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Lefties... meh...
Blahhhhhh...

Thiel

Quote from: Lokmar on August 31, 2024, 03:45:57 PMWhen my 5 or 6 year old got disrespectful like that with my wife, I snatched his fukin ass up by the jaw, squeezed fairly hard and spoke to him through by bared teeth. Prolly spitting all over him in the process. Is fukin bugged eyes said it all. He never did that shit again.
I got my face slapped by my mother if I got smart.
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Lokmar

Quote from: Thiel on August 31, 2024, 05:04:58 PMI got my face slapped by my mother if I got smart.

My mom did all kinds of shit, even hitting me with her purse. I eventually got big enough and I batted her purse away one day and all the shit in it went everywhere.

Raising kids is like making a horror movie. If you show em the monster too often, it looses its effect. I had times where my step dad would have had to kill me to win. He lost control of me because he was too abusive. I had planned on killing him in his sleep a few times. Had he bloodied me any more, it might have happened.

Odinson

First orc wife and a baby.

The orcs just want a safe place to call home... Mordor.


Sauron gets killed by Adar and the orcs... Adar is one of the first orcs.

Before that Sauron was having a chat with the orcs about who should be incharge.

 :s_laugh:



Sauron rules through fear..

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Blazor

Quote from: Odinson on September 02, 2024, 05:06:32 AMFirst orc wife and a baby.

The orcs just want a safe place to call home... Mordor.


Sauron gets killed by Adar and the orcs... Adar is one of the first orcs.

Before that Sauron was having a chat with the orcs about who should be incharge.

 :s_laugh:



Sauron rules through fear..



Is this that fucking show lol?
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Blazor

Quote from: Lokmar on August 31, 2024, 05:36:48 PMMy mom did all kinds of shit, even hitting me with her purse. I eventually got big enough and I batted her purse away one day and all the shit in it went everywhere.

Raising kids is like making a horror movie. If you show em the monster too often, it looses its effect. I had times where my step dad would have had to kill me to win. He lost control of me because he was too abusive. I had planned on killing him in his sleep a few times. Had he bloodied me any more, it might have happened.

I started learning martial arts at the age of 9. By the time I was 12, my stepdad learned to never lay a hand on me again 🤣
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Blazor

I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Blazor

I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Blazor

I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Blazor

The storm is coming my friends.

I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Blazor

This was awesome....


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I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Blazor

I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Blazor

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I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Lokmar

Quote from: Blazor on September 02, 2024, 08:13:17 AM:crampe:  :crampe:  :crampe:


LOL! I hope that stupid assed shit was staged. Niggers are the REAL JOOZ?  :crampe:  :crampe:  :crampe:

The real JOOZ arent very good with money!!!! :crampe:
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