Serious question here

[Dove]

Fashie hates small penis´s.





They dont rub the sugarwalls.

The average female vagina is 3-4 inches.  Even a blow average was penis is satisfactory for arousal.  



Scientists are baffled that King Martini fathered children with his micro-penis.

Vagina is that deep when she is not aroused..





4 inches is less than half of my penis length... And I can still go balls deep..

Actually, the English Xrayed a penis thrusting in and out of a vagina and the penis was bending in half. We saw it on TV.

Maybe english penis is like that..





Finnish penis is hard..

Vaginas aren't that long... all cocks bend inside.

 Not ALL of them.



 There are some tini ones out there.

[caskur]

Average penis is 6" long...



Average vagina is 3-4"  long so sticking your lengthy cock inside a 3-4 inch vagina makes sex extremely uncomfortable to females....



You learn something every day...



And cocks do bend inside females.... I've seen it on TV, not in a porn movie like Dovey thinks...



Australians aren't as prudish on such subjects when its an educational documentary.

[Anonymous]

Average penis is 6" long...



Average vagina is 3-4"  long so sticking your lengthy cock inside a 3-4 inch vagina makes sex extremely uncomfortable to females....



You learn something every day...



And cocks do bend inside females.... I've seen it on TV, not in a porn movie like Dovey thinks...



Australians aren't as prudish on such subjects when its an educational documentary.

This is a convo that would give old virgin Joe a woody.

[Anonymous]

Average penis is 6" long...



Average vagina is 3-4"  long so sticking your lengthy cock inside a 3-4 inch vagina makes sex extremely uncomfortable to females....



You learn something every day...



And cocks do bend inside females.... I've seen it on TV, not in a porn movie like Dovey thinks...



Australians aren't as prudish on such subjects when its an educational documentary.

So anything over a 4" cock is uncomfortable? Damn, Kurt musta got short-changed.

[caskur]

Average penis is 6" long...



Average vagina is 3-4"  long so sticking your lengthy cock inside a 3-4 inch vagina makes sex extremely uncomfortable to females....



You learn something every day...



And cocks do bend inside females.... I've seen it on TV, not in a porn movie like Dovey thinks...



Australians aren't as prudish on such subjects when its an educational documentary.

So anything over a 4" cock is uncomfortable? Damn, Kurt musta got short-changed.

Or my poor cervix got a continual bashing...



There is nothing poor about Kurt, dimbulb.

[Anonymous]

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[Dove]

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 See, that's the spirit  

[Anonymous]

Old Marty does not have frickin wheels. :2r4ml1j_th:

[fuckugoogle]

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[Dove]

Old Marty does not have frickin wheels. :2r4ml1j_th:

 That was bizzare  

[Biggie Smiles]

Old Marty does not have frickin wheels. :2r4ml1j_th:

Only in the figurative sense so he can quickly get the fuck outta dodge when he's called out by real flamers



Having been pummeled twice already he does not want to make it a threefer



Understandable

[Anonymous]

Trolls boys are better in bed.  FACT.

Than you have never been with a nerd. We rock. :001_tongue:

[Dove]

I really did fake it, tho.



 It's important we all understand that.



 Ever seen a fat man on a cake? *shudder*  



 My clit was writing her eulogy. I'm glad we survived.

[Anonymous]

I'm with Big here... "take your pants off and relax" is a line for a woman about to go Linda Lovelace on a nikka...



Having his gag reflux removed when they surgically restore his rectum would be money well spent.

That nigga KY-martini? He deepthroats sleeping bags. With people in em.

Let's hope they have a full sized body condom in the camping supplies... KM breathes through his ears and swallows.

[Biggie Smiles]

I really did fake it, tho.



 It's important we all understand that.



 Ever seen a fat man on a cake? *shudder*  



 My clit was writing her eulogy. I'm glad we survived.

it was really that bad?



How does a man fuck up eating pussy?



it's not like it's not obvious what one must do. Christ.