I removed my signature because it was causing vaginal

[Anonymous]

Have you not went to sleep yet?



Are you still drinking beer?

No, and yes...

And you smoke too?

[Anonymous]

And you smoke too?

I do!

[Anonymous]

I hope that doesn't bother you, my Asian Canadian of convenience!

[Anonymous]

I hope that doesn't bother you, my Asian Canadian of convenience!

It's your life...you are free to waste it.

[Anonymous]

You know you're Someone's Cunt..can you point out who that is now?  I can borrow you to do my windows.

That word salad made no sense at all, would you like to buy a vowel?

Would you like to buy a pair of balls to post under a known id and not as a "guest"?



I have a few extra to spare.

I'm good thanks. I can express myself as easily as a guest as I can from a registered account and find my needs are served more than adequately under either. Probably a little better in fact, since I can change my nick on an ad hoc basis without requiring any assistance from management to do so. Would I be expected to start innumerable threads railing against the injustices of the admin of this forum as you have done if they had different plans for my account? That sounds like less free expression to me, not more of it.



Your inference of emptily flapping scrotums does beg the odd raised eyebrow. Do you fondle those balls of yours in your spare time or are you simply content to scream like a banshee whenever an admin decides to squeeze them... say perhaps by making adjustments to your sig wherever they deem appropriate and without reference to whatever you think is a fair thing? And are those balls you offer purple or just blue? Do you flash them for Cum Gargler approval over at the other place from your registered account there, perhaps bouncing them off your gunt as you perform belly dances in the Battle Groundz while the transgendered monkey of Mew Joisey holds lit candles to your gelatinous sphincter to praise your flaming abilities every time you so much as fart?



Questions... questions. And probably interpreted as an invitation to leap for the old chestnut of "BAN HEEEM, HE MAKEENG EYES AT MY PEE-EYE" again. Yeah, I think I'm going to pass on your generous offer of a testicular transplant thanks. If the upshot of it all is being more like you I'd much rather stick with the plums I've already got, you caterwauling multiple-testicled mutant.

Why is joo trying to run people off this forum? Is he trying to kill this place? Is he worried this place is doing better than sg? Why does he think he can run anybody off anyway, is he delusional? (Yes)

Yes. Jersey Gurl is like a lot of transsexuals highly delusional. Science now is only just cottoning on to the idea that when you start dumping elevated quantities of oestregen into a subject unused to it, the subject tends to act up like you see some hormonal teenage girls behaving. And those girls at least get to bleed it out once a month. Jersey Gurl hasn't yet earned enough to get the vaginoplasty required for his nascent uterus to release all his coppery angst into a maxipad, so you can only imagine the levels of gut-wrenching cramps he is subjected to when the Cool Kids give the time of day to anyone he is bitchy about enough to want gone.



I've wondered on occasion if he's going through with the surgery to honest. It's not like I'd expect it to effect any positive change in his demeanour any mind you. Sure, he will lose a good deal of the menstrual bloat that has him looking like some fucked up kind of inter-dimensional frog goblin, but one whiff of his shiny new vagina's fecal stank and he might very well be looking for the nearest church tower. The genderbenders generally don't tell aspiring trannies that little detail when they start dressing them in pinafores and giving them Barbie dolls to play with; as much as Jersey Gurl tries to look and act like a woman, there's no hope in hell of him ever smelling or tasting like one.



Then there's the underlying phallusy he's been sucking on ever since he got to the porn portal we all know as Bawl-Bawl and eagerly started chonking down on the flaccid flesh piccolo of the paraplegic porch monkey who ran the place. You see, by the time of his arrival, the place had already been overrun by less than enlightened individuals who wrongly considered it a mark of achievement to be able to run their opponents off the board. "I made so and so Netdead with my Words, haw haw". It never occurred to them that this was precisely what you don't do if you're in the business of maintaining activity (hint: the reason why The Empurpled Stranglecock has survived so long as it has is because it doesn't subscribe to these kinds of moronic moob-mashing antics) and Jersey Gurl, already well on the way to getting in touch with his feminine side, was clearly determined to show that trans-women too could be equally as effective at rendering forums dead and empty as the Philadelphian Picaninny with the pile of poontang he could never actually yank his crank to.



Ten years later, we have the empty halls of Mudcock's Mudpit and a shuttered Spergfest dropping its aspies off here every other day plying inboxes and forums alike with invitations to join them and offering to donate their useless testicles to you to get you to join.

It's good luck if a bird shits on you... everybody knows this.  :001_rolleyes:

Maybe... but as Bob Hawke once said, "if a bird shits on your head... never EVER take her out again."  

I'm not rent.

More like food stamps.



Oh, and for the record... as fat as you are, you were not in fact a large part of the reason I made the comment to Cronus about Sperging Gonadz needing this site. SG functions largely on the Bawl-Bawl model of dragging in every last poster they can get their grubby claws into and with its principle members loudly braying how amazing they are at kicking out anyone and everyone they choose it is a provable fact that site needs a steady influx of new posters for that purpose.



Bawl-Bawl ultimately ate itself under that paradigm. Sperging Gonadz is on the road to chowing down on itself too. I saw them taking chunks out of your hide last year when you took exception to my photoshopping acumen at your expense. The only reason you're riding high now where certain people are concerned is because they want to run me off more than they want to run you off. Your time will come again, bank on that.

[Oak]

L I

Perhaps you need to find something else to do.

I did. I finished a painting and then prepared to make chicken fajitas for the next day while having the last of the country style ribs. My plants got a good watering. I also made chicken sandwich and artichoke hearts, and then spoke to my sons. There are lots of things to do.  

Perfect.  You need not concern yourself with this boring conversation.  You do have a lot to do.

[Anonymous]

You need not concern yourself with this boring conversation.  You do have a lot to do.

OP describes own thread as boring... check.

[Oak]

You need not concern yourself with this boring conversation.  You do have a lot to do.

OP describes own thread as boring... check.

Sarcasm escapes you, dullard.

[Anonymous]

You need not concern yourself with this boring conversation.  You do have a lot to do.

OP describes own thread as boring... check.

Sarcasm escapes you, dullard.

You thought my checkmark was serious? Who's the dullard again?  

[Anonymous]

Say, tubby... if I put you in a round room and told you to pick a corner, would you be too confused to go looking for one to stamp your feet in and start threads from?  

[caskur]

Somebody please gag the last poster...



tyia!~

[Anonymous]

You might as well beg Jersey Gurl to run me off, if the little tranny had any of the skill he professes to in the matter. Trouble is, without a registered account and an ever changing stack of IPs to post from, however would you bring it about? Petition the admin to turn off guest posting permanently?



Man, I must really have done a number on you to get your Cancel Culture wart throbbing every time I show up. Voting socialist at the next election are you?  

[Anonymous]

Hey, how you all been?



I was asked to judge this post, so here goes.



Oak whines more than a liberal baby with colic and a shit filled diaper. Please tell me this asshole is not claiming to be a flamer, please tell me no one thinks she is a flamer.



Caskur is more a flamer and that aint saying much at all.



This Oak broad gets a double bukake facial from a Guest poster and her response? Taking a cum walk straight into a brick wall.



That is Drama Whore standard operating procedure 101. Ask Flea, her whole shtick was posting blurry selfies that never included anything below the chin. Fat girl hiding a blubbery body and a huge thigh gap.



Good God, so glad I got out of the game when I did.

[Oak]

You need not concern yourself with this boring conversation.  You do have a lot to do.

OP describes own thread as boring... check.

Sarcasm escapes you, dullard.

You thought my checkmark was serious? Who's the dullard again?  

I will not call you, stop following me around!

[Oak]

Hey, how you all been?



I was asked to judge this post, so here goes.



Oak whines more than a liberal baby with colic and a shit filled diaper. Please tell me this asshole is not claiming to be a flamer, please tell me no one thinks she is a flamer.



Caskur is more a flamer and that aint saying much at all.



This Oak broad gets a double bukake facial from a Guest poster and her response? Taking a cum walk straight into a brick wall.



That is Drama Whore standard operating procedure 101. Ask Flea, her whole shtick was posting blurry selfies that never included anything below the chin. Fat girl hiding a blubbery body and a huge thigh gap.



Good God, so glad I got out of the game when I did.

Who are you?