Flynn is Bastard Factory property

[Anonymous]

Poor Flyn, s/he is at Bastard Factory being treated like a substitute teacher. Those dumb kids are not teachable, they are not capable of conversing without pics and gifs. Typing in complete sentences is going over their pointy heads.



It's a Sisyphus task.



Why is Flyn doing it, charity work?

Flynn tries too hard with his trolling..



He would be more effective if he knew when to stop.

[Anonymous]

You talking to me Bargearse?

Was there any doubt in that heroin addled brain of yours that my comments were directed right at your shiny forehead Mr. STD?

Nah. I'd need to have Hec C for that, surely. Apparently I gave it all to Cacksur though.

Nice fucking deflection Mr. Looking for a "Sugar Mama." Why are you including some gap-toothed Australian Senior Citizen? Incidently, Caskur is light years ahead of you when it comes to the "lulz."

That doesn't mean anything. Flange was purportedly a shared handle, according to the posts coming out of the account. Maybe it was one of your other multiple personalities that got inducted.

Now it doesn't mean anything? So basically the crux of your baseless and obscure poetic prose about me doing "all those things" then should be null and void seeing I never agreed to be some online dirtbag.



Speaking of "personalities." Don't you still hold some unforgotten record for having the most alts tied to one forum? Spare me your shit tasting rhetoric. Anything you "accuse me of" you and your "geriatric posse" have already done it in spades.

I know no such thing. Doomsday was himself a minor player in The Legion until he was ejected unceremoniously from the group for being a panel abusing shitweasel. The only thing I don't recall about that was whether it was Evil Blood or myself who kicked his ass to the curb, as it happened more or less around the time when I took over the running of the operation.

Yet, here you are posting on a subject you even admit to not knowing. And right on cue, here you go having to start bragging about shit no one but you cares about. Who gives one flying Jewish fuck if you finished off Doomsday. He had made so many enemies that Evil Blood, Ladr, The Iron Duke and Oranje were conspiring to give Doomsday a Caesar send off. The common denominator here is that no matter the subject matter you have to publicly self-promote yourself like some brainless dickhead that doesn't know a flame from the hole in the wall.

Regardless, you were inducted right before my reign as Head Wallah of the BH trolling arm. I know for fact I'd never have inducted you, you were (and still are) easily trolled crap and barely a rung or two up the ladder from the likes of Mudcock in trolling ability. Bear in mind I am being generous here; your A-game was handing out photos of pretty faces and expecting everyone to fall on the mat at your feet.

Again, with no facts to back up any kind of claims against me, you resort to talking about your idiotic self once more. If you "were so in charge" why weren't you consulted? Because no one gave a fuck about your opinion then or now. I was the next generation of flamers that shoved you old time fucktards that liked to spew P.I. and such into your own little corner out of the way of foot traffic. You and the "old timers" thought that posting gore, scat and beastiality pictures was top-notch flaming. Even those in your own ranks got tired of your bullshit. How many fucking times do you need to "Denial of Service" a certain forum?



As far as my "picture" goes, that has nothing to do with my flaming and trolling capabilities. You on the other hand flash your picture and the net goes dark. For someone who looks like a dogs ass with tumors riddled all over it you shouldn't the first one talking about "pictures."

Yeah yeah, go slam your dick in your truck door a few more times Helga. You couldn't hang with the rest and that's all there is to it. Shit, even Feralbiatch lasted longer than you and she couldn't keep her own underpants clean for the selfies she was handing out.

"Hang?"  With the likes of you and your ilk? I just assume let Redneck and Emmy sodomize me with your dick covered in Hep C sauce than run with a pack of mentally stunted "grown men."



Feral, huh? Yes. What about Feral? Perhaps you'd like to explain to me why Rotty wanted you and another poster to make introductions? If I were you i'd keep my fucking mouth shut tight about "Feralbiatch."

Your admission in the quote above just tripped yourself up, right there. The only people who ever got to see that forum were the people inducted into it, therefore your denial of being inducted is a flat out lie. I already knew it was, after all I was there when you were mincing about attempting to pass yourself off as Boss for running away.

You moron. I never stated "I never went into the reg room." It just shows right there as you try to springboard off on something I posted that you have no fucking idea what the fuck went on. After years of being a drug addict what's left of your brain matter must look like shredded cheese.



Another point you so happen to omit or you just "forgot" was my very public thread about "opting out" of the blue regs because I never agreed. That's fact. Everyone knows that's what happened. No number of your unimaginative airclaims will ever change that.

And neither did Legion. The only burn victims we ever trolled were chumps of a caliber with flaming abilities way beyond your pay grade and the absolute worst we ever did was rope-a-dope some gays and lesbians before deciding Brawl Hall wasn't worth the effort and striking out on our own, raiding random sites (like Alpacanova's forum) and pointing the traffic at whoever we felt like pointing it at. No shame in you admitting you weren't equal to that task. Hell, even Bricktop decided he couldn't hack the heat he was getting from an irate Doomsday and walked from his duties as red reg and Legion troll rather than face the incessant whining from the BH owner about "divided loyalties" or some such bullshit. Kind of like Bonesaw was getting for his admin slot at FT in fact, which is just one of the many reasons Sperging Groundz gets painted as an inferior BH clone.

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Really? So, what you really want is an excuse to talk about SG and such? Jesus fucking Christ. No one cares about what your opinons are about some shit that hapoened more than 10 years ago. Why must you always bring up the past with your narrative always slanting in your favor?



Go get fucked with your sordid obsession with SG and any female that has scorned you online.

They want you back there apparently. Saw a thread from Flea mewling that you'd been unbanned and would you kindly present yourself for more rounds of spelunking Jersey Gurl's cocksocket. They'll take anyone they can get it seems and I'm sure you'll forget all about your aversion to DDSSing non-flaming forums and doxxing their inhabitants there in a heartbeat

Why the fuck are you even worried about what the fuck is going on with me and the SG? How the fuck does that even fucking pertain to your day to day activities?



Go fuck yourself Football Mouth. I have never or will ever dox or ddos a forum. Quit trying to make me part of your circus filled with retards that take online forums way too fucking serious.

[Anonymous]

Poor Flyn, s/he is at Bastard Factory being treated like a substitute teacher. Those dumb kids are not teachable, they are not capable of conversing without pics and gifs. Typing in complete sentences is going over their pointy heads.



It's a Sisyphus task.



Why is Flyn doing it, charity work?

Flynn tries too hard with his trolling.

That old fart doesn't try at all. The same boring shit he has been spamming boards with for fifteen years.

[Anonymous]

Really? Talk about your two bit forums, Bastard Factory takes the biscuit there. I ran into him over at Flame Truth. Was actually coaching him into something more original than yourself or the shmucks you like to sling your blonde bimbette pics at. He was making good progress too until I took my sabbatical from that forum and Sperging Groundz refugees started flooding in and teaching him bad habits. Had him pining for my return in fact. If I'd known I might have wandered back from here a little sooner.

Again with the "pictures?" Please. Try another fucking tactic you tactile nimrod. You were "coaching" SSS? On what? How to be the one and only shit stain? He was "doing good?" Are you fucking serious? SSS is nothing more than a humbled gif and picture spammer. You know it. I know it.



Don't blame an influx of megatards on the fact SSS is not teachable. Talking to him is like having a conversation with a broken down brick wall that has seen better days. You can't teach the undeniably stupid.

[Anonymous]

Wrong. He wasn't elite any more than you were. He was very upset he was never considered good enough for Legion and you trying to elevate him beyond your own status in that refard says more about you than it does him. As for me... hell, I was considered elite to the point that people were falling over themselves should I show up at their forum. Quite frankly I found it personally embarrassing, moreove insulting when it transpired that I was expected to put my acumen at the disposal of lesser people who were too lazy to get off their fat arses and create their own notoriety, preferring instead to piggyback off mine.

More faggot confetti from you. Do you ever get fucking get tired of tooting your own horn lodged in your ass? Well, tell me Mr. Meltdown X 5 = YuO. How is it possible you think you're the be all end all of flaming? You had plenty of help with most of your "exploits" you like to so often brag about. So. Did you do all that big bd damage by yourself or did you have a team behind you?

[Anonymous]

But you asked what happened to us. Well I'm not prepared to speak for SSS of course, though I can guess based on what I know happened to me. Quite simply, "you did". You and the hordes of other unimaginative wankers who saw the scene and decided to mince about it like retarded stepchildren, latching on to the legs of your betters and attempting to curry favour by fondling our nuts and lending your shrill cries of "my hero pwnt you" to anyone we happened to be engaged in flaming at the time. What should have been threads jam packed with killer ,material rapidly degenerated into cheersquads of lackluster Emmyays, Serafutas, Cacksurs, Jersey Gurls and Flanges, none of whom could flame worth a fuck and were therefore not worth wasting the minimal effort on. Especially when throwing out an A-game from a true talent invariably resulted in that same material being seized upon and syndicated by a bunch of fifth grader dropouts, many of whom would cry bitterly is you so much as pointed out they could barely type in the language they were quoting.



Kind of like you've done in your post to me in fact. All very well and good to wail about an elite not making the effort, but you'd want to have something of your own worth putting you in their league. And you never did.

I believe the word you're looking for is "obsolete." My generation brought intelligence, style and flash. You fucking relics would rather fight amongst yourselves on whose turn it was to suck off Bishop Doomsday. Not only that, you ancient fucks would pine over "women" you've never ever met. Couple of of you swamp rats actually entertained the idea of "meeting" these "women." You fucks, inebriated on Metamucil turned BH into your own personal dating forum.

[Anonymous]

*sealed with a kiss*

Dear Flynn,



Everyday I used to read your posts. We were supposed to be best e-friends. You were supposed to be able to trust me. You should have been able to expect that I would never say this to you. But every day I would watch you make your posts, and I would think to myself, "this girl is beautiful, this girl is wonderful, this girl is everything I've ever wanted." And I've been looking around, trying to find something better, but I can't. You're just to close, too eerily close to everything I've ever wanted. Too elegant, too smart, too funny, too willing to laugh at my horrible jokes...to willing to *hug* me and *touch me there* and tell me everything would be alright. And I know that you're not supposed to feel the same way. That I'm not supposed to feel this way...



But Jesus, things never seem to work out how we plan them. And I'm just typing here, hoping, praying, that in some dark, secret part of your mind you've felt this way too. That when you see me putting your name into the search query under "Who's Online", you caught my eye, and saw that I had so hopelessly fallen in love with you, and thought..."maybe this could work, maybe this won't be just another terrible thread, maybe we are meant to be more than we are." And so now I'm just typing here, hoping...praying that everything will be alright. That everything will always be alright. And if you say, "No, it was never meant to be", then I'll understand. I'll get it. I'll know exactly what you mean. And I'll move on. I'll get off the internet and get right up from my chair. But I won't ever be able to talk to you again. Because we can't be friends. I wouldn't -- no couldn't -- be your friend anymore. And I couldn't promise you that things wouldn't be awkward after tonight. Because you would know, and I would know, that I had fallen in love with you, and that you had said "no", and that you didn't feel the same way.



But it would be alright. Everything would be fine. We would move on, we would find new friends, we would get by for a while I guess...and then we would forget. And we would be...happy...without each other.



But I have to know if there's a chance. If there's a thought in your mind that this could ever work, then you have to say "yes". We have to try, we have to give it a chance. Because this could be too much of something to not even try. And so now I'm sitting here...hoping and praying...for that ...glimmer of a chance...that will compel you to say "yes".



Yours,



J. Highwind

[Anonymous]

Hey Highwind, are you a fruit. Flynn is a fat old man.

[Biggie Smiles]

How many fucking times do you need to "Denial of Service" a certain forum?

Oh please. This is Stunt Cunt we're talking about here. The only thing he's capable of executing a Denial of Service on with any measure of success is his own broken genitalia.



But I damn sure know toothpaste has been denying him service since birth given the fact that his teeth look like a fucking compass





Other than that, this was one class A cunting



Hey Clump, you're doing almost as awful here as you are in the thread where I'm fashioning your face into finger painted shit art. Up your fucking game as you're starting to look as helpless as a guppy in a shark tank



in other words. Do better you fucking spazz

[Anonymous]

SSS posted some literate movie reviews in FT. That was progress.

[Anonymous]

Was there any doubt in that heroin addled brain of yours that my comments were directed right at you

There still is. I'm starting to thing there must be someone else getting about with my nym and that you have confused me for them.

Nice fucking deflection Mr. Looking for a "Sugar Mama." Why are you including some gap-toothed Australian Senior Citizen?

Maybe because you are flinging about material which to all intents and purposes is a carbon copy of hers.

Incidently, Caskur is light years ahead of you when it comes to the "lulz."

At her own expense.

Now it doesn't mean anything? So basically the crux of your baseless and obscure poetic prose about me doing "all those things" then should be null and void seeing I never agreed to be some online dirtbag.

Ahhh, now that IS the question now, isn't it? What if I told you I nailed your precious swampdonkey to the wall on the back of similar contradictory allegations because she was too outraged to spot them in the first place?  ac_dance

Speaking of "personalities." Don't you still hold some unforgotten record for having the most alts tied to one forum?

Probably not. For all the thousands of nyms I've operated under, there's maybe a score or two of accounts that I've created in the last quarter of a century. And very few of those were ever "shared" which is really what I'm laughing at the Flange handle for.



People could tell when mine were being shared. Jowels knew within two posts after I had stepped down from BH admin and the regs group at BH and handed my login credentials to Sublime. Wasted no time in screaming it from the top of her lungs, much to old Wheeliebin's chagrint, he'd only just got through reminding everyone "once a reg, always a reg" and had to de-reg mu account literally withing minutes of re-regging it. Neither Sublime nor I had to announce the share to anyone, we had a fat squealing piggie to do that for us. Needless to say it was a very redfaced `@_ who promptly set about promising everyone that I'd be back in there soon. He kept that charade up for three weeks before he switched gears and started crapping on about what a menace I was because it was obvious I wasn't returning to his in-crowd.



Or take your buddy the Swampdonkey. She screams blue bloody murder whenever I show up in someone elses accont. Or Jersey Gurl, who has taken to foaming and frothing at the mouth when I pop on in to Sperging Groundz using a pre-arranged proxy to the point he's apparently even turned those off for weeks at a stretch. That's quite a contrast to poor old Flange, trumpeting from the rafters how an entire committee is putting together posts for that particular account and nobody giving a fuck due to their overall ineffectiveness.

Spare me your shit tasting rhetoric. Anything you "accuse me of" you and your "geriatric posse" have already done it in spades.

So you admit to being an unoriginal copycat then. Tell me something I don't know.

Yet, here you are posting on a subject you even admit to not knowing.

I know more about it than you apparently know, or are prepared for others to know.

And right on cue, here you go having to start bragging about shit no one but you cares about. Who gives one flying Jewish fuck if you finished off Doomsday.

Not me, that's for sure, but it does seem to be grinding your gears that I've mentioned his name. Up to and including the point where you're entertaining the notion I somehow finished him off? He was already finished off, long before any of us got to Brawl Hall. Permanently crippled from the waist down, running porn sites like an afro-american equivalent of Larry Flint from his grandma's COUCH and completely incapable of getting a boner up to jerk off to any of it. And all of it fell in a screaming heap when he courted the idea of letting the door open to mewling retards such as yourself. People who flocked in to play cheerleader and showpony routines, copycatting the moves of their betters (poorly) and generally turning the place into a gay mardi-gras congaline of reach arounds until everyone with a modicum of self respect and talent flew the coop, leaving you clowns to your own devices... with the inevitable result.



Dicklipsday finished himself off. Mind you, he didn't have far to go after the accident and all, but throwing his lot in with you after the talent had started washing their hands of him certainly sped matters up considerably for the spedhead.

Again, with no facts to back up any kind of claims against me

The onus is on you to prove it's a lie, if you really feel that strongly about it. I've no reason to lie about anything in this matter since you're already accepted as little better than a walking cocksocket and even if you weren't, I've scarcely nothing to gain or lose by not telling it how it is. Whereas you have everything to lose if you don't talk your part in it up. Because "Muhh repyootayyyyshun!" Fucked if I know why you latter day spannerheads place so much stock in them, are your lives really that empty and unrewarding that inventing lurid artistic license on events that "nobody but you gives a fuck about" is the only thing you have left to cling to?

If you "were so in charge" why weren't you consulted?

Derp, because I wasn't running the show when it happened and it was done and dusted by the time I took over the running from EB. Doesn't mean I wasn't appraised of the events after the fact and more that was told to me through multiple independent sources agrees with the narrative than what you're putting out. Not the carbon copy cookie cutter crap of a horde of munchkins operating from the same bulletpoint list either, but individual pieces of a jigsaw puzzle that formed a coherent, logical structure when put together. And from the unfocused and wild ad hominems you're throwing out. I'm getting the distinct impression of a Caskur-styled character whose nose is so put out its delusions of grandeur in the flaming community have been called into question and are in imminent peril of being exposed for the empty bluster and hot air they assuredly are.

Because no one gave a fuck about your opinion then or now.

Then what are you doing getting so hot under the collar about it. Seems to me that if nobody cared, you'd have said your piece and moved on. Possibly not even bothered with that small consideration in the first place.

I was the next generation of flamers

You were never a flamer. You never gave the impression of understanding what flaming was, much less practicing it. That's probably why you ended up at Sperging Groundz. Pretty much most of them never had any clue of what it was either. If I had to guess there's only myself, Freud, Bonesaw and Bricktop left who ever understood how the game was played and pretty much to a man we none of us bother with it any more because the tards have taken over the short blue bus, but have yet to figure out how the dashboard cigarette lighter works.



Well okay, one or two of you figured out if you plugged your Crapple products into it, you could google the Wayback Machine for random entries to throw about. That makes you parrots, not flamers.

You and the "old timers" thought that posting gore, scat and beastiality pictures was top-notch flaming.

Maybe once or twice, but like all things it gets old and ineffective when used all the time. Kinda like the excessive reliance on other, decades old material that you yourself have been known to parrot off. There comes a point where what once was killer material becomes filler, and like it or not, filler is all you ever brought to the table. This is why you are not a flamer.

Even those in your own ranks got tired of your bullshit.

Ever hold up the mirror to "your own" material? Want to tell me again how many years your bullshit has been run up the mast? Any clues as to why I or anyone else with any flaming acumen no longer salute it as we once did?



It's because it's old material. Any potency it might have once enjoyed evaporated long before you got your chubby grease stained fingers on it and fumbled it into an edit box. You want to know why I regard SSS in a class above you, it's because he got a grasp on that notion and started getting creative with new material. Stuff he came up with on his own. Trouble is that without someone practiced in the art of creativity, he was forced instead to deal with your "next generation of flamers" and as like as not cottoned on to the fact that he was effectively doing all your homework for you and your lazy-assed pompom fetishists. I wouldn't be at all surprised if he had said "fuck it" and reverted to type. After all, it's way easier to put on a cassette of someone else's greatest hits than it is to come up with a tape of your own.



But then you already know as much. Likely it's the reason why you slipped up earlier and admitted to plagiarising from the very people you call "old and tired".

How many fucking times do you need to "Denial of Service" a certain forum?

See below.

[Anonymous]

As far as my "picture" goes, that has nothing to do with my flaming and trolling capabilities.

Probably due to you not having any to associate it with.

You on the other hand flash your picture and the net goes dark.

Caskur getting in the way of your light source most probably. I make it a habit of dropping my picture every once in a while to give her a little relief from the hemorrhoids I've punted the length of her digestive tract. She's the closest thing to a multimedia flamer this site has on its members list as far as I can tell, and just like SirSuperSouthern I am keed to see her improve. Losing the hate would be a good start, but I don't hold out much hope for her doing that after I gave her that serve for peddling what she thought was V-Agent's PI over at The Retard Farm, or indeed the amount of times she spammed ATVile's name up and down the boards there, putting him and his fledgling business in potential jeopardy from the sorts of PI mining non-flamers you hang about with.

For someone who looks like a dogs ass with tumors riddled all over it you shouldn't the first one talking about "pictures."

I can and I will. That picture you trotted about BH did not impress any of the old timers and not just because we hadn't seen better in our travels. You were attention whoring, pure and simple. With nothing else worth noting on offer, you threw up what you thought would be your magic bullet, only to find out it was largely a dud. I imagine the biggest problem was that it was way too goopy and imbecilic to warrant any real attention as chop material and with the utter lack of any personality worth commending you there was no way known in hell of you following in Lady Filthmuck's, Mistress de Sade's or Cassandra Curse's footsteps. Shit, even Dopemong was more interested in mooning after Feral than he was you... and this was after she had outed herself as having effectively taken over her daughter's posting duties.

"Hang?"  With the likes of you and your ilk? I just assume let Redneck and Emmy sodomize me with your dick covered in Hep C sauce than run with a pack of mentally stunted "grown men."

Invitation to grammar-lame you noted (the phrase you were fumbling for was "I'd just as soon let...") along with your Dicklipsday cries of "don't wanna" after it being proven you never made the grade for the option. Ahhh, and another Hep C reference. How many hands did it pass through before it got to you again?



See here's the thing; I doubt Redneck or even Emmmyay would invite you to their social circles at this point, but as Steve Perry once squeaked "don't stop believin'". Talentless as you assuredly are and reduced to parroting off others flames (including I note with some sense of why amusement, my own), I still cannot see my way clear to wishing you the ignominy of vanishing up your own dick the next time you're pulling you're stretching your foreskin over your head in the attempt to view something flameworthy directly. Far better you muddle your way through your life, pretending supremacy over all you survey and continuing to get your stool pushed in when your dungfunnel is impaled on the doorknobs of forums and the dicks of long distance lorry drivers at truck stops. All to the cheers of social media acquaintances. All that anal pain you endure... there has to be a reward in there somewhere for it.



Not the existence I would choose for anyone, but I guess someone has to live it, if only to serve as an example for those of us equipped to seek better.

Feral, huh? Yes. What about Feral? Perhaps you'd like to explain to me why Rotty wanted you and another poster to make introductions? If I were you i'd keep my fucking mouth shut tight about "Feralbiatch."

Two contradictory challenges in the same breath? My my, you really ARE foaming at the gills, aren't you?



I don't mind. Fact is I already explained the circumstances surrounding it, innumerable times in fact and you are welcome to beseech the hive mind for references to them. Though I doubt they are going to issue you anything authoritative, particularly not anything regarding my posts at Chat Chimps where I was actually defending him against the allegations that eventually led to him leaving BH entirely. I won't pretend for a moment that his discussions with me were entirely without reason to reach for the barf bag, but they certainly didn't constitute what you and your friends insisted he must have been guilty of, hastily pointing to me for validation and completely ignoring the answer because it didn't mesh with the "hilarious" accusations you decided sounded way more interesting.



I even made the point to Flea back when she and I were chummy that for all the allegations levelled against him, the only ones that appeared to hold any water were those relating to my conversations with him and the reports filtering down from the site Bumspud and HC traced though his email address. Nowhere did anyone ever pony up proof that he actually involved himself in any illegal physical interactions and I do not blame Cronus and Fash one bit for the rule against making such accusations here. Not that any of this stopped Flea on her first outing here... I seem to recall her calling him "Chester" as she ragequit.



And even if it were otherwise, so what? The guy was forced into an effective exile way longer than any prison sentence reserved for those reprobates proven guilty of what he was accused of by the members of Chat Chimps, the ~T~D~T~, Brawl Hall and fuck knows where else. Even if he were guilty of it and we knew it to be the case, he'd have served his time many times over for it... yet  here you are, challenging me to tell you all about it while mysteriously wanting me to simultaneously remain silent.



I can guess your play here; you want to invoke the accusation formed at FC for the purposes of laying the blame for it squarely at my doorstep. But heaven forbid me from providing an unfettered accounting of how the accusation got hijacked out of something infinitely less damaging to a child's upbringing. It wouldn't do at all if I should (yet again) argue the case against calling him what FC decided was a fair thing.



Come to think of it, I seem to recall it was one of those "new generation of flamers" who carried the day. You know, the ones who equate flaming to ruining your opponent. For the lulz. Isn't that what you do?

Your admission in the quote above just tripped yourself up, right there. The only people who ever got to see that forum were the people inducted into it, therefore your denial of being inducted is a flat out lie. I already knew it was, after all I was there when you were mincing about attempting to pass yourself off as Boss for running away.

You moron. I never stated "I never went into the reg room."

The Legion Forum wasn't in the reg room, it was a completely different forum entirely. You had an account there. I saw it. Ergo, you were inducted.

Another point you so happen to omit or you just "forgot" was my very public thread about "opting out" of the blue regs because

Because you wanted to pass yourself off as being too good for them. I remember seeing you mince about the regs room afterwards saying exactly that. That's when I checked the Legion forum and saw that you did indeed hold an account there and that it had been accessed during the short time of your tenure there. No sweat, it was a password protected forum, changing the password was all it took to lock you out in case you got any bright ideas of sneaking back in to score brownie points for your legless puppetmaster.

And neither did Legion. The only burn victims we ever trolled were chumps of a caliber with flaming abilities way beyond your pay grade and the absolute worst we ever did was rope-a-dope some gays and lesbians before deciding Brawl Hall wasn't worth the effort and striking out on our own, raiding random sites (like Alpacanova's forum) and pointing the traffic at whoever we felt like pointing it at. No shame in you admitting you weren't equal to that task. Hell, even Bricktop decided he couldn't hack the heat he was getting from an irate Doomsday and walked from his duties as red reg and Legion troll rather than face the incessant whining from the BH owner about "divided loyalties" or some such bullshit. Kind of like Bonesaw was getting for his admin slot at FT in fact, which is just one of the many reasons Sperging Groundz gets painted as an inferior BH clone.

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Really? So, what you really want is an excuse to talk about SG and such? Jesus fucking Christ. No one cares about what your opinons are about some shit that hapoened more than 10 years ago. Why must you always bring up the past with your narrative always slanting in your favor?

No reason, other than anchoring the narrative in reality as opposed to the wild flights of fantasy that you and your crew are forever pushing in the hopes of appearing "normal" and "reasonable". I know you aren't either;  for all the wailing about PI doxxers, hackers and such from the old days, it's really little more than a smokescreen to draw away from your group's current efforts, particularly when they can be compared to ten year old events you apparently care nothing for, but will ape endlessly nonetheless.

[Anonymous]

It used to be you'd accuse the old guard of shitbaggery and excuse your own efforts as a kind of "live by the sword, die by the sword" ethic. Then when it became fashionable to "punch a nazi" because "they deserve it" it was only a quick hop step and a jump to widen the overton window to include literally everyone you didn't like and no onus of proof was required of you to show how you had arrived at any particular target.



Problem being that you've done exactly what you've accused your predecessors of doing, so I'm not at all surprised at finding you suddenly reluctant to have them referenced. If my telling it like it was and is is slanting the narrative in my favour, it's only because you and your cohorts have sperged so far off the reservation that anything even remotely grounded in reality is obscene to you. Suck it up, you should have no problem doing that with your talent for sucking.

Go get fucked with your sordid obsession with SG and any female that has scorned you online.

You mean the site that was constructed specifically with the aim of keeping me out? The site that has tried ever so hard on numerous accasions to get me to register in spite of this? The site currently encouraging both you and Jersey Gurl to make complete tits of yourself in my presence while thread after trophy thread is erected there in my honour? The site paid for by an ex I had to block on Facebook, who actively tried to sick Martini, Bricktop and SirSuper Southern on me and is now openly begging Freud for my clemency? That site?



Funny, if my responding to all the above is obsession, what does that say about the rest of you?

Why the fuck are you even worried about what the fuck is going on with me and the SG? How the fuck does that even fucking pertain to your day to day activities?

It doesn't. I just know it winds you up like buggery.  

Go fuck yourself Football Mouth.

I surely wouldn't need to fake my orgasms, that's for sure. Careful with those references to my old nicks by the way, I'm already iconic enough as it is under the sum cun`T banner.

I have never or will ever dox or ddos a forum. Quit trying to make me part of your circus filled with retards that take online forums way too fucking serious.

Considering that I too have never doxxed or DDoSed a forum, yet you are attempting to lump me in with those who would, I'd say you have about as many legs as Terry to stand on here.



Especially since you are already visibly a part of a certain circus filled with retards that take online forums way too fucking serious and end up doing exactly that to people who've never engaged in such activities.

SSS has a built in fuck up clock that counts down every time he joins a new forum. Eventually he will post something that needs to be removed due to it being a major liability to the management.

I gathered it was more a case of getting tired of the lacklustre efforts of those present. Consider; he got up in my grille over at FT and for quite some months he and I were trading scrollbombs back and forth. Before too long he'd hauled himself out of the whole "rehash the re-run" scenario that the less enlightened among us shovel about like so much manure and was throwing stuff at me that was not only original and therefore challenging, but highly entertaining and engaging as well. The lack of a bunch of spammers clogging up the works with their drivel no doubt helped this.



Then I took a break around October, during which time Sperging Groundz had one of its patented fracturings and a bunch of its refugees set up camp in FT. Jersey Gurl was one of them. The usual round of berating the admin to wipe out their opponent (SSS) ensued, complaints about dodgy pictures was the biggest thing they were moaning about. Typical latter day "flamer"/"trolling" antics where instead of taking the opponent on with stuff designed to interest them, the banhammer must be brought to bear to deplatform them. Because somehow depleting the posting pool is Win.



I wouldn't be at all surprised if SSS posted the stuff that got him banned from FT as a handy out to keep from being bored by them. The people he came to fence with at FT were on sabbatical and in their place a bunch of mooks who wanted him corraled and leashed because not even a group of them could take him on, never mind one on one.

I've heard of SSS, but I've never seen him post anywhere.

No reason you should have. He and Bricktop used to post at some forum decades ago (I believe it was called Enter The Abyss) and showed up at Brawl Hall around the same time as each other. Last I recall of his output there was he had been attempting (successfully as it happened) to get me to agree to a multimedia callout between a bunch of us that included himself, Martini and Pickles on one team, Evil Blood, Cassandra Curse and myself on the other. My team entered three separate posts (three songs, one of them a video of the muppet Elmo mocking the absence of any contribution from the other team) and plans were already in the works to dump another two into the thread when the callout ended in a disqualification due to the opposing team's non participation. Cass and Evil Blood left BH not long after that and I scaled my own activities back there too. I believe SSS lost all interest in BH around then, since there wasn't a great deal of point in interacting with the more active posters at that point, being that they were largely non-flaming garbage who would only cry for your banning when you got the better of them in any exchange.

Really? Talk about your two bit forums, Bastard Factory takes the biscuit there. I ran into him over at Flame Truth. Was actually coaching him into something more original than yourself or the shmucks you like to sling your blonde bimbette pics at. He was making good progress too until I took my sabbatical from that forum and Sperging Groundz refugees started flooding in and teaching him bad habits. Had him pining for my return in fact. If I'd known I might have wandered back from here a little sooner.

Again with the "pictures?" Please. Try another fucking tactic you tactile nimrod. You were "coaching" SSS? On what? How to be the one and only shit stain? He was "doing good?" Are you fucking serious? SSS is nothing more than a humbled gif and picture spammer. You know it. I know it.



Don't blame an influx of megatards on the fact SSS is not teachable. Talking to him is like having a conversation with a broken down brick wall that has seen better days. You can't teach the undeniably stupid.

^Wise words from the undeniably stupid? You would be one of the non-flaming pieces of garbage I was only just telling Fash about. SSS has been an adversary of mine for close on two decades now and until only recently was fairly predictable in his attacks and therefore not much of a challenge. That began to change at FT, he started thinking for himself and making the effort to interest his opponent, which is a crucial part of any flamer's game.



"So what" you say, before launching off into some excuse that you are obviously interesting me enough to reply to your drool. "Not the same" is my reply. I was finding myself increasingly intrigued as to what SSS would come up with next, found it refreshing that his unfiltered, politically incorrect deviousness was being channeled into new and unexplored avenues. Without the overabundance of megatards encouraging his mental laziness, he was being entertaining in a manner you are probably not aware of.

How is it possible you think you're the be all end all of flaming?

I don't. That's your mistake, thinking that I do or did.

You had plenty of help with most of your "exploits" you like to so often brag about.

Incorrect. A good many of my "exploits" have been conducted in the face of overwhelming opposition and I've waged them completely solo. I learned long ago that in the arena of flaming and trolling, adopting a group-based approach instead of flying solo is actually more of a liability than an asset, a chain only ever being as strong as its weakest link.



Facing down two and a half highly populated sites without a single compadre to share the "burden" might sound impressive to some, but it's actually way more easy than it sounds since a weakness in any single individual of the group can be exploited to great effect against the group. We saw that when Sperging Groundz's highly talked up "Flame Prodigy" Oak, who had been lionized endlessly for her "prowess" by the management there suddenly went completely sideways, screaming about PI abuse when I chopped a photo she had made public domain elsewhere (at CBT as I found out later), ultimately leading to a split among the SG ranks.

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I wasn't even gunning for that outcome mind you. I hadn't (and still haven't) spoken to Oak directly on any forum that I'm aware of, I merely fired an opening salvo across her portly bow. And caused a spergfest over there in the process that cleft the site in twain. I managed it with absolutely no assistance and with no prompting to do so. No team, just me having a little harmless fun against the champion of a site which was specifically set up to keep me the fuck out, such is the antipathy directed my way from a few of them there.



So if that kind of ability makes me the be-all end-all of flaming in your eyes, well and good, but kindly don't go projecting your hero worship on to me. Same goes for your insistence I must be bragging when in actual fact I am but relating the tale of an exploit that while mildly amusing personally, really spoke more to the inability of others to hang than anything on my part.



Have I worked on teams before? Sure. Have they had success? Some have, some have not. The thing is, if I'm ever on a team, I'll make no secret of it being a team, though I know full well that mooks like you will hold me personally responsible for the efforts of that team, even though my own efforts be negligible or even non-existent. I figured out why too; people like you need a reputation to drag from your opponents, only I'm old school enough not to be overly worried about a rep, certainly not when it's getting hauled through the mud by a bunch of NPCs.



You should have figured that much out from the "here now, gone tomorrow" aspect of the myriad of nyms I've branded my various accounts with over the quarter of a century or more I've been posting to forums. Or my extended stint at Infinity-chan where I employed precisely no nyms whatsoever.

I believe the word you're looking for is "obsolete." My generation brought intelligence, style and flash.

And presumably left it in your Strawberry Shitcake lunchboxes the whole time. Ever think of asking a grownup to open the box for you so you might have shared it with the class?

You fucking relics would rather fight amongst yourselves on whose turn it was to suck off Bishop Doomsday.

Trust me, the queue for that ride was incredibly short (read "practically non-existant). Katiekong, Jowels, LoHoMoCo, Flange... I can't think of anyone else. Not that it seemed to be much of a fight mind you, I rather suspect old T-Bone didn't have a lot of say in the matter when those limpet lips came a-calling, locking his wheelchair brake and getting to work polishing his bell end.

Not only that, you ancient fucks would pine over "women" you've never ever met. Couple of of you swamp rats actually entertained the idea of "meeting" these "women."

Well considering I've actually met a number of women off the forums (one of them twenty five years prior to running into her at BH), it wasn't so wild a supposition from my own perspective. Formed relationships with a few, balled some of them (and while flaming them online from the same room on occasion too, fancy that) and I'm surely not the only one to do so. Evil Blood, Freud, Bulldog Eating Custard, Oranje, Bonesaw... hell, even Jersey Gurl manahed to get his dick wet in a couple before it shrunk back into his abdomen. Seems even a C student can become the president of poontang (though being a yank I believe imposed some onerous and costly term limits on the Jersey Gurl).  



And speaking of washed up transsexuals...

How many fucking times do you need to "Denial of Service" a certain forum?

Oh please. This is Stunt Cunt we're talking about here. The only thing he's capable of executing a Denial of Service on with any measure of success is his own broken genitalia.

Sayss the loser who lost his when it crawled into his crotch, dragging his shriveled nuts in behind it. "Nothing to see here, move along, move along".



The correct answer to the question is of course "significantly longer than two weeks". Because FT was still functioning well enough at that point for me to deny you its service with a simple flick of the vBulletin switch, you failure.  ac_razz

Other than that, this was one class A cunting

Keep telling yourself that. But your argument was with me, not Ceedub. If cunting a non-combatant is how you get your jollies, you're even more pathetic than previously thought.

Hey Clump, you're doing almost as awful here as you are in the thread where I'm fashioning your face into finger painted shit art.

Must be at a site I don't visit, every interaction I've had with you over the past two years has left you and your supporters no other option but to leap in and claim a win, only you keep having to come back to finish the job again and again... and again... and again... and again... so much unfinished work, so few sites to hack. And none of them my own. I put it to you that you'd already lost by the time you started, Jersey Gurl.

Up your fucking game as you're starting to look as helpless as a guppy in a shark tank

Up my game? So you might have some fresh material to steal for use on your non-flaming forums? I dunno, what's in it for me?



Ohh right... "nothing". You're bankrupt, so cash-strapped you have to go cap in hand to Mudcock and Fleabag to fund your sites for you. And make moves on this one. Dayum, how soon before you equal Wheeliebin's success? He had a dozen successful sites (though I only was ever aware of three of them) and that paraplegic piccaninny nailed that achievement to his den wall in less time than you've managed to get your two. And his flagship forum (BH) made enough moola in ad revenue to pay for all of them AND his monthly ramen bill so he didn't have to beg fat spinsters to loan him tree fiddy just to keep his doors open.

in other words. Do better you fucking spazz

Ahhh, I'm doing well enough to rub your snot-streaked snout in the mud. What's next, you gonna hack Bastard Factory so you can claim you got one over the Martini Man too?

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