Serious question here

[Anonymous]

I really did fake it, tho.



 It's important we all understand that.



 Ever seen a fat man on a cake? *shudder*  



 My clit was writing her eulogy. I'm glad we survived.

it was really that bad?



How does a man fuck up eating pussy?



it's not like it's not obvious what one must do. Christ.

The noises and body movements will guide you.  I think this proves her theory he is a narcissist.

[Dove]

I really did fake it, tho.



 It's important we all understand that.



 Ever seen a fat man on a cake? *shudder*  



 My clit was writing her eulogy. I'm glad we survived.

it was really that bad?



How does a man fuck up eating pussy?



it's not like it's not obvious what one must do. Christ.

 You shouldnt be allowed to say that, it's not fair to anyone else and that interest rate is at about 0.005% daily  

[Dove]

I really did fake it, tho.



 It's important we all understand that.



 Ever seen a fat man on a cake? *shudder*  



 My clit was writing her eulogy. I'm glad we survived.

it was really that bad?



How does a man fuck up eating pussy?



it's not like it's not obvious what one must do. Christ.

The noises and body movements will guide you.  I think this proves her theory he is a narcissist.

 Yeah he was one of those who said he hated doing it and wouldnt do it because every other woman had a gross vagina that....his words....looked like deflated balloons.



 But of course mine was perfect.



 So you just know that NPD tactic where they bash everyone else but you, all the past women were horrible, not that pretty and you are a goddess in comparison. That's where I started really seeing the narcism and grooming.



 And do you remember that scene in a Christmas Story where the younger brother was eating mash potatoes off the plate like a piggy?



 It was like that  ac_toofunny

[Odinson]

If you blow in it, she turns into a balloon..

[Anonymous]

Actually, the English Xrayed a penis thrusting in and out of a vagina and the penis was bending in half. We saw it on TV.

Um, no.  Erect penises don't "bend in half" whilst inside the vagina...

[Biggie Smiles]

I really did fake it, tho.



 It's important we all understand that.



 Ever seen a fat man on a cake? *shudder*  



 My clit was writing her eulogy. I'm glad we survived.

it was really that bad?



How does a man fuck up eating pussy?



it's not like it's not obvious what one must do. Christ.

The noises and body movements will guide you.  I think this proves her theory he is a narcissist.

 Yeah he was one of those who said he hated doing it and wouldnt do it because every other woman had a gross vagina that....his words....looked like deflated balloons.



 But of course mine was perfect.



 So you just know that NPD tactic where they bash everyone else but you, all the past women were horrible, not that pretty and you are a goddess in comparison. That's where I started really seeing the narcism and grooming.



 And do you remember that scene in a Christmas Story where the younger brother was eating mash potatoes off the plate like a piggy?



 It was like that  ac_toofunny

Did he make the crazy snorting noises and look up every couple of seconds to laugh like a fucking idiot too?

[Dove]

I really did fake it, tho.



 It's important we all understand that.



 Ever seen a fat man on a cake? *shudder*  



 My clit was writing her eulogy. I'm glad we survived.

it was really that bad?



How does a man fuck up eating pussy?



it's not like it's not obvious what one must do. Christ.

The noises and body movements will guide you.  I think this proves her theory he is a narcissist.

 Yeah he was one of those who said he hated doing it and wouldnt do it because every other woman had a gross vagina that....his words....looked like deflated balloons.



 But of course mine was perfect.



 So you just know that NPD tactic where they bash everyone else but you, all the past women were horrible, not that pretty and you are a goddess in comparison. That's where I started really seeing the narcism and grooming.



 And do you remember that scene in a Christmas Story where the younger brother was eating mash potatoes off the plate like a piggy?



 It was like that  ac_toofunny

Did he make the crazy snorting noises and look up every couple of seconds to laugh like a fucking idiot too?

 Not sure, I kinda disassociated a bit and realized I needed to pretend to orgasm for survival.  



  ac_wot

[Biggie Smiles]

I really did fake it, tho.



 It's important we all understand that.



 Ever seen a fat man on a cake? *shudder*  



 My clit was writing her eulogy. I'm glad we survived.

it was really that bad?



How does a man fuck up eating pussy?



it's not like it's not obvious what one must do. Christ.

The noises and body movements will guide you.  I think this proves her theory he is a narcissist.

 Yeah he was one of those who said he hated doing it and wouldnt do it because every other woman had a gross vagina that....his words....looked like deflated balloons.



 But of course mine was perfect.



 So you just know that NPD tactic where they bash everyone else but you, all the past women were horrible, not that pretty and you are a goddess in comparison. That's where I started really seeing the narcism and grooming.



 And do you remember that scene in a Christmas Story where the younger brother was eating mash potatoes off the plate like a piggy?



 It was like that  ac_toofunny

Did he make the crazy snorting noises and look up every couple of seconds to laugh like a fucking idiot too?

 Not sure, I kinda disassociated a bit and realized I needed to pretend to orgasm for survival.  



  ac_wot

oh c'mon. no one is that bad  ac_toofunny

[Dove]

I really did fake it, tho.



 It's important we all understand that.



 Ever seen a fat man on a cake? *shudder*  



 My clit was writing her eulogy. I'm glad we survived.

it was really that bad?



How does a man fuck up eating pussy?



it's not like it's not obvious what one must do. Christ.

The noises and body movements will guide you.  I think this proves her theory he is a narcissist.

 Yeah he was one of those who said he hated doing it and wouldnt do it because every other woman had a gross vagina that....his words....looked like deflated balloons.



 But of course mine was perfect.



 So you just know that NPD tactic where they bash everyone else but you, all the past women were horrible, not that pretty and you are a goddess in comparison. That's where I started really seeing the narcism and grooming.



 And do you remember that scene in a Christmas Story where the younger brother was eating mash potatoes off the plate like a piggy?



 It was like that  ac_toofunny

Did he make the crazy snorting noises and look up every couple of seconds to laugh like a fucking idiot too?

 Not sure, I kinda disassociated a bit and realized I needed to pretend to orgasm for survival.  



  ac_wot

oh c'mon. no one is that bad  ac_toofunny

 Joo how would you feel if someone who talked real good jammed their face into your balls really hard and moved their face back and forth really fast?



 Ever have a woman suck your dick and didnt know what she was supposed to do....so she literally sucked it like a giant thumb?



 This would be the reversed equivelent.



 Your throne is safe, my King.  ac_wub

[Anonymous]

Real men don't eat pussy...  

[Anonymous]

Real men don't eat pussy...  

You aint got it between the lips you better have it between the hips.

[Dove]

Real men don't eat pussy...  

 Didnt your model get recalled for this malfunction?



 If this is true, cool. I'll take the synthetic men and enjoy hours of getting tongue fucked into a sweaty coma.



 A man has to do it AND love it.



 I hear shit like this...I be like NEXT  

[Biggie Smiles]

Real men don't eat pussy...  

I had a buddy who was like that. Would not eat pussy under any circumstances. I was completely floored.

[fuckugoogle]

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[fuckugoogle]

:JC_howdy:

Real men don't eat pussy...  

 Didnt your model get recalled for this malfunction?



 If this is true, cool. I'll take the synthetic men and enjoy hours of getting tongue fucked into a sweaty coma.



 A man has to do it AND love it.



 I hear shit like this...I be like NEXT