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Prostate Exam?

Started by Angry White Male, April 11, 2018, 12:36:01 AM

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Anonymous

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Quote from: "Fashionista"My husband doesn't want to get a prostate exam either.


I think most guys are like that, but you need to convince him he's past that homophobia teen age and it's always better to prevent than regret painfully afterwards.  Lol ask him does it want a finger up his ass for a min, or prefers to have a painful tumor growing in there for the rest of his life.

He thinks because he's healthy, he doesn't need it.


Hmm if nothing could be done to convince him for now, then I'd recommend what my dad does every morning when he wakes up, he told me to lay on my back, elevate my legs in their air and do splits/legs spread apart and move my legs back together, and spread and close spread and close, and keep doing it for a few mins will help reduce teh chance of having prostate cancer.  Lol duno does it works, but my dad told me the condition of his  prostate has improve drastically after doing those exercise for over a year.

Thanks Zetsu, I'll tell my husband.

realgrimm


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Zetsu

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 :MG_216:
Permanently off his rocker

Berry Sweet

These guys got their prostate checked and lived to tell about it.





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Maybe get all your buddies together for a group check?  Memories a d good times!

Bricktop

Don't worry.



The first sign that there may be an "issue", and they'll all be bending over.

Anonymous

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Anonymous

They'll have to put me out for a prostate exam.

Bricktop

They do that for the second test if the first one indicates a problem.



Then you bleed for a week.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Bricktop"They do that for the second test if the first one indicates a problem.



Then you bleed for a week.

No thanks.

Bricktop

When the blood test comes back indicating a high count, and the doc says you may have a malignant tumour, you'll be bent over like all the rest.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Bricktop"When the blood test comes back indicating a high count, and the doc says you may have a malignant tumour, you'll be bent over like all the rest.

My old man never had prostate cancer. None of my uncles either.

Bricktop

It ain't genetic, Hermie.



Just get used to the fact that one day, your ass is THEIRS.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Bricktop"It ain't genetic, Hermie.



Just get used to the fact that one day, your ass is THEIRS.

I'm keeping it as long as I can.

Bricktop

That's what we all say.



Then you're shown what prostate cancer looks like, and how they fit a colostomy bag...and your daks are around your ankles faster than you can say "please be gentle".