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Australia explained.

Started by Bricktop, January 04, 2019, 07:23:31 PM

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caskur

Quote from: "Bricktop"All State capitals are built on the coast, and each one has their own iconic beach with one strange exception; Brisbane. Its coastline is horrid.



Sydney has Bondi (which isn't that great if you see it up close), Melbourne has St Kilda, Adelaide has Glenelg, Darwin has Mindal, Perth has Cottlesloe.



Hobart's beaches aren't great either...but it's never warm enough there to matter.


Perth has, Port Beach, Leighton Beach, Cottesloe Beach... Scarborough Beach, Trigg... South Beach... OMG... more beaches that you can poke a stick at...



Scarborough Beach...  VVVV



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caskur

Western Australia don't use c*nt... That's an Eastern States thing... It's HIGHLY offensive here. Rodney Rude is the exception. He goes out of his way every chance he can to use it.
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- Andy Warhol

Anonymous

Quote from: "caskur"
Quote from: "Bricktop"All State capitals are built on the coast, and each one has their own iconic beach with one strange exception; Brisbane. Its coastline is horrid.



Sydney has Bondi (which isn't that great if you see it up close), Melbourne has St Kilda, Adelaide has Glenelg, Darwin has Mindal, Perth has Cottlesloe.



Hobart's beaches aren't great either...but it's never warm enough there to matter.


Perth has, Port Beach, Leighton Beach, Cottesloe Beach... Scarborough Beach, Trigg... South Beach... OMG... more beaches that you can poke a stick at...



Scarborough Beach...  VVVV



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That's beautiful caskur.

@realAzhyaAryola

Quote from: "cc"Hey. They got the century right. Stop pickin on em


No, thank you. I will keep picking on them if I want to. No one here tells me what to do.
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We know that Azhya.


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cc

In the future I'll be sure to clearly mark posts "Obvious Sarcasm @ Aussies - no more, no less"
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caskur

Quote from: "cc"In the future I'll be sure to clearly mark posts "Obvious Sarcasm @ Aussies - no more, no less"


Oi, oi, oi.





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- Andy Warhol

cc

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Say, you are relatively new here. It's Oi OK for me to do so as I was born in Wollongong



Oi Oi Oi
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Anonymous

Quote from: "caskur"I'm going to show you Cottesloe.



It beats Bondi a thousand to one...lol





Remember when Jane Priest kissed Prince Charles back when he was 30? That was at Cottesloe. Prince Charles has been there twice.



Despite what BT, Perth is the best place on the planet... The only way you could get me to leave would be pay me a billion dollars and even then I would say no.





Cottesloe from different angles...  And beaches are FREE in Australia. (god help us if they ever change that).



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Screw Panama, I wanna go there.

caskur

I live in Paradise....today is going to be 38 or 39... not so paradise today though... more like hell... thank god for split system aircon.
"I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want."
- Andy Warhol

Anonymous

Quote from: "caskur"I live in Paradise....today is going to be 38 or 39... not so paradise today though... more like hell... thank god for split system aircon.

And little to no humidity.

Frood

It's like 22 degrees here. Lovely
Blahhhhhh...

Anonymous

Quote from: "Dinky Dianna"It's like 22 degrees here. Lovely

Good temp if it's sunny.

caskur

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Quote from: "caskur"I live in Paradise....today is going to be 38 or 39... not so paradise today though... more like hell... thank god for split system aircon.

And little to no humidity.


Very low humidity and that's why you don't die...lol
"I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want."
- Andy Warhol

Anonymous

Quote from: "caskur"
Quote from: "iron horse jockey"
Quote from: "caskur"I live in Paradise....today is going to be 38 or 39... not so paradise today though... more like hell... thank god for split system aircon.

And little to no humidity.


Very low humidity and that's why you don't die...lol

High thirties with high humidity is unbearable..



Taiwan is thirties and high humidity in the summer.