, 2023, 04:55:45 PMWhen I step outside at night to have a cig I have to be careful not to step on:

Raccoons
Skunks
Opossums
Stray cats
The occasional fox
Even a groundhog now and then.

At least the deer stay out in the yard where I don't have to worry about tripping over one.
Practically a zoo outside your door.
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deadskinmask

alabama is like australia, if they child-proofed australia and turned it into a petting zoo....
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DKG

Quote from: deadskinmask on September 21, 2023, 05:03:40 PMalabama is like australia, if they child-proofed australia and turned it into a petting zoo....
You have gators and nutria, which are giant rats.

deadskinmask

Quote from: DKG on September 21, 2023, 05:06:17 PMYou have gators and nutria, which are giant rats.

oh yeah.... we got it all.... but less poisonous shit than australia....
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Frood

One bite by a Caskur and you are laid up in hospital for a month...
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deadskinmask

i hear she draws all the ivermectin outta you.... like a vampire....
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