My labia hurts like a bitch.

[RW]

I pounded my labia last night with a meat tenderizer.  Now it looks like a canoe full of moose meat.



Does anyone know of way that I can enjoy a meat mallet without the unwanted side effects?

[Renee]

I pounded my labia last night with a meat tenderizer.  Now it looks like a canoe full of moose meat.



Does anyone know of way that I can enjoy a meat mallet without the unwanted side effects?

 :2r4ml1j_th: What are you on today?

[RW]

Cheekiness.

[Renee]

Thank God because I thought it might be acid.



"Moose Meat" :MG_216:

[RW]

Hahaha

[J0E]

I'm stretching with stainless steel nails from 2.4mm to 3.2mm and all of them have been fine bar one painful hole towards the upper top area.



Any of you stretch up your pink piercings and do you have any tips for getting the job done quickly without too much pain? I can't prescribe myself a topical or script and I don't want to consult with someone who might know me.

BTW Dinky, does your vagina ever get dry and itchy?

[Renee]

I'm stretching with stainless steel nails from 2.4mm to 3.2mm and all of them have been fine bar one painful hole towards the upper top area.



Any of you stretch up your pink piercings and do you have any tips for getting the job done quickly without too much pain? I can't prescribe myself a topical or script and I don't want to consult with someone who might know me.

BTW Dinky, does your vagina ever get dry and itchy?

Why; do you want to scratch it for her?  



Careful, you might be in for a nasty surprise. ac_biggrin

[Bricktop]

ac_toofunny



You're like the git who keeps on giving, Mr. Paranoid. You don't even have the good sense to take a step back and look at how mentally ill you appear when you're on these little wild eyed tangents of yours.



With any luck, your family won't have to deal with it in another 5-7 years when they ship you off to an aged care home which specializes in delusional sorts.



You realize they've in all likelihood discussed the plan behind your back for years, don't you?  ac_smile

Do you have any idea what you're talking about, because I, and the other members here sure as fuck don't.



If a refrigerator was chained to your ankles, and you were thrown from a boat somewhere in the Indian Ocean, your last statement before succumbing to the depths would be "I'm not drowning...I'm not dro....".



Now, normally I admire those who fully commit to their goals in life, but in your case, the goal posts were taken down shortly after your arrival but you're still trying to thread one through.



When a troll has run its course, the wise man removes the costume, takes off the makeup, and behaves somewhat normally. Now, we know from history that you and normal are like ISIS and compassion...utterly incompatible...but you need to be aware that your constant denials really do make you look utterly ridiculous.



Of course, you MIGHT have come by an image from Brawl Hall on the black market, and thought it would be fun to distribute it as some rather fatuous attempt to embarrass me...although I cannot see how it would...but we both know that is far from likely.



What amuses me most is that despite Brawl Halls demolition and removal from the face of the internet some years ago, you have chosen to retain remnants of the past in your secret folder. That, my old china, is a sign of a very serious obsession with a very sordid past.



Now, you've been gobbing on about how you've got more embarrassing material, and even that you've pulled the gender switch troll before, so how about you grow a pair and show us what you got.



Out here. In the forum. We're all friends here. Show the world your cache of humiliation and triumph.



Lets go, Freud. Mano e mano.

[Frood]

ac_toofunny



You're like the git who keeps on giving, Mr. Paranoid. You don't even have the good sense to take a step back and look at how mentally ill you appear when you're on these little wild eyed tangents of yours.



With any luck, your family won't have to deal with it in another 5-7 years when they ship you off to an aged care home which specializes in delusional sorts.



You realize they've in all likelihood discussed the plan behind your back for years, don't you?  ac_smile

Do you have any idea what you're talking about, because I, and the other members here sure as fuck don't.



If a refrigerator was chained to your ankles, and you were thrown from a boat somewhere in the Indian Ocean, your last statement before succumbing to the depths would be "I'm not drowning...I'm not dro....".



Now, normally I admire those who fully commit to their goals in life, but in your case, the goal posts were taken down shortly after your arrival but you're still trying to thread one through.



When a troll has run its course, the wise man removes the costume, takes off the makeup, and behaves somewhat normally. Now, we know from history that you and normal are like ISIS and compassion...utterly incompatible...but you need to be aware that your constant denials really do make you look utterly ridiculous.



Of course, you MIGHT have come by an image from Brawl Hall on the black market, and thought it would be fun to distribute it as some rather fatuous attempt to embarrass me...although I cannot see how it would...but we both know that is far from likely.



What amuses me most is that despite Brawl Halls demolition and removal from the face of the internet some years ago, you have chosen to retain remnants of the past in your secret folder. That, my old china, is a sign of a very serious obsession with a very sordid past.



Now, you've been gobbing on about how you've got more embarrassing material, and even that you've pulled the gender switch troll before, so how about you grow a pair and show us what you got.



Out here. In the forum. We're all friends here. Show the world your cache of humiliation and triumph.



Lets go, Freud. Mano e mano.

 ac_lmfao



You really have lost the plot, old man. Get that examined.

[RW]

No advice for me Dinky?

[Frood]

No advice for me Donky?

Advice?

[RW]

Sorry I meant Dinky.  Autocorrect has been a bitch today!



See top of the page.

[Frood]

Sorry I meant Dinky.  Autocorrect has been a bitch today!



See top of the page.

Pull Spectre's dribbling old geezer turkey neck tautly across a wooden chopping board and mallet to your hearts content.

[RW]

Not nice!

[Frood]

Gobble gobble!  ac_biggrin