The Coronation has been now hijacked...

[caskur]

I am a talent scout.



I have impeccable taste.

[Adolf Oliver Bush]

I am a talent scout.



I have impeccable taste.

Heh, I can just picture you out on the pub circuit, bellying up to the bar to watch for up and coming acts.



Pawing at random drag queen guitarists and telling them you will make them a star.



 

[caskur]

guitarists orgasm  when I start singing.... fact!!!

[Adolf Oliver Bush]

guitarists orgasm  when I start singing.... fact!!!

 :MG_216:



When you start singing eh?



Most women would argue for at least ten minutes, preferring a sixty minute man to someone that shoots their wad the moment some Jabba the Hutt looking motherfucker opens its pudding muncher!  ac_biggrin

[caskur]

guitarists orgasm  when I start singing.... fact!!!

 :MG_216:



When you start singing eh?



Most women would argue for at least ten minutes, preferring a sixty minute man to someone that shoots their wad the moment some Jabba the Hutt looking motherfucker opens its pudding muncher!  ac_biggrin

that was your visual huh?...



Try this... man starts playing his guitar and starts singing, I stand next to him and open my vocal pipes and an exquisite melodious sound comes out,... he chubs up then whooosh, waves of heat rushes over his body.



 it is not over until the fat lady sings...

[Frood]

[Adolf Oliver Bush]

 :MG_216:



When you start singing eh?



Most women would argue for at least ten minutes, preferring a sixty minute man to someone that shoots their wad the moment some Jabba the Hutt looking motherfucker opens its pudding muncher!  ac_biggrin

that was your visual huh?...

Those were your words.

guitarists orgasm  when I start singing....

Not my words. Yours. You start singing, suddenly they're spunking in their underoos. Which might work if you were in the habit of slipping over and landing cunt first in the puddles, but I can't imagine it would be conducive to you getting your rocks off!  

Try this... man starts playing his guitar and starts singing, I stand next to him and open my vocal pipes and an exquisite melodious sound comes out,... he chubs up then whooosh, waves of heat rushes over his body.

Aha... changing your story already huh? So, not quite as immediate as you assured us was "fact" in your previous post. Are you pretending you are losing your touch?



I wouldn't be at all surprised to learn you never had it in the first place.  

it is not over until the fat lady sings...

Rubbish, I've seen how many farewell tours John Farnham booked. Cunt is still gigging, the whinging grifter!

[caskur]

Changing nothing.... try expanding... you are the one that made up the story because of your dirty little mind...



You were corrected as per usual by one of your betters.... that be songstress me.   Not you.

[caskur]

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Rubbish, I've seen how many farewell tours John Farnham booked. Cunt is still gigging, the whinging grifter!

GLOBAL LEGEND JOHN FARNHAM IS BATTLING MOUTH CANCER and hopefully he survives... he is one of the greats still alive...



Like I said... there is something wrong with you. It might be you need your hearing tested. Have you been checked lately?

[Adolf Oliver Bush]

Rubbish, I've seen how many farewell tours John Farnham booked. Cunt is still gigging, the whinging grifter!

GLOBAL LEGEND JOHN FARNHAM IS BATTLING MOUTH CANCER and hopefully he survives...

For what? More farewell tours and a gold plated penis bong modelled on Molly's member? Jesus H Rectum-Rodgering Christ, that grifter is an addict and no mistake.

he is one of the greats still alive...

Okay boomer.... you have your version, I have the truth. You do know that no radio station wanted to push that annoying pommy whinge "You're The Voice" crap until 2Day-FM started hammering the crap out of it on the back of a mountain of cocaine from Glenn Wheatley's personal stash to the program director of that Austereo outlet, right? Not even it's sister network Triple M wanted to touch it with a 40 foot manpole at first, Farnham having effectively buried the shambling carcass of The Little River Band three years before. Barely anyone even acknowledges it on the international scene now, though Chrissie Hynde, The Church, AC/DC and Hoodoo Gurus yet enjoy an airing on North American music media outlets. As does INXS, just ask Erica.

Like I said... there is something wrong with you. It might be you need your hearing tested. Have you been checked lately?

Not formally, nor do I really need it. I left that scene behind me by and large when Coronatarians started running about screaming the sky was falling three and a bit years ago. I still keep in touch with a few of the old crowd, I still get a kick out of building a respectable stereo mix in front of people from session recordings and I'm still capable of assembling and operating front of house mixes that can pack a house out. It's like riding a bicycle, after a while it's just second nature. Even to the point. it's not really where my headspace is currently at in the creativity stakes though, I've been getting way more fun out of creating digital assets for some online gaming titles as well as teaching myself gardening and a few other sundry skills I anticipate I'll be needing in the years ahead.



What, you think I should have devoted my efforts to revisiting the same old same old as you have done? I could do that, sure, but it wouldn't satisfy my bent for new horizons. I enjoy the capital to get up each day and say "I think I'll try this now" and actually go out and do it. Where you lick the windows of mass produced schmaltz and subjectively determine its zenith from whatever you are able to snap up from disgraced ex-CEO Susan Wojcicki's failing YouTurd empire, fantasizing about a life other than the one you've occupied for more than six decades while assuring all within earshot that it really was The Thing the rest of us should envy you for.



I would wonder why you were always so keen to pretend a loftier station to others instead of simply being quietly proud of your own achievements... except I've seen your stripe in my stepgrandmother and can recognise the desire for social status because of it.



I also play guitar. The idea of you warbling along gives me an instant soft-on, Thought you should know.

[caskur]

^^^^ DEAF DUMB AND BLIND Man ^^^^



Versus



John Farnham discography





John Farnham, billed under stage name Johnny Farnham from 1964 until 1979, is a British-born Australian pop singer who has released



 21 studio albums,



6 live albums,



3 soundtracks



19 compilation albums,



13 video albums,



3 extended plays



and 74 singles.







Yes, we can really see how unpopular Farnham is...



Stands to reason he sold millions of Albums that no talented fuck.. How DARE he?

[Adolf Oliver Bush]

^^^^ DEAF DUMB AND BLIND Man ^^^^



Versus



John Farnham discography





John Farnham, billed under stage name Johnny Farnham from 1964 until 1979, is a British-born Australian pop singer who has released



 21 studio albums,



6 live albums,



3 soundtracks



19 compilation albums,



13 video albums,



3 extended plays



and 74 singles.







Yes, we can really see how unpopular Farnham is...

Awww, very pretty and I'm sure it will look wonderful on the fridge door, but it's amateur hour... multi-instrumentalist Jeff Lynne of Electric Light Orchestra and Traveling Wilburys fame released over five times as many albums, released over 200 compilations and appeared on over 3,000 more. His singles are numbered not in the tens, but in the hundreds, his ouvrer includes names like Del Shannon, Giorgio Moroder, The Beatles, Bob Dylan, Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers, Olivia Newton John, Sam Smith, Roy Wood... just to name a few and I'm really only scratching the surface here, but it might give you some of an idea of just how unimpressive your mouth cancer victim actually is when compared to one of his own countrymen, Jeff Lynne also being a pom, and a pom lucky enough not to find himself abandoned at the arse end of the planet and forced to suck crossdresser cawk for the limited fame and notoriety that Johnny Farnham was.



You want to make head to head comparisons, might it be appropriate to inquire about your release schedule? What's that? You don't have any? Not even one? Well dayum, not even a footnote on the totem pole of signicant achievements, ain't that a kick in the pants! Well, apart from your claim of being that random groupie frump on the other side of the foldback bin, her eager mouth open wide for guitarists to piss in at the middle eight. The highlight of your career, I'm sure and I'd be lying if I said the tens of thousands (if not hundreds of thousands) of groupies that made a career out of getting on their knees for the actual talent were going uncommented.



 

[caskur]

I emailed Ross Ryan and asked him for the words to his Battle Song from his My Name Means Horse album and he emailed me back the words.... Nice man because he is West Aust... Real Australians we West  Aussies..... I love Ross Ryan



 Now you can find  Ross Ryans Battle Song on Youtube... With my comments attached.





AND Lol at you thinking 3 times John Farnham means more success...



You crack me up !!!

[caskur]

Notice how Dum Sums posts deteriorate into foul language? What a bogan!!! just so people know, the covicts infested the east coast. It is telling isn't?

[caskur]

See.... 1 st comment after I got him to put it on youtube... was mine, 11 years ago now.