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Sadly, this is still true...
In the UK or Oz, I could go out drinking wiff me cunts, and have a cunt of a time getting back to me home whilst drunk!
Not here...
Females will get offended.
I had a female friend from America push me off the edge of a swimming pool once because she was acting like a cunt and I made some off the cuff comment about it...
Wallet and mobile phone were ruined (days before waterproof phones)...
And I'm half aggro yet half laughing at her as she with pure venom in her eyes and tone said "don't you ever say that word to me!!!"
...so she behaved like a cunt twice within a minute!
Then later I took her on boardwalk tour through a listed rainforest reserve and a Rosella swooped right over her head and dropped a huge shit on her face...
She was mortified...disgusted.... hissy fitting...
I piped up... "that bird was a total cunt"...
It's good luck if a bird shits on you... everybody knows this.
And I didn't chuck her or her bags out for two more weeks!
Good luck for her indeed!