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deadskinmask

#45
December 02, 2022, 05:55:24 PM
Quote from: Blazor post_id=485801 time=1670021438 user_id=2221
50 days to make a cake!!!!! Fuck!!!! lolol


i wasn't into it at first.... my girls new friend is country as fuck and she gave her the cake, the recipe and the starter.... she brought it home like it was a dead raccoon because she doesn't cook.... so i made one and it was awesome as hell....  :laugh:
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Blazor

#46
December 02, 2022, 05:56:30 PM
Quote from: deadskinmask post_id=485803 time=1670021724 user_id=1582
Quote from: Blazor post_id=485801 time=1670021438 user_id=2221
50 days to make a cake!!!!! Fuck!!!! lolol


i wasn't into it at first.... my girls new friend is country as fuck and she gave her the cake, the recipe and the starter.... she brought it home like it was a dead raccoon because she doesn't cook.... so i made one and it was awesome as hell....  :laugh:


 :laugh:



Hell yeah!!!



Is her friend single?  ac_wub
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

deadskinmask

#47
December 02, 2022, 06:02:16 PM
Quote from: Blazor post_id=485804 time=1670021790 user_id=2221
Is her friend single?


no, man.... that girl is hot as fuck and her boyfriend is a beast.... we we're playing around and i told her 'girl.... you must be a microwave because i wanna get really high and put a baby in you'....  :laugh:
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Blazor

#48
December 02, 2022, 06:25:37 PM
Quote from: deadskinmask post_id=485807 time=1670022136 user_id=1582
Quote from: Blazor post_id=485804 time=1670021790 user_id=2221
Is her friend single?


no, man.... that girl is hot as fuck and her boyfriend is a beast.... we we're playing around and i told her 'girl.... you must be a microwave because i wanna get really high and put a baby in you'....  :laugh:


 :roll:



Damn, good Southern Women are hard to find these days! Especially ones that can cook AND look good!  :laugh:
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

deadskinmask

#49
December 02, 2022, 06:36:32 PM
Quote from: Blazor post_id=485813 time=1670023537 user_id=2221
Especially ones that can cook AND look good!  :laugh:


man, you got that shit right.... "the girl i almost ended up with before the one i have now" invited me over for dinner.... she asked what my favorite food was and i said lasagna.... that bitch made lasagna hamburger helper.... no joke....  :laugh:
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reel

#50
December 02, 2022, 06:43:19 PM
I love Southern food. Can't handle it for more than a week without issues, but I love it.



Wife 1 was a Canadian, couldn't cook work worth a damn. Much improved model is a natural talent at it. We never have the same thing twice because she doesn't believe in recipes, but it's amazing.



I'm also of the can't cook worth a damn persuasion, so have to contribute to the relationship in other ways.

Blazor

#51
December 02, 2022, 06:51:38 PM
Quote from: deadskinmask post_id=485817 time=1670024192 user_id=1582
Quote from: Blazor post_id=485813 time=1670023537 user_id=2221
Especially ones that can cook AND look good!  :laugh:


man, you got that shit right.... "the girl i almost ended up with before the one i have now" invited me over for dinner.... she asked what my favorite food was and i said lasagna.... that bitch made lasagna hamburger helper.... no joke....  :laugh:


 :roll:



About how my Ladies rolled lol. Only girl I know that could burn a can of Spaghettios  :laugh:
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Blazor

#52
December 02, 2022, 06:53:56 PM
Quote from: reel post_id=485819 time=1670024599 user_id=196


I'm also of the can't cook worth a damn persuasion, so have to contribute to the relationship in other ways.


Mom made me take a lot of Home Economics classes in school. Said "you never know when you gonna be single" lol. Im always the cook in relationships lol.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

DKG

#53
December 02, 2022, 07:50:26 PM
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=485669 time=1670008953 user_id=2845
Quote from: "The Treasurer" post_id=485668 time=1670008844 user_id=3382




I always thought you were racist.  Where's your husband been?




I am NOT. He says I'm not teaching my babies diversity.





I've ALWAYS bought my kids dolls that look like them. So you're correct. He seems to have forgot

I can see his point. Toys should be educational or instill values.

DKG

#54
December 02, 2022, 08:08:49 PM
Quote from: "Shen Li" post_id=485696 time=1670011509 user_id=3389
Quote from: SCOUSE post_id=485691 time=1670010799 user_id=1728
I thought you people only ate rice and noodles anyway?





 ac_biggrin

I thought you people only ate blood sausages and sheep entrails.

Jellied eels and stargazy pie. :beurk:

DKG

#55
December 02, 2022, 08:10:27 PM
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=485724 time=1670013959 user_id=2845
KFC is crap now. They don't even have corn on the cob on the menu anymore.

I can't even remember the last time I had that greasy crap.

JOE

#56
December 02, 2022, 09:01:09 PM Last Edit: December 02, 2022, 09:07:13 PM by JOE
Quote from: DKG post_id=485858 time=1670029827 user_id=3390
Quote from: "Erica Mena" post_id=485724 time=1670013959 user_id=2845
KFC is crap now. They don't even have corn on the cob on the menu anymore.

I can't even remember the last time I had that greasy crap.


I love that kinda food.

I like greasy burgers & McDonald's fries.

Rich milkshakes too.

But its also very unhealthy food.

Maybe 5 to 6 times a year at very most.

Best eaten during the hot summer months when a person is active & can burn all that fat and calories off.



...def not recommended Winter food even for snacking.



Top much cholesterol & its bad for the arteries and heart. If eaten should be flushed out with veggies and fruit immediately afterwards along with a lengthy walk.

JOE

#57
December 02, 2022, 09:05:46 PM
Quote from: Blazor post_id=485813 time=1670023537 user_id=2221
Quote from: deadskinmask post_id=485807 time=1670022136 user_id=1582




no, man.... that girl is hot as fuck and her boyfriend is a beast.... we we're playing around and i told her 'girl.... you must be a microwave because i wanna get really high and put a baby in you'....  :laugh:


 :roll:



Damn, good Southern Women are hard to find these days! Especially ones that can cook AND look good!  :laugh:


Are most Southern women fat or overweight, Blazor?

Thiel

#58
December 03, 2022, 12:58:15 AM
Quote from: JOE post_id=485871 time=1670033146 user_id=97
Quote from: Blazor post_id=485813 time=1670023537 user_id=2221




 :roll:



Damn, good Southern Women are hard to find these days! Especially ones that can cook AND look good!  :laugh:


Are most Southern women fat or overweight, Blazor?

I am not overweight Jo Jo.
gay, conservative and proud

deadskinmask

#59
December 03, 2022, 08:55:40 AM
Quote from: Blazor post_id=485825 time=1670025098 user_id=2221
About how my Ladies rolled lol. Only girl I know that could burn a can of Spaghettios


the one i have now.... lol.... i love her to death BUT she set the kitchen on fire just flipping a porkchop.... i'm the designated cook at the house and all the women are scullery maids.... they wash and clean and sweep.... i make sure that we don't die of food poisoning or house fires....  :laugh:
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