Beach Season

[Renee]

Okay, sorry but this thread is primarily for the girls of the forum but if the guys have a perspective to add, by all means....



Summer is almost upon us and so are the dreaded swimsuit issues. From buying one that I am happy with, to wearing one, for me, they are like items delivered straight from hell to torture my body and my soul.  ac_crying



How many of you are comfortable in public with one on? For the first time in a long while I'll be spending the summer at the shore and I will have to wear a bathing suit in public. I've NEVER been fully comfortable with it, even as a child. With exception of very specific times and locations I have always dreaded putting one on and exposing myself to the real world. But I love the shore so I generally just grit my teeth and do what I need to do and try not to let my anxiety get in the way of having a good time. I was wondering if any of you have similar feelings and what do you do to cope with the problem? ac_dunno

 

Do you just say "fuck it" and let it fly, do you wear one grudgingly and cover yourself up as much as possible, do you avoid wearing one all together or do you have absolutely no problem with wearing one? We all know that women in general no matter what size you are, age or shape, have at least some body image issues and bathing suits seem to be a real hot button for our anxiety. it also might be worth discussing why we feel this way as well.



There; I started a thread so I don't have to get beat up. ac_sothere  I feel so much relief now.  ac_toofunny

Most of us have parts that aren't accentuated by a swatch of skin tight lyrica.



The truth is, nobody gives a shit.  People might look but you're forgotten 5 seconds later.  I wouldn't waste time worrying about what nobody gives a shit about.



Slap yourself in that bathing suit woman, admire your big ole rack, and head on down to Zerofucksgiven Beach.

Where is that exactly?



Not sure that's the the place to be. Sounds too much like a place where the sand is full of broken glass and used hypodermic needles.

Okay Plan B (not the morning after one either.)



Walk on that beach with your head held high.  Anyone who looks at you does so because they think your hot. Works for me :)

Okay, I will do that.  



But if you read in the news this summer that Greenpeace showed up on a New Jersey beach in hopes of mounting a rescue attempt for a beached beluga whale, it will be your fault.   ac_tongue

[RW]

but it will be a sexy beluga!

[Odinson]

Ex has a very buxom full figure and she looks awesome in a bikini..



Buddies know I picked her up because of her intelligence.  ac_dance  ac_toofunny

[Renee]

but it will be a sexy beluga!

It will be a hairy one too if I don't get off my ass and make an appointment to get waxed.   ac_toofunny

[ghost]

The way I see it, I love swimming. I love being in the water. I WILL NOT let my own stupid insecurities stop me from doing something I love. Even in my bigger days I still wore a bathing suit.



There are always going to be people who have the need to put others down for their body size. I say whatever. Get out there and have fun. Do what you love. Life is too short.

[Anonymous]

The way I see it, I love swimming. I love being in the water. I WILL NOT let my own stupid insecurities stop me from doing something I love. Even in my bigger days I still wore a bathing suit.



There are always going to be people who have the need to put others down for their body size. I say whatever. Get out there and have fun. Do what you love. Life is too short.

The beach is likely part of your regular routine in Mexico ghost?

[ghost]

The beach is likely part of your regular routine in Mexico ghost?

I like the Cenotes better. More shade, clearer water for snorkeling, and tons of those funny little fish that eat the dead skin off my feet.

[Anonymous]

The beach is likely part of your regular routine in Mexico ghost?

I like the Cenotes better. More shade, clearer water for snorkeling, and tons of those funny little fish that eat the dead skin off my feet.

I had no idea what a cenote was.

 ac_blush

They look so beautiful..



You are fortunate.

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[ghost]

The Cenotes are beautiful. Peaceful and relaxing. The perfect place to go swimming.

[Renee]

The beach is likely part of your regular routine in Mexico ghost?

I like the Cenotes better. More shade, clearer water for snorkeling, and tons of those funny little fish that eat the dead skin off my feet.

I had no idea what a cenote was.

 ac_blush

They look so beautiful..



You are fortunate.

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Not to be morbid or anything but it's my understanding that the Mayans used to throw people into those sink holes as human sacrifice. For decades it was thought that the "cult of the cenote" was a myth until human remains and personal belongings were found at the bottom of some of them. I guess that explains the fish eating the dead skin off of Ghost's feet.  ac_toofunny



In fact I think any remains or artifacts found at the bottom of a cenote in the Yucatan are protected under the UNESCO Convention that protects underwater cultural heritage sites.

[ghost]

I have no problem with morbid if it keeps me cool.



Actually a 14 year old boy drowned in the cenote by my place a few weeks ago. He dived down, got stuck in a cave, and the riptide pulled him right in. It was pretty sad.

[Bricktop]

but it will be a sexy beluga!

It will be a hairy one too if I don't get off my ass and make an appointment to get waxed.   ac_toofunny

Uh oh. Down at the salon "Red Alert. Break out the overalls, blowtorches and angle grinders. Renee is on her way"!!

[Odinson]

Renee and ghost got alot of guts showing up in a beach wearing a bikini.

[keeper]

Renee and ghost got alot of guts showing up in a beach wearing a bikini.

im sure they look better then your wrinkly old ass STFU

[Odinson]

Renee and ghost got alot of guts showing up in a beach wearing a bikini.

im sure they look better then your wrinkly old ass STFU

Not that old.