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Started by smell the glove, June 05, 2016, 07:47:00 PM

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#15
June 05, 2016, 09:59:27 PM
Quote from: "cc la femme"He said to stop posting gun pics while you are stalking someone.


Nope.

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#16
June 05, 2016, 10:04:12 PM
He said he has never seen a forum in his life that's filled with so many middle-aged to elderly humourless bores, and by order of the law he demands that people loosen up, or he said you'll be 'movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.'





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I begged and pleaded with her day after day

But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way

She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.

I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.



First class, yo this is bad

Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.

Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?

Hmm this might be alright.



But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that

Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?

I don't think so

I'll see when I get there

I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air



Well, the plane landed and when I came out

There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out

I ain't trying to get arrested yet

I just got here

I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared



I whistled for a cab and when it came near

The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror

If anything I could say that this cab was rare

But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Bel-Air'



I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8

And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home smell ya later'

I looked at my kingdom

I was finally there

To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air!

smell the glove

#17
June 05, 2016, 10:13:15 PM
Well, gotta run, my Negroes!



I have some shopping to do!

Aryan

#18
June 05, 2016, 10:24:48 PM
Quote from: "smell the glove"He said he has never seen a forum in his life that's filled with so many middle-aged to elderly humourless bores,





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 ac_lmfao

Renee

#19
June 05, 2016, 10:34:05 PM
Quote from: "smell the glove"Well, gotta run, my Negroes!



I have some shopping to do!


Say hello to your drug dealer for us.



I hope he has a decent heroin selection to chose from......Hopefully you won't get any bad shit....You never know, one pop and you could turn you into a fucking carrot.....



But I'm sure there is no danger of that....I'm sure your dealer is a reputable guy.  :laugh3
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.

Anonymous

#20
June 05, 2016, 10:52:42 PM Last Edit: June 05, 2016, 11:06:14 PM by Anonymous
Quote from: "SCOUSE"Fashionita is probably asleep in her rocking chair...

Maybe cleaning up after her twelve year old. Just like your mom does when she is not deep throating Punjabi cock.

Anonymous

#21
June 05, 2016, 10:54:24 PM
Quote from: "Azhya Aryola"Take a break from the forums. Get a bike and bike around the seawall or visit the Aquarium. Visit Nordstrom.  ac_biggrin

Good advice, but he has to lay off the booze first.

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#22
June 05, 2016, 11:04:40 PM
Quote from: "Renee"Say hello to your drug dealer for us.



I hope he has a decent heroin selection to chose from......Hopefully you won't get any bad shit....You never know, one pop and you could turn you into a fucking carrot.....



But I'm sure there is no danger of that....I'm sure your dealer is a reputable guy.  :laugh3


That was a long time ago!



I'm all rehabbed now, using the power of positive thinking!



Beer is the only thing Ace really needs!

smell the glove

#23
June 05, 2016, 11:13:28 PM
But no, I picked up some Herring Rollmops from the store, as well as a few other things.



Do you eat Herring Rollmops, Renee?  That may be a silly question, as I'm sure you'll eat most anything, but do you like Herring Rollmops?



Now that the temperature is dying down here a little bit (it's quite fucking hot here today for White people like me!), I may sponge my ride down, so it looks clean, sleek and sexy...  Just like me!

Renee

#24
June 06, 2016, 02:18:29 AM
Quote from: "smell the glove"But no, I picked up some Herring Rollmops from the store, as well as a few other things.



Do you eat Herring Rollmops, Renee?  That may be a silly question, as I'm sure you'll eat most anything, but do you like Herring Rollmops?



Now that the temperature is dying down here a little bit (it's quite fucking hot here today for White people like me!), I may sponge my ride down, so it looks clean, sleek and sexy...  Just like me!


Sorry to disappoint but I don't eat bait.



Enjoy.  :laugh:
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.

smell the glove

#25
June 06, 2016, 03:14:13 AM
Only once in a while will I consume a Rollmop or two.  You should buy a jar, if you haven't ever.  Sometimes we have to step out of our comfort zones and try different things!



I'm kinda bored right now, so I'm watching this YouTube clip.  I think all the posters here should watch this vid, for their own good!  'Ounce of prevention' kind of thing!





">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCHzdNzMX6Y

smell the glove

#26
June 06, 2016, 04:23:53 AM
Some of the actresses in these PSA's are definitely bangable!  DAMN!

Renee

#27
June 06, 2016, 07:41:12 AM
Quote from: "smell the glove"Some of the actresses in these PSA's are definitely bangable!  DAMN!


 ac_lmfao



Your kind of women....eh Mel?



Oh not the actresses themselves........I'm referring to the drugged out skanks they portray. :laugh3:
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.

smell the glove

#28
June 06, 2016, 07:51:42 AM
Of course!

Anonymous

#29
June 06, 2016, 08:25:02 AM
Quote from: "SCOUSE"Fashionita is probably asleep in her rocking chair...

Scouse, unlike you, the time I have to sit in a chair and be online is finite..
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