You must insult the person above you.

J E B Stuart · February 24, 2025, 09:58:20 AM

Just in case Fear Factor auditions ever return, his daily training regimen includes a breakfast of a half gallon of "donkey juice."

Amen.

Prof Emeritus at Fawk U · February 24, 2025, 02:16:36 PM

Guzzles a half gallon of prune juice every morning to "clean out his plumbing".

Renegade Quark · February 24, 2025, 09:19:37 PM

His porch light is on, but there's nobody home.

Herman · February 24, 2025, 09:30:58 PM

When he found out that his toaster wasn't waterproof, he was shocked.

Shen Li · February 25, 2025, 01:10:16 AM

He calls his toilet the Jim instead of the John. That way he can honestly say he goes to the Jim several times a day.

Garraty_47 · February 25, 2025, 09:41:10 AM

Failed her driving test 5 minutes in when she asked the evaluator: "Are fat people on scooters still worth double points?"

Prof Emeritus at Fawk U · February 25, 2025, 02:02:46 PM

Called the suicide prevention hotline once and they tried to encourage him.

J E B Stuart · February 25, 2025, 05:43:19 PM

Inspired by the Mundari people, bought his own cow to provide all his shower and bath, skincare, and teeth cleaning needs.

Amen.

Shen Li · February 25, 2025, 10:44:18 PM

He has 2 parts of brain, left and right. In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.

Courier Six · February 25, 2025, 10:44:31 PM

Tried out for the Spice Girls -- and was accepted.

Shen Li · February 25, 2025, 10:48:51 PM

I will admit he is street smart. Sesame Street smart.

Frood · February 25, 2025, 11:21:28 PM

Had a crush on George Costanza as a teen.

Shen Li · February 25, 2025, 11:40:38 PM

Quote from: Frood on February 25, 2025, 11:21:28 PMHad a crush on George Costanza as a teen.

Is jealous of George Costanza's height and hair.

Renegade Quark · February 26, 2025, 12:52:27 AM

Her graduating class voted her most likely have her name and number in truckstop restrooms across America.

Shen Li · February 26, 2025, 01:00:55 AM

He's trying to save money on his meat budget so he bought deer balls because he heard they're under a buck.

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