Babylon Bee, People's Cube etc.

[Anonymous]

Your country is being invaded and all you care about is hockey?



Oh...wait...you're Canadian. Carry on.

If another country invaded and deposed Trudeau there would be block parties in every city in Canada that would make the Ottawa protests look like a backyard barbeque.

Really?



We'll be right there. Freud will take care of catering.



How many troops do you think we'll need? 50? 100?



 ac_dunno

If a foreign country stated their mission was to depose Justine, Canadian Forces would switch sides.

[Bricktop]

OK. 50 it is.



Fire up them barbies Herm.

[Anonymous]

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-identifying-6-year-old-crushes-game-winning-homer-tee-ball-championship">Man Identifying As 6-Year-Old Crushes Game-Winning Homer In Tee-Ball Championship



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AUBURN, CA—Local 36-year-old man Nate Ripley, who identifies as a six-year-old, "absolutely crushed" a game-winning homer at a local tee-ball game and won the championship for his team Monday evening, reports confirmed.



Ripley reportedly walked up to the plate in the bottom of the 6th, pointed his bat toward the left-field wall looming 130 feet in the distance, and let her rip, sending the ball rocketing over the fence and into a parking lot as the fans cheered and his coach yelled out, "Attaboy, Nate! Good job, bud!"



His team, the Lil' Padres, attempted to hoist him up on their shoulders in celebration of their great victory over the favored Tiny Tigers, but were unable to pick up the large 230-pound man.



Ripley's feat comes at the end of a momentous tee-ball season, in which the self-identified six-year-old absolutely shattered every record set prior to that point. With a 1.000 batting average, 52 home runs, and an incredible showing at first base, second base, shortstop, third base, and pitcher, the man is being called an inspiration to other six-year-olds everywhere.



"I'm just proud to be here with my team. It's all for the love of the game," an emotional Ripley told reporters while enjoying an orange slice and juice box after the championship. "I couldn't have done it without my team."

   ac_toofunny  ac_lmfao

[Anonymous]

:2r4ml1j_th:

Your country is being invaded and all you care about is hockey?



Oh...wait...you're Canadian. Carry on.

If another country invaded and deposed Trudeau there would be block parties in every city in Canada that would make the Ottawa protests look like a backyard barbeque.

Really?



We'll be right there. Freud will take care of catering.



How many troops do you think we'll need? 50? 100?



 ac_dunno

If a foreign country stated their mission was to depose Justine, Canadian Forces would switch sides.

We know it.

[cc]

WHERE's WALDO???



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SOMERVILLE, MA—Beloved author and illustrator Martin Handford has released new editions of his Where's Waldo? series giving Waldo—or Wally, as xe's called in the U.K.—a fresh and more socially conscious look. Unfortunately, many readers are finding this new "woke" Waldo much too easy to find.



"We wanted to show our support for the 'defund the police' movement, so we gave xim a bright yellow sign," said Handford. "We also gave xim a striped pride shirt, pink hair, facial piercings, a face contorted in perpetual rage, and an obnoxiously shaking fist. We feel this is just the update our modern audiences need right now."



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Children flipping through the book often find Waldo within two or three seconds, as Waldo puts a lot of time and energy into making sure xe is the center of attention everywhere he goes. Whether xe's at an Extinction Rebellion rally or a Black Lives Matter riot, xe will demand your attention on every page and scream obscenities at you if you don't notice xim.



"Where's Waldo?, just like many other beloved intellectual properties, is no longer simply entertainment," Handford added. "It is a platform for our political beliefs. We hope to get this really fun and easy book to as many young kids as possible!"



According to sources, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis is already making plans to ban the book in Florida.

[Anonymous]

WHERE's WALDO???



Waldo Much Easier To Find After Becoming Woke[/url][/i][/b]



SOMERVILLE, MA—Beloved author and illustrator Martin Handford has released new editions of his Where's Waldo? series giving Waldo—or Wally, as xe's called in the U.K.—a fresh and more socially conscious look. Unfortunately, many readers are finding this new "woke" Waldo much too easy to find.



"We wanted to show our support for the 'defund the police' movement, so we gave xim a bright yellow sign," said Handford. "We also gave xim a striped pride shirt, pink hair, facial piercings, a face contorted in perpetual rage, and an obnoxiously shaking fist. We feel this is just the update our modern audiences need right now."



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Children flipping through the book often find Waldo within two or three seconds, as Waldo puts a lot of time and energy into making sure xe is the center of attention everywhere he goes. Whether xe's at an Extinction Rebellion rally or a Black Lives Matter riot, xe will demand your attention on every page and scream obscenities at you if you don't notice xim.



"Where's Waldo?, just like many other beloved intellectual properties, is no longer simply entertainment," Handford added. "It is a platform for our political beliefs. We hope to get this really fun and easy book to as many young kids as possible!"



According to sources, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis is already making plans to ban the book in Florida.

Oh brother.

 :001_rolleyes:

[cc]

This seems so far out that is seems it has to be satire, so I'll put it here



Boggling



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[Anonymous]

It has to be satire.

[cc]

From my favorite Commie Rag > "The People's Cube" https://thepeoplescube.com/mother">https://thepeoplescube.com/mother



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[Anonymous]

From my favorite Commie Rag > "The People's Cube" https://thepeoplescube.com/mother">https://thepeoplescube.com/mother



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[Anonymous]

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[Anonymous]

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[Anonymous]

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[cc]

Say. Why do we retain the grossly inaccurate and sooky term  "Sleeping With" ????

[Anonymous]

Say. Why do we retain the grossly inaccurate and sooky term  "Sleeping With" ????

Beats me. We talk kids into believing they are trannies, but we are scared to say fucking.