Quote from: Frood on September 27, 2023, 11:04:34 PMYet you've said you had cheese dick before and after...

Bit of soap and warm water, mate... basic hygiene with no barbaric genital mutilations needed.

Baby Jeebus would agree.

What? No I havent. WTF are you talking about? I've NEVER had cheese dick. Never said I did. Have another drink.

BTW, Jesus was found blameless under The Law. Figure it out.

Quote from: Lokmar on September 27, 2023, 11:11:37 PMExplain.

You're second guessing your creator's own creations.

Evolution weeds out unworkable traits over many thousands of years... not a scalpel wielded by human hands. 

Take for instance the hirsute birthday suits of our caveman ancestors... which are substantially lesser in most cases these days... they even evolved to use simple hand tools... like the fork and spoon.

Sometimes throwback genetics rear their ugly heads though...

Take for instance Slopehead Major...

His father was a smooth as a baby arse village idiot and his mother was a primate at a local zoo.

Voila!

Quote from: Lokmar on September 27, 2023, 11:12:57 PMWhat? No I havent. WTF are you talking about? I've NEVER had cheese dick. Never said I did. Have another drink.

BTW, Jesus was found blameless under The Law. Figure it out.

Didn't you say that your own circumcision wasn't very effective?

And yes, I'll in fact have a second drink. I love flood days at work. Reminds me of the snow days (or weeks) as a kid back in the States.

Regarding Jesus being found blameless under the law, I'll ask "which law?"...

They cut off part of his knob as a bab and decades later drove pikes and nails into him.

Jewish law, Roman law, the Creator's law?

That's a lot of lawfare for the infallible Creator to create and get it shit back onto his infallible creation-ary face.

All the while, the same but different creator was telling Muslims that cutting of the clitoris of young girls was virtuous and right.

Not your football team but you still wanna play ball, eh? 
 

Quote from: Frood on September 27, 2023, 11:21:23 PMYou're second guessing your creator's own creations.

Evolution weeds out unworkable traits over many thousands of years... not a scalpel wielded by human hands. 

Take for instance the hirsute birthday suits of our caveman ancestors... which are substantially lesser in most cases these days... they even evolved to use simple hand tools... like the fork and spoon.

Sometimes throwback genetics rear their ugly heads though...

Take for instance Slopehead Major...

His father was a smooth as a baby arse village idiot and his mother was a primate at a local zoo.

Voila!

First off, evolution is YOUR religion, not mine.

Second, God put this law on Jews as a sign of their obedience and acceptance of The Law. Typical of God's Laws, it has benefits.

Next, you'll be telling me that I'm dissing God because I acknowledge that there are unclean animals which are beneficial for us NOT to eat, therefore imperfect. Thats equally absurd.

In all of the Bible, I do not find ANY rules that God ordered onto mankind that were harmful. As a matter of fact, one of the most famous examples is washing after touching unclean things which jews did and helped prevent the spread of disease which non jews observed. The Bible is full of things that benefit us.

Quote from: Lokmar on September 27, 2023, 11:33:21 PMFirst off, evolution is YOUR religion, not mine.

Second, God put this law on Jews as a sign of their obedience and acceptance of The Law. Typical of God's Laws, it has benefits.

Next, you'll be telling me that I'm dissing God because I acknowledge that there are unclean animals which are beneficial for us NOT to eat, therefore imperfect. Thats equally absurd.

In all of the Bible, I do not find ANY rules that God ordered onto mankind that were harmful. As a matter of fact, one of the most famous examples is washing after touching unclean things which jews did and helped prevent the spread of disease which non jews observed. The Bible is full of things that benefit us.

Hold up...

You don't believe in evolution?

  

Quote from: Lokmar on September 27, 2023, 10:35:55 PMOh yea? Is there a health benefit to being hit in the head with a lead pipe?...cause there is a demonstrable benefit to circumcision.   

It's done for the convenience of parents too lazy to clean their kid and teach him to do the same and/or because magic sky fairy allegedly said so.

Both reasons are garbage as are all of your rationalizations.

Keep sucking on that lead pipe though; it suits you. LoL

Quote from: Frood on September 27, 2023, 11:33:01 PMDidn't you say that your own circumcision wasn't very effective?

And yes, I'll in fact have a second drink. I love flood days at work. Reminds me of the snow days (or weeks) as a kid back in the States.

Regarding Jesus being found blameless under the law, I'll ask "which law?"...

They cut off part of his knob as a bab and decades later drove pikes and nails into him.

Jewish law, Roman law, the Creator's law?

That's a lot of lawfare for the infallible Creator to create and get it shit back onto his infallible creation-ary face.

All the while, the same but different creator was telling Muslims that cutting of the clitoris of young girls was virtuous and right.

Not your football team but you still wanna play ball, eh? 
 

No, I said the new style circs done to my boys that leave 3/4 of the foreskin intact werent effective. As children, it was difficult to get them, especially the youngest to clean himself properly and he had several infections and rawness.

Jesus was found blameless under the 633.

Quote from: Frood on September 27, 2023, 11:35:17 PMHold up...

You don't believe in evolution?

  

Not even remotely. Its all wrong. Just as science said the universe always existed 100 years ago. Then, science learned and aligned with the Bible, just as The Bible always said.

Quote from: Lokmar on September 27, 2023, 11:36:35 PMNo, I said the new style circs done to my boys that leave 3/4 of the foreskin intact werent effective. As children, it was difficult to get them, especially the youngest to clean himself properly and he had several infections and rawness.

Jesus was found blameless under the 633.

Sounds like a parenting and discipline problem... not a god or MGM problem..

Quote from: Garraty_47 on September 27, 2023, 11:35:24 PMIt's done for the convenience of parents too lazy to clean their kid and teach him to do the same and/or because magic sky fairy allegedly said so.

Both reasons are garbage as are all of your rationalizations.

Keep sucking on that lead pipe though; it suits you. LoL

Nope, you've resorted in a crutch to prop up your sorry assed self victimization. Please feel free to go stand with all the women who've been butchered of their clitoris and compare stories of how fucked up your junk is.

Thats just pathetic.

Quote from: Frood on September 27, 2023, 11:39:46 PMSounds like a parenting and discipline problem... not a god or MGM problem..

Sounds like evolution didnt fix the problem. Bad defective evolution!

Are you sure your mohel didn't have a two-for-one special and gave you a lobotomy as well as a mutilated penis?

Oy vey!

Quote from: Lokmar on September 27, 2023, 11:37:53 PMNot even remotely. Its all wrong. Just as science said the universe always existed 100 years ago. Then, science learned and aligned with the Bible, just as The Bible always said.

You ever slept in a bed or tried to buy a ready made replacement mattress for a bedframe before the 20th century?


Evolution Happens

ELM

(Evolution Lives Matter) 

Quote from: Frood on September 27, 2023, 11:49:18 PM

You ever slept in a bed or tried to buy a ready made replacement mattress for a bedframe before the 20th century?


Evolution Happens

ELM

(Evolution Lives Matter) 

I just love it when you gaytheists skip over the FACT! that "science" got PWN3D! on the universe always existing and then had to admit it was wrong, ending up agreeing with the Bible.

Thats always been a real a toughie for you people.

Quote from: Garraty_47 on September 27, 2023, 11:44:46 PMAre you sure your mohel didn't have a two-for-one special and gave you a lobotomy as well as a mutilated penis?

Oy vey!

Positive.