You must insult the person above you.

J E B Stuart · February 15, 2025, 04:01:32 PM

Things went terribly wrong last week when he apparently forgot his safe word during an intense "therapy" session with Mme. Pauline and her electric cattle prod. His doctors are hopeful his stuttering and spontaneous twitching will eventually resolve in time, but are concerned that the drooling and incontinence may very well be permanent.

Amen.

Prof Emeritus at Fawk U · February 15, 2025, 04:03:15 PM

Trains macaques to fondle his balls.

J E B Stuart · February 15, 2025, 07:07:22 PM

When he goes fishin' for catfish, fondles his 'nads to add extra kick to his stink bait.

Amen.

Frood · February 15, 2025, 08:07:02 PM

Wears his skinny jeans in the sauna.

J E B Stuart · February 16, 2025, 02:49:20 PM

The Kayla Lemieux shot above is the screensaver on his phone and laptop.

Amen.

Prof Emeritus at Fawk U · February 17, 2025, 03:47:58 PM

Spanks to that image every Friday precisely at 4:20pm.

J E B Stuart · February 17, 2025, 04:36:04 PM

No worries. As you can see, Prof Emeritus is definitely living his life.

Amen.

Shen Li · February 18, 2025, 11:11:30 PM

His wife said he missed his calling. She said he should have been a banker because he knows the penalty for early withdrawal.

J E B Stuart · February 19, 2025, 12:15:56 AM

Gets great parking spaces now with the handicap tag she got for her car by identifying as disabled.

Amen.

Shen Li · February 19, 2025, 12:28:38 AM

He opened a bar for men like himself with erectile dysfunction.
It was a total flop. Nobody came.

Renegade Quark · February 19, 2025, 12:58:16 AM

The only difference between him and a barrel of shit is the barrel.

Shen Li · February 19, 2025, 01:05:12 AM

Quote from: Renegade Quark on February 19, 2025, 12:58:16 AMThe only difference between him and a barrel of shit is the barrel.

Him? He must be consuming the contents of the barrel.

Prof Emeritus at Fawk U · February 19, 2025, 11:41:52 AM

She calls her local psychic line for the winning lottery numbers of last week.

Renegade Quark · February 19, 2025, 08:55:22 PM

Is so ugly that his parents used to sit him in the corner and feed him with a slingshot.

Herman · February 19, 2025, 09:14:19 PM

He spent five hours staring at a glass of orange juice because it said 'concentrate' on the carton.

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