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Bricktop

September 15, 2015, 10:07:34 PM
No, seriously...many traverse the internet wilderness seeking the counsel of your humble hermitic guru, wanting answers to the important questions in life, such as "Is Yakult REALLY worth the money?" and "Should I wear a tie on a first date?"



All questions shall be answered...and the service is FREE.

asal

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September 16, 2015, 01:05:11 AM
Do you like Yakult more as you age or will it have a consistent appeal regardless?

RW

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September 16, 2015, 01:34:44 AM
Do you wear sweaters in the summer? If so, why are you always cold?
Beware of Gaslighters!

Bricktop

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September 16, 2015, 01:55:26 AM
Quote from: "asal"Do you like Yakult more as you age or will it have a consistent appeal regardless?


As you get older you realise its a crock, and the only health it promotes is the bank balance of the maker.

Bricktop

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September 16, 2015, 01:56:34 AM
Quote from: "RW"Do you wear sweaters in the summer? If so, why are you always cold?


Well, from October to April, we don't wear upper garments other than on formal occasions.



We don't garments to make us sweat when its 45.

Frood

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September 16, 2015, 02:00:46 AM
When somebody says to you "piss off you mindless geriatric zombie in a smoking jacket and bunny slippers", does it hurt your feelings?
Blahhhhhh...

RW

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September 16, 2015, 03:48:25 AM
At what point in time does an aging person start thinking younger people are all naive and ignorant?
Beware of Gaslighters!

Bricktop

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September 16, 2015, 04:52:00 AM
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"When somebody says to you "piss off you mindless geriatric zombie in a smoking jacket and bunny slippers", does it hurt your feelings?


I don't know. Nobody has ever said that to me.



Next time I'm in Melbourne, I'll give you a chance.

Bricktop

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September 16, 2015, 04:52:26 AM
Quote from: "RW"At what point in time does an aging person start thinking younger people are all naive and ignorant?


25.

Frood

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September 16, 2015, 05:01:34 AM
Quote from: "SPECTRE"
Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"When somebody says to you "piss off you mindless geriatric zombie in a smoking jacket and bunny slippers", does it hurt your feelings?


I don't know. Nobody has ever said that to me.



Next time I'm in Melbourne, I'll give you a chance.


You'll have to drive a fair distance east. They still let you drive on the roads, right?
Blahhhhhh...

Renee

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September 16, 2015, 10:09:46 PM
If you lose a tennis ball off of one of the legs of your walker, does it make you walk in circles?
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.

keeper

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September 17, 2015, 01:23:49 AM
What makes you think that you are wiser then me?

Bricktop

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September 18, 2015, 07:27:53 AM
Quote from: "Renee"If you lose a tennis ball off of one of the legs of your walker, does it make you walk in circles?


Only if I have to walk around you.



Then its a BIG circle.

Bricktop

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September 18, 2015, 07:28:35 AM
Quote from: "Keeper"What makes you think that you are wiser then me?


I'm older than you.



Please pay attention.



Age = wisdom.



Fat = stupid.
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