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Prostate Exam?

Started by Angry White Male, April 11, 2018, 12:36:01 AM

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Anonymous

Quote from: "Bricktop"That's what we all say.



Then you're shown what prostate cancer looks like, and how they fit a colostomy bag...and your daks are around your ankles faster than you can say "please be gentle".

I'm out of this thread.

Bricktop

Nooooo....don't go.



I haven't told you about the pads you wear after tissue samples are taken!!!

Berry Sweet


Bricktop

Why?



You ladies wear pads once a month!!! They are the same thing.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Bricktop"Nooooo....don't go.



I haven't told you about the pads you wear after tissue samples are taken!!!

I hope my husband doesn't  read this thread, he'll never get an  exam.

Bricktop

Oh, yes he will, when the blood test indicates he may have cancer.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Bricktop"Oh, yes he will, when the blood test indicates he may have cancer.

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Bricktop

The blood test for prostate issues is a guide only. There are a number of reasons the cell count is above normal, only one of which is cancer.



However, the only way to be sure is to undergo "the test", more to eliminate the possibility than to prove it.

realgrimm

I'd rather shit glass then have some guy scraping around in me then handing me a script for adult diapers ..

Bricktop

So says every man...until he hits 60.



And you don't need a script...or diapers.



The hospital gives you a weeks supply of pads when you leave.



For the bleeding...



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