You must insult the person above you.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Mixes vodka and brake fluid and calls it a maitai.

[Renegade Quark]

Thought miser.

[Prof Emeritus at Fawk U]

Wears scuba gear while showering.

[J E B Stuart]

Being quite the frugalist, enjoys re-chewing chewing gum he harvests from underneath countertops, tables and chairs.

Amen.

[Reggie Essent]

Makes chili with hamburger helper and taco bell sauces.

[Herman]

Looks down his nose at fine redneck chili.

[Reggie Essent]

Gets distracted watching cows walk away.

[Herman]

Calls my curvy coloured gals cows.

[Renegade Quark]

Refers to Applebee's as fine dining.

[Reggie Essent]

Harvests Applbee's dumpster leftovers to sell in his push cart on Saturdays.