Serious question here

[Biggie Smiles]

Why am I not allowed into martini's tree house?

Do you mean flametruth?



I don't know who you are, but I was told that they don't want regular posters from here posting there.

Any posters who are male and willing to take off their pants and sit next to martini may be considered for membership there.



Good luck with that one

[Dove]

Are the people posting this shit a bunch of sexually frustrated teenagers? Are all the porn sites shut down?



WTF is wrong with you?

I think it's some kids jacked up on doritos and energy drinks. Notice how they keep forgetting to even use their names? It's says guest, so it could be just one horny guy in his basement talking himself into a hot, wet lather until he just explodes all over his keyboard.

 It's just me(Dove) and Joo having a memory moment is all.  



 We keep getting logged out  :2r4ml1j_th:

I haven't had that problem.

 I havent had it either until tonight



 And this is the first time I hid my online status.



 Hey Joo, master pussy eater aside.....could that be connected? Online status hiding and getting logged out?

[Biggie Smiles]

You have to take your pants off to join flametruth.



That's what flaming has become nowadays



it's the only path to iconship.



lolz

It's like a Turkish bath is it.

You could almost see it. Martini in jackboots with little feather wings and a viking helmet demanding dudes take off their pants before entering his little pub



What the fucking fuck? No really? Who says something like that?

[Anonymous]

You have to take your pants off to join flametruth.



That's what flaming has become nowadays



it's the only path to iconship.



lolz

It's like a Turkish bath is it.

You could almost see it. Martini in jackboots with little feather wings and a viking helmet demanding dudes take off their pants before entering his little pub



What the fucking fuck? No really? Who says something like that?

Dove must've ruined him for other women, ac_toofunny

[Dove]

This is some of the craziest ass shit I have ever seen. This is almost as strange as that Emile chic at SG talking about stabbing clowns in the shoutbox.  What is happening here?

 Joos oral skills are iconic AF.



 He put the spit shine on it.  A year later Murd could still her reflection in it.



 It helps if I'm the only half gay one



 

[Dove]

You have to take your pants off to join flametruth.



That's what flaming has become nowadays



it's the only path to iconship.



lolz

It's like a Turkish bath is it.

You could almost see it. Martini in jackboots with little feather wings and a viking helmet demanding dudes take off their pants before entering his little pub



What the fucking fuck? No really? Who says something like that?

Dove must've ruined him for other women, ac_toofunny

 I should be hailed a hero.  

[Biggie Smiles]

You have to take your pants off to join flametruth.



That's what flaming has become nowadays



it's the only path to iconship.



lolz

It's like a Turkish bath is it.

You could almost see it. Martini in jackboots with little feather wings and a viking helmet demanding dudes take off their pants before entering his little pub



What the fucking fuck? No really? Who says something like that?

Dove must've ruined him for other women, ac_toofunny

Dove breaks his heart and now he's telling dudes to come sit next to him without any pants on.





wow.





Talk about taking shit hard  ac_lmfao

[Biggie Smiles]

This is some of the craziest ass shit I have ever seen. This is almost as strange as that Emile chic at SG talking about stabbing clowns in the shoutbox.  What is happening here?

 Joos oral skills are iconic AF.



 He put the spit shine on it.  A year later Murd could still her reflection in it.



 It helps if I'm the only half gay one



 

No but really, all jokes aside. Did KY-Martini really tell you that women pee out of their clits?



Like... this isn't some bullshit made up flame?

[Dove]

This is some of the craziest ass shit I have ever seen. This is almost as strange as that Emile chic at SG talking about stabbing clowns in the shoutbox.  What is happening here?

 Joos oral skills are iconic AF.



 He put the spit shine on it.  A year later Murd could still her reflection in it.



 It helps if I'm the only half gay one



 

No but really, all jokes aside. Did KY-Martini really tell you that women pee out of their clits?



Like... this isn't some bullshit made up flame?

 No it's legit.



 I was flabbergasted.



  ac_toofunny



 40 fuckin 7.

[Biggie Smiles]

This is some of the craziest ass shit I have ever seen. This is almost as strange as that Emile chic at SG talking about stabbing clowns in the shoutbox.  What is happening here?

 Joos oral skills are iconic AF.



 He put the spit shine on it.  A year later Murd could still her reflection in it.



 It helps if I'm the only half gay one



 

No but really, all jokes aside. Did KY-Martini really tell you that women pee out of their clits?



Like... this isn't some bullshit made up flame?

 No it's legit.



 I was flabbergasted.



  ac_toofunny



 40 fuckin 7.

 ac_lmfao



I can't find my heartbeat



 ac_lmfao

[Dove]

This is some of the craziest ass shit I have ever seen. This is almost as strange as that Emile chic at SG talking about stabbing clowns in the shoutbox.  What is happening here?

 Joos oral skills are iconic AF.



 He put the spit shine on it.  A year later Murd could still her reflection in it.



 It helps if I'm the only half gay one



 

No but really, all jokes aside. Did KY-Martini really tell you that women pee out of their clits?



Like... this isn't some bullshit made up flame?

 No it's legit.



 I was flabbergasted.



  ac_toofunny



 40 fuckin 7.

 ac_lmfao



I can't find my heartbeat



 ac_lmfao

 At least you could find my clit tho  ac_lmfao  ac_lmfao

[Biggie Smiles]

This is some of the craziest ass shit I have ever seen. This is almost as strange as that Emile chic at SG talking about stabbing clowns in the shoutbox.  What is happening here?

 Joos oral skills are iconic AF.



 He put the spit shine on it.  A year later Murd could still her reflection in it.



 It helps if I'm the only half gay one



 

No but really, all jokes aside. Did KY-Martini really tell you that women pee out of their clits?



Like... this isn't some bullshit made up flame?

 No it's legit.



 I was flabbergasted.



  ac_toofunny



 40 fuckin 7.

 ac_lmfao



I can't find my heartbeat



 ac_lmfao

 At least you could find my clit tho  ac_lmfao  ac_lmfao

Wait.. stop the car... I wanna get out for a second.



he didn't know where the clit was located ? I know he was dumb to think women pee out of it but now you're saying he didn't know where it was? Like, was confused about the geography n shit?



     ac_toofunny

[Anonymous]

Are the people posting this shit a bunch of sexually frustrated teenagers? Are all the porn sites shut down?



WTF is wrong with you?

I think it's some kids jacked up on doritos and energy drinks. Notice how they keep forgetting to even use their names? It's says guest, so it could be just one horny guy in his basement talking himself into a hot, wet lather until he just explodes all over his keyboard.

 It's just me(Dove) and Joo having a memory moment is all.  



 We keep getting logged out  :2r4ml1j_th:

I haven't had that problem.

 I havent had it either until tonight



 And this is the first time I hid my online status.



 Hey Joo, master pussy eater aside.....could that be connected? Online status hiding and getting logged out?

If I get busy and don't touch anything for a while it logs me out. If I press login, than no problem.

[Biggie Smiles]

Are the people posting this shit a bunch of sexually frustrated teenagers? Are all the porn sites shut down?



WTF is wrong with you?

I think it's some kids jacked up on doritos and energy drinks. Notice how they keep forgetting to even use their names? It's says guest, so it could be just one horny guy in his basement talking himself into a hot, wet lather until he just explodes all over his keyboard.

 It's just me(Dove) and Joo having a memory moment is all.  



 We keep getting logged out  :2r4ml1j_th:

I haven't had that problem.

 I havent had it either until tonight



 And this is the first time I hid my online status.



 Hey Joo, master pussy eater aside.....could that be connected? Online status hiding and getting logged out?

If I get busy and don't touch anything for a while it logs me out. If I press login, than no problem.

Herman, my brother, how would you feel if you walk into a dude's house and he tells you to take off your pants and relax with him?

[Anonymous]

Are the people posting this shit a bunch of sexually frustrated teenagers? Are all the porn sites shut down?



WTF is wrong with you?

I think it's some kids jacked up on doritos and energy drinks. Notice how they keep forgetting to even use their names? It's says guest, so it could be just one horny guy in his basement talking himself into a hot, wet lather until he just explodes all over his keyboard.

 It's just me(Dove) and Joo having a memory moment is all.  



 We keep getting logged out  :2r4ml1j_th:

I haven't had that problem.

 I havent had it either until tonight



 And this is the first time I hid my online status.



 Hey Joo, master pussy eater aside.....could that be connected? Online status hiding and getting logged out?

If I get busy and don't touch anything for a while it logs me out. If I press login, than no problem.

Herman, my brother, how would you feel if you walk into a dude's house and he tells you to take off your pants and relax with him?

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