Flynn is Bastard Factory property

[caskur]

Dear hacker,



take out Bastard Factory.. you know, for fun.



tyia!~

[Anonymous]

ac_wot

Say, remember that time in The Retard Farm poutbox around the time Crimea got annexed by Russia where you were crowing to Martini that THE MOR0N had scrollbombed lovely moi back to the stoneage... until you realised I was in the process of scrollbombing him into oblivion?



I sure do. You were so outraged and upset that I'd bothered to answer him in kind, even promised me that his reply would be truly epic.



I don't believe he shared your optimism, you know.  

[Anonymous]

Dear hacker,



take out Bastard Factory.. you know, for fun.



tyia!~

Is this for Thuglife?

[caskur]

ac_wot

Say, remember that time in The Retard Farm poutbox around the time Crimea got annexed by Russia where you were crowing to Martini that THE MOR0N had scrollbombed lovely moi back to the stoneage... until you realised I was in the process of scrollbombing him into oblivion?



I sure do. You were so outraged and upset that I'd bothered to answer him in kind, even promised me that his reply would be truly epic.



I don't believe he shared your optimism, you know.  

You write like a retard.



I do not understand retardese.



Looks like my hex is working beautifully.

[caskur]

Dear hacker,



take out Bastard Factory.. you know, for fun.



tyia!~

Is this for Thuglife?

Tis for the hacker....

[Anonymous]

I like how only 4 people on the internet even know this fucking wildly elusive "flame game" is.



 Insulting people on the internet for fun within legal boundaries should really be it.



 Not sure how this is such a complicated puzzle that seems to change based on who is speaking on it.  Still fail to see how any of this shit is worthy of being called anything but funny at best, depraved at worst.



 Why dont one of these icons of flame who know what it is come and explain it, then.

[Anonymous]

Dear hacker,



take out Bastard Factory.. you know, for fun.



tyia!~

Is this for Thuglife?

Tis for the hacker....

Thuglife is the IT professional.

[caskur]

I like how only 4 people on the internet even know this fucking wildly elusive "flame game" is.



 Insulting people on the internet for fun within legal boundaries should really be it.



 Not sure how this is such a complicated puzzle that seems to change based on who is speaking on it.  Still fail to see how any of this shit is worthy of being called anything but funny at best, depraved at worst.



 Why dont one of these icons of flame who know what it is come and explain it, then.

It's supposed to be witty and funny except former Brawl Hall people like Dum Sum are just mean and dull. They aren't creative.



Trolling and flaming get mixed up and labelled together these days.



Hardcore trolls like dum sum are just forum fillers.  He just rehashes old trolls that are 15 -20 years old, (yawn). If you have any compassion in you, he is one to pity.



dum sum aka sum cun'T = dull, colourless and boring.

[caskur]

Dear hacker,



take out Bastard Factory.. you know, for fun.



tyia!~

Is this for Thuglife?

Tis for the hacker....

Thuglife is the IT professional.

I know.

[Anonymous]

I like how only 4 people on the internet even know this fucking wildly elusive "flame game" is.



 Insulting people on the internet for fun within legal boundaries should really be it.



 Not sure how this is such a complicated puzzle that seems to change based on who is speaking on it.  Still fail to see how any of this shit is worthy of being called anything but funny at best, depraved at worst.



 Why dont one of these icons of flame who know what it is come and explain it, then.

It's supposed to be witty and funny except former Brawl Hall people like Dum Sum are just mean and dull. They aren't creative.



Trolling and flaming get mixed up and labelled together these days.



Hardcore trolls like dum sum are just forum fillers.  He just rehashes old trolls that are 15 -20 years old, (yawn). If you have any compassion in you, he is one to pity.



dum sum aka sum cun'T = dull, colourless and boring.

 Well there ought to be a coherent answer. Moreso from the iconoclast group which holds the keys this Olympic level sport.



 They are always bitching how "no ones the game, only us, bllleerggga bleerhhh I called yo jobbbbsss....you aintz a fllammmass"



 But they actually provide a comprehensive application of this "game", what flaming even is and who is doing it and who isnt doing that isnt obvious loser bias(meaning, if one these dudes are getting slammed, clearly the one slammer isnt flaming, is not a flamer.. .but they are, they just are not doing it right now but 20 plus years ago youd have been writhing in defeat in the presence of iconic glory)



 Its fucking stupid. And BH was a cesspool.



 Xoxo Doveeeyyy.

[Anonymous]

*actually cannot provide.



 Bleh. I need to actually start proof reading here.

[Anonymous]

ac_wot

Say, remember that time in The Retard Farm poutbox around the time Crimea got annexed by Russia where you were crowing to Martini that THE MOR0N had scrollbombed lovely moi back to the stoneage... until you realised I was in the process of scrollbombing him into oblivion?



I sure do. You were so outraged and upset that I'd bothered to answer him in kind, even promised me that his reply would be truly epic.



I don't believe he shared your optimism, you know.  

You write like a retard.



I do not understand retardese.



Looks like my hex is working beautifully.

From where I'm sitting it rather looks like your hex is having no effect whatsoever.  I'm still writing prose that mortallt offends your sensibilities and you are still vacillating between claims of supremacy of your heroes and feigned disinterest.



Whenever are you going to learn there's few enough in this worl who can outpace me in logic and the tenacity of the written world in bulk Cacksur? Probably never, which would be more or less around the same time and exercise some humility by claiming that for all the skill you doggedly attained after you were forced to abandon the long abandonwared Ulead product in favour of Croel Paint Shop Pro, it still fails to hold a candle to some of the best examples offered by others. Key examples including those from the woman who taught art class in my first year of high school.



I know you remember her. You have been up on your soapbox on more than one occasion of a certain photoshop I submitted to BH I submitted when she first arrived. Which is kind of funny because she wasn't offended.



She knew it for what it was.



Art.

[Anonymous]

I like how only 4 people on the internet even know this fucking wildly elusive "flame game" is.

There's actually a whole bunch more, they simply fronting the current crowd entirely. The nearest any of them came to it was some of the ideas Martini floated in the early days of "roasting" in place of "flaming". They actually paralleled classic flaming pretty closely... trouble is he was largely dealing with people who weren't interested in making it work.

Insulting people on the internet for fun within legal boundaries should really be it.

Which is exactly what was going on at FT. Few enough wanted to participate in that either, they needed a bunch of extra do's and don'ts to handicap those of us who were a little more practiced in it. Which for the record I don't have a problem with, as much as I might make fun of it.



Hacking forums is neither insulting people or within legal boundaries. Neither is PI really, though thanks to places like CNN and MSNBC that's become a little more of a grey area in recent years.

Not sure how this is such a complicated puzzle that seems to change based on who is speaking on it.

It's actually not. Gay4Pay managed it admirably. Bawk Mall not so much, but then it was owned by trolls from the ~T~D~T~ and trolls are traditionally more interested in tripping people up for their personal amusement than they are writing insulting funnies that actually get their opponents laughing at themselves and keen to return the favour.

Still fail to see how any of this shit is worthy of being called anything but funny at best, depraved at worst.

I think you're being generous if you're referring to the current crop of off-site word merchants. There's barely enough heat to warm an orphaned bacterium from much or what they write in much the same way as it's close to impossible to strike the same match and get a flame from it on the 5,000th attempt. I put it to you that even if someone capable of writing something flameworthy was inclined to try, there's simply way too much invested in old rivalries and people's bruised egos for it to be accepted in the spirit with which its author intended.

Why dont one of these icons of flame who know what it is come and explain it, then.

Humourous and often ribald invective, largely homoerotic and highly politically incorrect, all aimed at making the target laugh and inspiring them to respond in kind pretty much nails it. Not the sort of thing The Blue Cashew is set up to promote, given that it is so easily marketed as hate speech, particularly by anyone whose "lulz" hinge on gaming the laws governing said texts, but then I am led to understand it wasn't something the site owners were overly interested in making a core theme of this site in the first place and that's fine too.



Then again, I wasn't aware of there being a drive towards making this a troll forum or a personal army of pawns for those with an ax to grind either, but that is undoubtedly the way TBC has been treated for the last two or three years. I'm sure one of the principle actors in this regard has come to genuinely regret their efforts in that direction since, but it is what it is and I for one doubt that any of us should be losing any sleep over it.

[Anonymous]

Flame gangs have always been the crutch of many but only one really stood out.



That a bunch of middle aged men all joined together around their love of medieval arthurian legends decided to take  their weekend live action role playing sessions (complete with silly dress and wizard hats) and transform it into a "flame" group was something of pure genius and pre dated the whole cute cat video craze.



These men used what limited graphic skills a WebTV (a device that allowed people to surf the net from their TV) was capable of displaying and crafted 25x25 pixel Knights in Photoshop version 1. These Knights held little swords and shields and each member had one as their avatar. These knights would then "raid" other webtv forums, forums that mainly consisted of old ladies and people who found computers too challenging.



They eventually allowed "Beer Wenches" to join, which was the title for women who wanted to join their gang aka The knights of Fire.



Most (all) of the beer wenches turned out to be alts of the male knights since no women wanted to join this silly gang.



But this trailblazing group lead the way for other gangs like the "Can't Wranglers" of Turd fail fame and the "Castle Wolfenstein Nazi brigade" at Squirrel Grounds.

[Anonymous]

So Flynn is now reduced to searching through hundreds of fecal pics in hopes of finding one so amazing that it garners a "like" from the knuckle draggers at Bastard factory.