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Started by smell the glove, June 05, 2016, 07:47:00 PM

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smell the glove

Quote from: "cc la femme"He said to stop posting gun pics while you are stalking someone.


Nope.

smell the glove

He said he has never seen a forum in his life that's filled with so many middle-aged to elderly humourless bores, and by order of the law he demands that people loosen up, or he said you'll be 'movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.'





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I begged and pleaded with her day after day

But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way

She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.

I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.



First class, yo this is bad

Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.

Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?

Hmm this might be alright.



But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that

Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?

I don't think so

I'll see when I get there

I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air



Well, the plane landed and when I came out

There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out

I ain't trying to get arrested yet

I just got here

I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared



I whistled for a cab and when it came near

The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror

If anything I could say that this cab was rare

But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Bel-Air'



I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8

And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home smell ya later'

I looked at my kingdom

I was finally there

To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air!

smell the glove

Well, gotta run, my Negroes!



I have some shopping to do!

Aryan

Quote from: "smell the glove"He said he has never seen a forum in his life that's filled with so many middle-aged to elderly humourless bores,





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 ac_lmfao

Renee

Quote from: "smell the glove"Well, gotta run, my Negroes!



I have some shopping to do!


Say hello to your drug dealer for us.



I hope he has a decent heroin selection to chose from......Hopefully you won't get any bad shit....You never know, one pop and you could turn you into a fucking carrot.....



But I'm sure there is no danger of that....I'm sure your dealer is a reputable guy.  :laugh3
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


Anonymous

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Quote from: "SCOUSE"Fashionita is probably asleep in her rocking chair...

Maybe cleaning up after her twelve year old. Just like your mom does when she is not deep throating Punjabi cock.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"Take a break from the forums. Get a bike and bike around the seawall or visit the Aquarium. Visit Nordstrom.  ac_biggrin

Good advice, but he has to lay off the booze first.

smell the glove

Quote from: "Renee"Say hello to your drug dealer for us.



I hope he has a decent heroin selection to chose from......Hopefully you won't get any bad shit....You never know, one pop and you could turn you into a fucking carrot.....



But I'm sure there is no danger of that....I'm sure your dealer is a reputable guy.  :laugh3


That was a long time ago!



I'm all rehabbed now, using the power of positive thinking!



Beer is the only thing Ace really needs!

smell the glove

But no, I picked up some Herring Rollmops from the store, as well as a few other things.



Do you eat Herring Rollmops, Renee?  That may be a silly question, as I'm sure you'll eat most anything, but do you like Herring Rollmops?



Now that the temperature is dying down here a little bit (it's quite fucking hot here today for White people like me!), I may sponge my ride down, so it looks clean, sleek and sexy...  Just like me!

Renee

Quote from: "smell the glove"But no, I picked up some Herring Rollmops from the store, as well as a few other things.



Do you eat Herring Rollmops, Renee?  That may be a silly question, as I'm sure you'll eat most anything, but do you like Herring Rollmops?



Now that the temperature is dying down here a little bit (it's quite fucking hot here today for White people like me!), I may sponge my ride down, so it looks clean, sleek and sexy...  Just like me!


Sorry to disappoint but I don't eat bait.



Enjoy.  :laugh:
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


smell the glove

Only once in a while will I consume a Rollmop or two.  You should buy a jar, if you haven't ever.  Sometimes we have to step out of our comfort zones and try different things!



I'm kinda bored right now, so I'm watching this YouTube clip.  I think all the posters here should watch this vid, for their own good!  'Ounce of prevention' kind of thing!





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smell the glove

Some of the actresses in these PSA's are definitely bangable!  DAMN!

Renee

Quote from: "smell the glove"Some of the actresses in these PSA's are definitely bangable!  DAMN!


 ac_lmfao



Your kind of women....eh Mel?



Oh not the actresses themselves........I'm referring to the drugged out skanks they portray. :laugh3:
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


smell the glove


Anonymous

Quote from: "SCOUSE"Fashionita is probably asleep in her rocking chair...

Scouse, unlike you, the time I have to sit in a chair and be online is finite..

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