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My carpentry housemate removed some of the staircase

Started by Frood, November 27, 2022, 04:19:18 AM

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Frood

That motherfucker. Three of my toes feel broken now.



I literally fell between.steps. My inner thighs feel like they're on fire.





This cowboy motherfucker is going to get some...
Blahhhhhh...

DKG

Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=484622 time=1669540758 user_id=1676
That motherfucker. Three of my toes feel broken now.



I literally fell between.steps. My inner thighs feel like they're on fire.





This cowboy motherfucker is going to get some...

Did you go downstairs for an evening snack when you got a surprise?

Frood

It was the back steps outside. Pitch black. No railing now. Missing a plank (stair).



I think my foot is broken near the toes and along the lower ankle
Blahhhhhh...

Zetsu

Permanently off his rocker

Shen Li

Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=484622 time=1669540758 user_id=1676
That motherfucker. Three of my toes feel broken now.



I literally fell between.steps. My inner thighs feel like they're on fire.





This cowboy motherfucker is going to get some...

UR clumsy. Just kidding. That sux.

Aryan

Translation: Freud hit the sauce a little too hard after work and fell down the stairs while attempting a 2am piss dash.  :laugh:

Frood

This is what I'm talking about:



https://i.postimg.cc/MGRT8Cw2/20221128-073529.jpg">
Blahhhhhh...

Berry Sweet

I would've loved to see that bail!!  And my own! Lol



You'll be fine!  I have metal in my left toe...I will never bend that toe again...

Odinson


Herman

Quote from: Odinson post_id=484698 time=1669592083 user_id=136
Alcohol was probably involved.

I would say so.

Frood

Quote from: RAVEN post_id=484697 time=1669591715 user_id=3352
Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=484686 time=1669582273 user_id=1676
This is what I'm talking about:



https://i.postimg.cc/MGRT8Cw2/20221128-073529.jpg">


Oh fuck!!  i see where that top step is missing :(  You're lucky you didn't break your damn neck being that it was dark out and you couldn't see it was missing!!  WHY did he remove that step?  Was he going to replace it?   Yeppers.. I would be pissed off!!  Hope some of your pain has subsided and you're able to walk, ffs




He was replacing it.



I'm waiting at hospital for an xray.
Blahhhhhh...

Frood

Quote from: Odinson post_id=484698 time=1669592083 user_id=136
Alcohol was probably involved.


Not a factor in the incident.
Blahhhhhh...

Herman

Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=484707 time=1669594399 user_id=1676
Quote from: Odinson post_id=484698 time=1669592083 user_id=136
Alcohol was probably involved.


Not a factor in the incident.

Good story. Stick with it.

Frood

Blahhhhhh...

Herman

Quote from: "Dinky Dazza" post_id=484709 time=1669596000 user_id=1676
Facts rock.

You stick with that.