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Quote from: "deadskinmask"why the hell are you trying to steal an egg here anyway?

It's about time the the lazy piece of shit earned his daily bread instead of collecting welfare.

well.... i hate eggs. he can have all of mine.... :D


You´ve been cooking them too many times at the truck-stop restaurant?  :laugh:

noooo.... i hated em long before that.... the smell is what bothers me most.....


I like me some egg sandwich...



Eggs are one of those things that dont look repulsive after a bender..

Them and a salami.

i used to party with a crew of czechs.... they were all about some boiled eggs. good lord, they could eat a dozen each....

Odinson

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Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "deadskinmask"why the hell are you trying to steal an egg here anyway?

It's about time the the lazy piece of shit earned his daily bread instead of collecting welfare.

well.... i hate eggs. he can have all of mine.... :D


You´ve been cooking them too many times at the truck-stop restaurant?  :laugh:

noooo.... i hated em long before that.... the smell is what bothers me most.....


I like me some egg sandwich...



Eggs are one of those things that dont look repulsive after a bender..

Them and a salami.

i used to party with a crew of czechs.... they were all about some boiled eggs. good lord, they could eat a dozen each....


Its due to skill in drinking...



An omelette with some bacon... Mmm after that you can actually drag your shaking self to a bar for some drinks..

deadskinmask

if i wanted to be sober, i wouldn't be fuckin drinking in the first place....

Odinson

Quote from: "deadskinmask"if i wanted to be sober, i wouldn't be fuckin drinking in the first place....

For prolonged drinking, I suggest you eat something...



You drink, eat, drink, eat, drink, eat and you stay in that happy place for all eternity. :D

deadskinmask

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Quote from: "deadskinmask"if i wanted to be sober, i wouldn't be fuckin drinking in the first place....

For prolonged drinking, I suggest you eat something...



You drink, eat, drink, eat, drink, eat and you stay in that happy place for all eternity. :D

i'm drunk 24 hours a day.... it doesn't get anymore 'prolonged' than that.... i eat occasionally.... but my secret is moderation. i control my booze intake and make adjustments as needed....

Odinson

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Quote from: "deadskinmask"if i wanted to be sober, i wouldn't be fuckin drinking in the first place....

For prolonged drinking, I suggest you eat something...



You drink, eat, drink, eat, drink, eat and you stay in that happy place for all eternity. :D

i'm drunk 24 hours a day.... it doesn't get anymore 'prolonged' than that.... i eat occasionally.... but my secret is moderation. i control my booze intake and make adjustments as needed....


Yeah but you´ll run out of juice on a longterm..



Russkies/slavics have perfected the art of drinking hard liquor for their entire lives without dying of cramps or liver failure.

deadskinmask


Odinson

Quote from: "deadskinmask"nobody gets out alive....


Ei elämästä selviä hengissä...



Which means that no1 survives life living..

IRISH KAM

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Quote from: "deadskinmask"why the hell are you trying to steal an egg here anyway?

It's about time the the lazy piece of shit earned his daily bread instead of collecting welfare.


I have nothing but excellent reviews...



Its because I´ll probably skip all the breaks just because I´m in the zone.





I paid for my house in cash... 200k..





I have always earned my own money..



I have been on government money but that was when I was in the army.


Suckin Drunk Russkie Soldiers off , dressed as a Woman is Nothing too Brag about .
LIBERALISM IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN TERRORISM ! ( KAM )

GORDY GAMBINO

RW = ANAL SIZE WHORE

Anonymous

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You are f.at, old, ugly and stupid. ac_razz

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Odinson

Russians are still afraid of Finland... No1 in here sucks their cock...



If one little green man crosses the border, he is an out law..

Odinson

200k cash... I swear it.. In euros..



And that was not all I had at that time..

Odinson

The house was a bargain because it was a relatives house... Got it at the lowest price... Enough that dogs wont piss on his feet. :D

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