10 Things you might not know about me.

[Anonymous]

I just wanna see if this rather bland and tiresome nurse actually HAS 10 things of any note or interest.

If you can keep your stirring to the designated section, I may even come up with 10 things.  

She's not a nurse.  You can call her Doctor Dinky.

Definitely not a name for Gynecologists (not that it's my field anyway).



"Doctor Dinky will be along shortly to examine your vagina, ma'am."  

Are you a physician Dinky Diana?

[Frood]

I just wanna see if this rather bland and tiresome nurse actually HAS 10 things of any note or interest.

If you can keep your stirring to the designated section, I may even come up with 10 things.  

She's not a nurse.  You can call her Doctor Dinky.

Definitely not a name for Gynecologists (not that it's my field anyway).



"Doctor Dinky will be along shortly to examine your vagina, ma'am."  

Are you a physician Dinky Diana?

Not practicing. I got sucked into academia then into a sort of journalism, and it's paid the bills since.

[Anonymous]

I just wanna see if this rather bland and tiresome nurse actually HAS 10 things of any note or interest.

If you can keep your stirring to the designated section, I may even come up with 10 things.  

She's not a nurse.  You can call her Doctor Dinky.

Definitely not a name for Gynecologists (not that it's my field anyway).



"Doctor Dinky will be along shortly to examine your vagina, ma'am."  

Are you a physician Dinky Diana?

Not practicing. I got sucked into academia then into a sort of journalism, and it's paid the bills since.

But you have the title though.

 ac_smile

[Bricktop]

Doctor Dinky?



I don't think so.



Nurse Nutcase has a better ring to it.

[Frood]

Release your bum cheeks and pull your pants up. I'm not that kind of physician.

[Bricktop]

You aren't ANY kind of physician...even the Victorian Medical Board has standards.

[Frood]

I'm happy to leave you to that set of assumptions.

[Bricktop]

I'm happy to retain them.



The thought that someone with the mentality of a nematode could in any way be responsible for the health and welfare of others is, really, quite terrifying.



Still, the occasional rogue gets through.

[RW]

10 more things you might not know about me:



1. I'm a closet math and science nerd to the point that I used to tutor on both fronts.



2. I post on the board from the shower.  Thank you Ziploc.



3. Back in my high school days, every winter after getting our first decent dump of snow, I would sculpt a large penis on a random road.



4. I ran away from home with my bestie when I was 16.  We slept under a bridge for one night, got scared and went back home.



5. I am the only one of my siblings who has never been arrested.



6. Animals love me.  I'm like Snow-fuckin-White!



7. A teacher wrote on my Kindergarten report card that I "lack patience with those who do not grasp concept as quickly as do."  



8. I was approached by a pimp in a mall when I was 16 and asked to consider prostitution.  He had a dragon tattoo on his head and the nicest penmanship I have ever seen.  I declined.



9. I have baby soft hair.



10. I make great sandwiches.

[keeper]

Thank you RW for getting this thread back on topic!!!!

[keeper]

Another 10 things!!



1. I am an exceptional chess player and was beaten by a girl today.



2. I eat Perogies with maple syrup.



3. Sometime in the near future my life will change drastically.



4. I have never voted in any election-and don't plan to



5. I have studied 3 years to be a Forestry Land/Wild life Conservationist.



6. I collect Original authentic Zippo Lighters from all over the world.



7. I am terrified of spiders!!



8. My best friend and i found a dead body in the North Saskatchewan River in a submerged car.



9. When i talk to people on Skype i use a voice changer to make my voice sound deeper.



10. I don't like people touching my hair.

[Anonymous]

Another 10 things!!



1. I am an exceptional chess player and was beating by a girl today.



2. I eat Porgies with maple syrup.



3. Sometime in the near future my life will change drastically.



4. I have never voted in any election-and don't plan to



5. I have studied 3 years to be a Forestry Land/Wild life Conservationist.



6. I collect Original authentic Zippo Lighters from all over the world.



7. I am terrified of spiders!!



8. My best friend and i found a dead body in the North Saskatchewan River in a submerged car.



9. When i talk to people on Skype i use a voice changer to make my voice sound deeper.



10. I don't like people touching my hair.

What the fuck are porgies?

[keeper]

Holy fuck i cant make a spelling mistake.



[size=200]Perogies[/size]

[Anonymous]

Holy fuck i cant make a spelling mistake.



[size=200]Perogies[/size]

You are allowed. I'm not big on perogies personally. My ex was Ukrainian. His baba was proud of her perogies.

[Frood]

Another 10 things!!



9. When i talk to people on Skype i use a voice changer to make my voice sound deeper.