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Anonymous

Quote from: "Emile"I have 3 new dolls, one named poofer, one named Dovey and one named Little Biggie's testicles.



I sometimes make them all have sex with each and other times I make them fight.



I have another doll called sum cunt and he just watches them from the closet.




I only bought the Big & Dovey dolls... they are my favorite sex toys.



The Martini doll had a small penis, so I didn't get that one *pouts*

Anonymous

Quote from: "Murdock"
Quote from: "Emile"I have 3 new dolls, one named poofer, one named Dovey and one named Little Biggie's testicles.



I sometimes make them all have sex with each and other times I make them fight.



I have another doll called sum cunt and he just watches them from the closet.




I only bought the Big & Dovey dolls... they are my favorite sex toys.



The Martini doll had a small penis, so I didn't get that one *pouts*

 :ohmy:

Odinson

Fashie hates small penis´s.





They dont rub the sugarwalls.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Emile"I have 3 new dolls, one named poofer, one named Dovey and one named Little Biggie's testicles.



I sometimes make them all have sex with each and other times I make them fight.



I have another doll called sum cunt and he just watches them from the closet.


 Swap the Poofwut one out for a Murd doll and you got someone next big birthday plans



 I'll keep the Joo one. He was way more my type and no false advertising



 
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 :yahoo:

Dove

My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Odinson"Fashie hates small penis´s.





They dont rub the sugarwalls.


The average female vagina is 3-4 inches.  Even a blow average was penis is satisfactory for arousal.  



Scientists are baffled that King Martini fathered children with his micro-penis.

Dove

Quote from: "Dr. Pussy"
Quote from: "Odinson"Fashie hates small penis´s.





They dont rub the sugarwalls.


The average female vagina is 3-4 inches.  Even a blow average was penis is satisfactory for arousal.  



Scientists are baffled that King Martini fathered children with his micro-penis.


  ac_toofunny
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Anonymous

Proof is in the puddin... notice I didn't sloppy seconds clean-up crew Mar~Teeny~Weenie... things that make you go hmmmmmmmmm

Anonymous

Proof is in the puddin... notice I didn't sloppy seconds clean-up crew Mar~Teeny~Weenie... things that make you go hmmmmmmmmm

Odinson

Quote from: "Dr. Pussy"
Quote from: "Odinson"Fashie hates small penis´s.





They dont rub the sugarwalls.


The average female vagina is 3-4 inches.  Even a blow average was penis is satisfactory for arousal.  



Scientists are baffled that King Martini fathered children with his micro-penis.


Vagina is that deep when she is not aroused..





4 inches is less than half of my penis length... And I can still go balls deep..

Anonymous

Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Dr. Pussy"
Quote from: "Odinson"Fashie hates small penis´s.





They dont rub the sugarwalls.


The average female vagina is 3-4 inches.  Even a blow average was penis is satisfactory for arousal.  



Scientists are baffled that King Martini fathered children with his micro-penis.


Vagina is that deep when she is not aroused..





4 inches is less than half of my penis length... And I can still go balls deep..


My pussy has NyQuil in it... but I'm a phenomenal cook and will make you brunch while you recover  :smiley-face-night:

Dove

Quote from: "Odinson"
Quote from: "Dr. Pussy"
Quote from: "Odinson"Fashie hates small penis´s.





They dont rub the sugarwalls.


The average female vagina is 3-4 inches.  Even a blow average was penis is satisfactory for arousal.  



Scientists are baffled that King Martini fathered children with his micro-penis.


Vagina is that deep when she is not aroused..





4 inches is less than half of my penis length... And I can still go balls deep..


 That's because vaginas are like elastic. They stretch.
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Anonymous

Dovey you ignorant slut. Bagged up, dried out slump meat like you know the rules. Let's all shed a tear for poor Dovey, she had sexual intercourse with a flame icon while shacked up with a drunken Steve Buscemi. I assume that fashionable promiscuity means nothing to someone like you Dovey who hops from bed to bed with the frequency of a cheap ham radio. Hell hath no fury like a women scorned,you screeching, squealing rapacious swamp sow who was only after King Martini's decked out Nintendo switch.  I guess what you are saying is when you are on your back the meter is running. Well, please spare us gals and tell us the rates at the top so we can chose what two bit tarts and bargain basement sluts to shack up with

Dove

ac_lmfao



 I knew that last one would do it. Bahahaha  ac_toofunny



 We got another totally random person who is not at all Moidtini....yet who has an impassioned text block of butthurt.



 Must be a stream person  ac_lmfao



 To all the men....take your pants off and relax.  ac_wub
My happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

Anonymous


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