Serious question here

[Dove]

Real men don't eat pussy...  

I had a buddy who was like that. Would not eat pussy under any circumstances. I was completely floored.

 Why would you even have that negativity in your life on any level?

[fuckugoogle]

Real men don't eat pussy...  

I had a buddy who was like that. Would not eat pussy under any circumstances. I was completely floored.

 Why would you even have that negativity in your life on any level?

gay

[Dove]

:JC_howdy:

Real men don't eat pussy...  

 Didnt your model get recalled for this malfunction?



 If this is true, cool. I'll take the synthetic men and enjoy hours of getting tongue fucked into a sweaty coma.



 A man has to do it AND love it.



 I hear shit like this...I be like NEXT  

 You flagging me down because you wanna eat my pussy, Fuckknuckle?

[Anonymous]

Dove, is it true that your vagina isn't in the best condition anymore?  i.e. 'worn out'?

[Dove]

Dove, is it true that your vagina isn't in the best condition anymore?  i.e. 'worn out'?

 Next!

[Anonymous]

Dove, is it true that your vagina isn't in the best condition anymore?  i.e. 'worn out'?

Why not post under your normal nix Fat danny?

[fuckugoogle]

:JC_howdy:

Real men don't eat pussy...  

 Didnt your model get recalled for this malfunction?



 If this is true, cool. I'll take the synthetic men and enjoy hours of getting tongue fucked into a sweaty coma.



 A man has to do it AND love it.



 I hear shit like this...I be like NEXT  

 You flagging me down because you wanna eat my pussy, Fuckknuckle?

show me iam a pro

[caskur]

Actually, the English Xrayed a penis thrusting in and out of a vagina and the penis was bending in half. We saw it on TV.

Um, no.  Erect penises don't "bend in half" whilst inside the vagina...

When they're thrusting heavily and go in deep, they bend in half... We saw it on moving x-ray.



So bragging about having a big dick and going in "balls deep" is just bollocks.

[fuckugoogle]

Actually, the English Xrayed a penis thrusting in and out of a vagina and the penis was bending in half. We saw it on TV.

Um, no.  Erect penises don't "bend in half" whilst inside the vagina...

When they're thrusting heavily and go in deep, they bend in half... We saw it on moving x-ray.



So bragging about having a big dick and going in "balls deep" is just bollocks.

mine dont bend probably why it hurts them

[Dove]

Actually, the English Xrayed a penis thrusting in and out of a vagina and the penis was bending in half. We saw it on TV.

Um, no.  Erect penises don't "bend in half" whilst inside the vagina...

When they're thrusting heavily and go in deep, they bend in half... We saw it on moving x-ray.



So bragging about having a big dick and going in "balls deep" is just bollocks.

 Big dicks are a disadvantage.  Girth is the important thing. And rhythm.  



 Men who brag about their dicks are terrible lovers.

[Dove]

:JC_howdy:

Real men don't eat pussy...  

 Didnt your model get recalled for this malfunction?



 If this is true, cool. I'll take the synthetic men and enjoy hours of getting tongue fucked into a sweaty coma.



 A man has to do it AND love it.



 I hear shit like this...I be like NEXT  

 You flagging me down because you wanna eat my pussy, Fuckknuckle?

show me iam a pro

 1. I'm white.



 2. You know my stuff is addictive, right?  The detox is pretty nasty.



 This song is actually about my vagina.



 

[fuckugoogle]

:JC_howdy:

Real men don't eat pussy...  

 Didnt your model get recalled for this malfunction?



 If this is true, cool. I'll take the synthetic men and enjoy hours of getting tongue fucked into a sweaty coma.



 A man has to do it AND love it.



 I hear shit like this...I be like NEXT  

 You flagging me down because you wanna eat my pussy, Fuckknuckle?

show me iam a pro

 1. I'm white.



 2. You know my stuff is addictive, right?  The detox is pretty nasty.



 This song is actually about my vagina.



 

[Anonymous]

When they're thrusting heavily and go in deep, they bend in half... We saw it on moving x-ray.

What you think you saw, isn't what you saw.



I can assure you that a properly and fully erect penis will not "bend in half" under any normal circumstances.

[caskur]

I know what I saw....

[caskur]

https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/sexual-health/expert-answers/penis-fracture/faq-20058154">https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-life ... q-20058154">https://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/sexual-health/expert-answers/penis-fracture/faq-20058154



Is it possible to fracture your penis?

Answer From Landon Trost, M.D.



Yes. Although rare, penis fracture can occur when there is trauma to an erect penis.

During an erection, the penis is engorged with blood. If an engorged penis is bent suddenly or forcefully, the trauma can rupture the lining of one of the two cylinders in the penis (corpus cavernosum) responsible for erections — resulting in a penis fracture. The trauma most often occurs after accidental injury during intercourse, but can also occur due to aggressive masturbation or taqaandan, a cultural practice in which the top of an erect penis is forcefully bent.



A penis fracture is a painful injury. Signs might include a cracking sound, immediate loss of the erection, or the development of dark bruising of the penis due to blood escaping the cylinder. Sometimes the tube that drains urine from the body (urethra) is damaged as well, and blood might be visible at the urinary opening of the penis.



A penis fracture requires urgent medical attention. The injury can usually be diagnosed with a physical exam, and prompt surgical repair is typically recommended.



Left untreated, a penis fracture might result in deformity of the penis or the permanent inability to get or keep an erection firm enough for sex (erectile dysfunction).