Alright Berry! What phone do you want?

[Angry White Male]

As a man of means, I am feeling extra generous this holiday season, and will buy you a phone of your choice.  No, it doesn't have to be an $80 flip phone.  Anything in the range of $500-$600 is fine.  



I made the promise, and I won't renig.  I'm not a renigger.



The only thing to think about, is what size SIM card you currently have...  If the new phone takes a different sized SIM card, you would have to get that from the store of whatever carrier you use.  If it's the same, you should just be able to pop in current SIM card, and the phone should instantly work.



I know you don't want to hand out address, so I can meet you somewhere close to where you live, as I'm not far.  No words will be exchanged.  It will be like a spy mission exchange...  quick and discreet.  Hell, I might even wear a bad wig and heavily tinted aviators.

[Anonymous]

As a man of means, I am feeling extra generous this holiday season, and will buy you a phone of your choice.  No, it doesn't have to be an $80 flip phone.  Anything in the range of $500-$600 is fine.  



I made the promise, and I won't renig.  I'm not a renigger.



The only thing to think about, is what size SIM card you currently have...  If the new phone takes a different sized SIM card, you would have to get that from the store of whatever carrier you use.  If it's the same, you should just be able to pop in current SIM card, and the phone should instantly work.



I know you don't want to hand out address, so I can meet you somewhere close to where you live, as I'm not far.  No words will be exchanged.  It will be like a spy mission exchange...  quick and discreet.  Hell, I might even wear a bad wig and heavily tinted aviators.

Perhaps this would  be better handled privately.

[Odinson]

A real gentleman buys his girl new Iphone X.



Means that you really love her.

[Odinson]

Preferably 256gb version..



But 64Gb is just fine if you are not well endowed.

[Zetsu]

I wonder which phone Berry will pick.

[Anonymous]

I wonder which phone Berry will pick.

I am guessing none if AGW is buying.

[Zetsu]

I wonder which phone Berry will pick.

I am guessing none if AGW is buying.

AGW?  Is that Mel/Angry White Male you mean?

[kiebers]

I wonder which phone Berry will pick.

I am guessing none if AGW is buying.

AGW?  Is that Mel/Angry White Male you mean?

Yes

[Zetsu]

I wonder which phone Berry will pick.

I am guessing none if AGW is buying.

AGW?  Is that Mel/Angry White Male you mean?

Yes

I wonder what does AGW stands for, lol.

[Anonymous]

I wonder which phone Berry will pick.

I am guessing none if AGW is buying.

AGW?  Is that Mel/Angry White Male you mean?

A Girly Whiner.

[kiebers]

:MG_216:  

[Zetsu]

I wonder which phone Berry will pick.

I am guessing none if AGW is buying.

AGW?  Is that Mel/Angry White Male you mean?

A Girly Whiner.

Lol  :001_tongue:

[Frood]

I wonder which phone Berry will pick.

Ace will give her one of his spare trademark phones.



A Melberry.



Like a Blackberry but it's white and rings off the hook constantly over nothing.

[Anonymous]

I wonder which phone Berry will pick.

A Melberry.



Like a Blackberry but it's white and rings off the hook constantly over nothing.

 

[Bricktop]

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