Why society is in a mess.

[Anonymous]

Yeah, I don't know Priscilla all that well but what I do know of her I find super charming.



I wonder what happened.

Maybe Shen didn't "make party" enough.

[Blurt]

Truth is, Jock, Shen and I do get along... privately.



There's an unspoken agreement between us that, for the sake of her public image as a shrill battleaxe, I just let her outbursts slide.



I secretly like Shen. She knows this, so I guess my affection for her may not be so secret, after all.

[Anonymous]

Truth is, Jock, Shen and I do get along... privately.



There's an unspoken agreement between us that, for the sake of her public image as a shrill battleaxe, I just let her outbursts slide.



I secretly like Shen. She knows this, so I guess my affection for her may not be so secret, after all.

I'm calling bullshit on this one. Those angry performances by Shen are too believable.

[Blurt]

Yes, agreed.



The lady has some unresolved anger management issues.



But that just serves to make her more endearing to me.

[Blurt]

Plus, she has a nice butt.

[Bricktop]

You wouldn't know what Everyman thinks if he came up to you and spit in your eye.



You were a cop.

I was also a senior manager in the Taxation Officer.



I was also the General Manager of a media company.



I was a fitness leader in gymnasiums for 10 years.



I belong to 2 football clubs, rode with a motorcycle club, attended cooking, pottery and piano classes and volunteered in a men's rights organisation.



Who the fuck do you think cops deal with?? The Royal Family? 95% of police work is undertaken with the average citizen.



Don't fucking challenge my credentials in being part of the common population, and in touch with my community. I've been part of MY community for a whole lot longer than you've been part of yours.

U mad, bro?



You're pretty thin-skinned for a "gymnasium fitness leader."

And here's Blurt's standard repartee when backed into a corner of reason.



What is your occupation?



I don't give a fuck who employees you...although I'm certain that once you tell us your role in society, it will be blindingly obvious.



C'mon...I've told you my employment record. Man up.

[Angry White Male]

Blurt is getting pissy lately...



Not just with me, but with others also.



If he has a fucking root cause problem, he should spit it out.

[Bricktop]

I think its diaspora.



His gender confusion is coming to a head, and he's not sure if he's Arthur...or Martha.

[Blurt]

Blurt is getting pissy lately...



Not just with me, but with others also.



If he has a fucking root cause problem, he should spit it out.

Nope, not getting pissy with anyone but those who think it's Take A Shit On Blurt's Head Day.



Inspector Sillypants attacks me, unprovoked, out of the blue (and him not back on here even a few hours).



The truck driver destroying his life with alcohol trying to life-coach me.



The Filipina pot-shot fan who disappears into the shadow like the coward she is right after having blown her dart.



To the rest of the folks here, I've been quite friendly and open.

[Angry White Male]

What the fuck do you want to hear from us, Blurt?

[Blurt]

What the fuck do you want to hear from us, Blurt?

Just stop trying to remove the splinter from my eye until such time as you've removed the beam from your own, Dean Martin.

[Bricktop]

Inspector Sillypants attacks me, unprovoked, out of the blue (and him not back on here even a few hours).

I never left, Sparkles. I was occupied elsewhere for a while, that's all.



By the way, by my clock its 12.35am in your neck of the woods.



Shouldn't you be asleep?



And spare me the "unprovoked". You align with a vile and treacherous bitch. That's all I need.

[Angry White Male]

What I'm saying is, my life is how it is.  It's not perfect, but I make do.



What I'm saying to you, is that you may not find happiness with trying to change certain things.



You can take that as you will, and do with it what you want.

[Bricktop]

Mel, rest assured that Blurt is as miserable, lonely and fucked up as you are.



That's why he empathises.



You have so much in common.

[Angry White Male]

Seems that way...